What's your morning/wake up ritual Sup Forums before you actually start your day
I'll start
>Wake up
>Wish I wasn't born
>Have alot of coffee and a cigarrete
>Take a big dump
>Blast music like this youtube.com
>Back to life
I'm only 21 and feel old as fuck
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don't start with i feel old shit if you have'nt started jerking off with a cucumber up your ass kiddo.
>wake up
>hack and cough
>have a smoke
>take a shower
>have another smoke
>head to work
>drive 30 mins listening to news, drinking coffee and smoking
>get to work
Quit smoking op, itll kill ya
Alarm sounds at 6:15
Hit snooze until 6:45 or so
Big cup of coffee
Sit in bed with coffee and Sup Forums
Make another cup of coffee or two until I feel awake.
Shower.
Go to work.
>wake up at 5:40
>roll around in bed til 6:40
>get up
>chug some yogurt to kill the agonizing morning hunger
>brush teeth, piss, wash hands and face
>get dressed
>drive/walk to work
Wake up
Make eggs
Go run. Hate run so much of lordy lordy
Coffee/tea/juice or something
Commute
Wish I lived closer
Forget to meme arrow
Thanks user, I feel young again.
"I'm only 21 and I feel so old"
I feel ya fam. I wonder if this is how people have been like for centuries at our age? Or if this is something new.
>wake up
>grab phone
>morning fap
>go shower
>breakfast
>leave
>whyamiawasteofhumanspace.jpg
>Wake up
>Start computer
>Check Sup Forums
>Make eggs w/ pancake if it's a good day
>Brush teeth
>Do whatever there is to do in the day
>Repeat
I realized I live a boring as shit life typing this. Fuck.
Wake up, feel like I want to die, take adderall 30MG XR
Take 200mg caffeine
Fall back asleep and wake up clockwork in 45 minutes when they kick in.
Immediately have to shit. (Stims do that)
Have to shower or I can't eat (dunno why)
Make 4 fried eggs. Drink 3 cups of black coffee or so.
Limp my ass to work.
My back feels like it's 90 years old, I'm always exhausted, and I'm only 20. Kill me.
>wake up
>check phone
>toilet
>take a shower
>get dressed
>eat something small (banana, yogurt etc)
>brush teeth
>leave
>grab a coffee or Club Maté in a store
How isnt your brain fried?
On my days off
>wake up
>drink rest of bottle of water thats by me
>Smoke pot if i or one of my roomates have any
>Smoke cig
>shit
>shower
>cig
>play fallout 4 on survival mode
Im 26 yrs old
You should take advantage of all that caffeine and adderall and go running at morning or do excersice. That'll make your column straight and will boost apetite and improve sleepy sleepness at night so you can actually rest your wirbelsäule.
Been drinking coffee since I was 8 or 9. Been taking adderall since I was 13 or so. Tbh my brain probably is a bit fried, but I manage. Currently I'm going to school for engineering and I'd die without stims.
>Cock in ass
>Wake up
>Clean the cum off
>Apply Vasoline to my apparently not ready anus
>brush teeth
>check time: 9:30am~9:40am
>go to Sup Forums for the lulz
>read some manga
>play Dark Souls
>get ready for work
>2:30pm~11:20pm work
While at work: ponder what a meaningless life I live.
>Sup Forums
>sleep
Repeat...
I have to to drop my girlfriend at work. Like I roll out of bed and immediately begin driving in 5 minute's or less. It's the worst part of my day.
That's a good idea, I've been meaning to start doing that
Bump
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Bamp
Pretty much the same as you OP without the cigarette part.
>Wake Up
>Question my existence for 20mins
>Get out of bed
>Check phone while taking a dump
>Put on a pot of coffee
>Get dressed while coffee brews
>Try to replace as much of my blood with that bitter nectar
>Begin day
600 wake up
Piss
Brush teeth
Put on socks
610 lay in bed
Check out nhentai
625 realize I gotta leave for work in 5 min so beat my meat like it owes me money
700 work
Whenever I get home I either spark up or pick up 3 40oz
End the night with either futurama or watching JAV
>wake up
I feel you fam
>Wake up
>Grab my tablet and take a shit for 20 minutes
>Hug my gf
>Eat some pseudo healthy shit
>Watching youtube till she have to go
>Say goodbye to her at the door
>Fap
>Shower
>Work
>28 years old
>wake up
>call my wifes number
>her phone is sitting next to me on silent
>I keep the bill paid so I can hear her voice again on voicemail
>she died last year
>smoke a cigarette
>drink coffee
>call again
>start the day
>wake up
>make breakfast for fam
>drink shitty coffee
>check updates on various websites
>check email
>start responding to emails and working
>8 hours
>get off work
>make dinner for fam
>eat dinner
>Check updates on various websites
>start my day by going to sleep
At some point you lose all ownership of your time because of responsibilities.
Why do you wait till she goes to fap?
That sucks to read, I feel you
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table
>Here you go creating another fable
>You wanted to
because I have a shitty fear of smelling bad, so I don't want her near my junk before I take a shower
Are you my boyfriend..
I do that too, I work at home and I wait till my gf goes to work so I can masturbate in peace.
Also fuck her but you know, sometimes you just want a sandwich.
>No need to hug your hand neither tell it how beautiful it is.
>I'm only 21 and feel old as fuck
You'll never make it. You are literally in the prime of your life. It's all down hill from there.
Either give up and kill yourself or start getting more exercise and try to prevent you being on disability by the time you're 35.
Ouch. My heart hurts, user
Fuck man!
Don't you have any vids with her voice?
Underrated
>Wake up at 7
>Shit, Shower, Eat, and Dress
>Leave at 7:20
>Show up at work at 8
>Shred paper for 5 hours
>wake up
>fall back asleep
>text my girlfriend
>jerk off
>clean myself up
>brush my hair
>get some cereal
>have a cigarette or use my vape because I am a faggot
>do my day
>wake up
>think about life decisions and where im going to end up
>sleep naked so cold as fuck when im lookin for clothes
>turn on computer make coffee or leave for work in 15 mins, no prep time. time is money, sleep is money
i dont think you trust in my
Appreciate the reality check, thanks.
> groan, I like my job. But full time school/job leaves me drained daily.
> take 2-3 dabs
> have a glass of water
> shit
> shower
> clean my room a little or work on store ordering or homework
> take more dabs randomly
> let my 3 dogs out
> feed said dogs
> feed cats
> feed self sometimes
>wake up
>jerk off
>eat food
>say hi to mom
>go to my room
>game
>Sup Forums
>jerk off
>Sup Forums
>game
>anime
>jerk off
>talk to my online friends because they are the only friends I have
>game
>get lunch
>game
>game
>Sup Forums
>game
>anime
>movie
>Sup Forums
>grab dinner
>jerk off
>pinch one of my dads smokes
>sleep
I am 27, 300lbs, kissless, suicidal. It wont get better
I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I think maybe I read too many comic books when I was a kid...
Run a mile a day for two months then join the army.
We were never big on making recordings. Never really had too many vacations or anything like that. The worst part is that I hated taking pictures so I don't even have those. Maybe I'll post some from her phone.
Stupid dog.
kek'd
first come first - day cannot begin without watching this guy youtube.com
My back hurts a lot in the lower region, usually just feels like hammer blows, or someone squeezing my spine.
Could it be a weak back? Could I be fixed?
Sometimes hot water/heating pad makes me think about it less, but it's always on the forefront of my mind. I generally take opiates, but if I don't have opiates it's more evident. Sleeping/waking up is the worst part, that's generally when it hurts the most and I want to die.
I'll fucking exercise if it'll help. But I'm too scared that I'll just make it worse.
I would tell you stop making yourself suffer, but you've already taken a decision.
You should really improve your life as much as possible.
>Do exercise, read and stuff.
At least she would have wanted you to be happy user so if you don't do it for yourself, she should be enough motivation.
TLDR
Don't be a faggot
Love, user
So dude how do you think it will get better if you do the same shit everyday....
Just do this
>roll out of bed
>deactivate alarm clock
>bow to Buddha and Kuan Yin statues in room
>weigh self
>piss and brush teeth
>open laptop
>re-download adblock since Chrome's broken or something
>browse Sup Forums and FB or whatever until I go out
>alarm sounds at 4:45
> Finnaly get up at 0520
> Sit at edge of bed for a minute
>Shave
>Get dressed
> Walk to work at 0540