Well Sup Forums, it happened, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I posted here about 6 months ago depressed...

Well Sup Forums, it happened, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I posted here about 6 months ago depressed, and you all belittled me in some caustic nonsense of superificial masculinity bravado bullshit. Well know what? I did the one thing most of you fucking cunts said I couldn't do, I got a girlfriend. And know what? She's a knocout 9/10. Her personality may as well make her a 10. So fuck you verboise, galavanting nerds that thought you were better than me. Straight out philly faggots.

Is this pasta?

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Good job user, she looks like the retarded cousin of the family in the pic but i'll believe you, way to go

Cleary I am not the faggot, seeing that I have a girlfriend unlike most of you. Why is porn so profuse and profound on this board if you all get laid? Fucking losers.

Your jealousy makes me smile. :) Woe is you bottomfeeder.

Lol shes one smashed crab lol way to go bro lol any holes a goal!

Wats it like being 2nd choice user?

Thanks?

Second choice for what?

>can't look at porn because I have a girlfriend

Ye olde English maketh thee to looketh like a faggot

how long is "her" dick?

Tits and timestamp or your faking!!

Itt user pretends to have a girlfriend

I didn't say that retard. I said I didnt NEED to, unlike you all.

You missed a 0 in that 9/10

Kek'd & Czech'd

Topest kek

Her pussys tighter then you're moms. hahaha

gotcha

Are you 7?

Which one is OP?

I'm not pretending.

The fact she got play like a sloppy hoe and or she feels sry for you wont last unless shes brain fucked simple your just a good choice for now your bottom feeding on the scraps dude!

this is hilarious. Were there any more of those? Assuming they were all legal etc of course.

>having to show off your "girlfriend" on Sup Forums because someone made fun of you
You're a sad person OP, you have no one else to try and impress but us

Do you chain up that swampdonkey and leave it outside, or is it housebroken?

Jealousy is music to my ears hahaha

Hes a gay fag asking for pics with chicks that are not fucking him but his friends lol hes a chuck and loves the atention!

>Tfw I'm actually married

Yeah totally friends. idiot.

Are you sure he's a chuck? He seems like more of a "Brad" to me.

Yeah, we'll call him Brad.

Rate my gf please user
Also not sure if there is more

Well tits and timestamp shouldn't be hard the fag aye or you the bitch and shes the man?

You call that a 9?

>being this butthurt and insecure
Oh silly OP, don't you know you're a faggot

>swamp donkey
My sides have imploded and destroyed half the eastern seaboard

Where's the 9? She behind that 6?

Maybe in another room?

Scrat the squirrel/10
Would smash

He's talking about her age

Shes sleeping jackass.

Show her off or it was faked dont use rekon boys?? Lol

Riiiiiight

i might be a 6, but my girl is a 9. you disrespect me though, and you live near me, you fuck with my squad.

Timestamp her sleeping you autistic watermelon

thats fucked up and an invasion of privacy.

Holy kek

Should make it even easier then or you a bitch bet you got no nuts bro lol

What's his name OP?

Her name is none of yo beezwax.

That's a brother and sister in OP's pic.

Lmao. Where you from? I'll make it look like a random shooting.

Nope, I respect my girl, yall just a bunch of neckbeards.

Ask her if you can timestamp her tits to prove some internet strangers that you really have a gf, she'll surely react ok to that.
>Inb4 she founds out the giant faggot you are

Sure juan
Cancer, you bean pole bench warmer
Stop the lies OP

Op names it fatasy fag i think no ballz maybe!

glendale az officer douchemeister.

Let's see a picture of her then. Is that your ugly sister in your pic op?

Susan...
Susan the Sasquatch

>oldfag
>not knowing the rules
tits or gtfo

nah i respect my girlfriend, cuz unlike you losers, i actually have one.

Chuck and Susan are happy together guys, leave them alone

>none yo beezwax
>Officer douchemeister
Jesus fucking christ

Figures.

So, she's your cousin then?

4th cousin so it doesnt count, twice removed too. who cares?

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>9/10
Next time post some hot chick at least lol

OP how much are you paying her to take these pictures with you?

she is hot douchenozzel

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I pay her with a kiss every picture hahaha

"I'm happy"

No point being on a high horse when you will be back here as soon as she realizes how much of a loser you are ;^]

You are ugly af, that chimp face lmao. Your gf is not even close to a 9, what a loser posting on Sup Forums how "successful" you are hahaha

You clearly want approval from strangers on the internet, otherwise you wouldn't be trying so hard.

how am i ugly? i am AT LEAST average.

>smashed crab

>inbreeding
>who cares?
Geneticists do

OP was so mentally abused the last time he came here that he has been braindead since

>posting a cheek kiss
>not friends
choose one

No, you're not, you look like a skinny Hghh school faggot

> caring this much
> bait/10

It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.

This.

No ass

This has got to be bait. You have to be pretty damn autistic to post a picture of yourself here let alone your girlfriend.

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Just Post her nudes and be done with it fam

Post nudes of her, and I will believe you. All the pics you posted scream "friendzone", OP.

> (You)
>It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.

Holy shit she's actually your cousin!!!

wow im skinny, big deal. jealous cuz 4chans a neckbeard haven?

7/10 and 7.5/10

>equates happiness to status

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im seriously thinking of finding you and killing you

Hey 2nd removed,so it's fine,she still has no ass though

10 and 10

Fucking kek

>lololololol
Overcompensating a bit are we?

This is either bait or the most autistic thing I've ever seen on here. Either way, I'm out