How do I convince my gf to let me fuck without a condom, she doesn't want to get pregnant and she's not on birth control.
How do I convince my gf to let me fuck without a condom...
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get her on birth control
cut out her ovaries
this
don't ruin your life kid
She refuses too
Just don't alright. I'm done chasing it
If there was a birth control for guys this would be the golden age of fucking. I'm not getting the surgery though so don't try to advise that.
Use a sperm plug in your penis
Then you're shit out of luck, but I think every one can be convinced.
I been trying to for years, I did once and pulled out and stuck my dick and her ass and nutted it was glorious.
/thread
Then ask for a few unprotected pumps and then pull out and condom up. Deal with it dude, the pill can turn girls into even more emotionally unstable cunts and other forms might scare her. Look into a vasectomy if you are that desperate.
She needs to be on birth control regardless. If she really thinks shes safe with just making you use a condom she is retarded. SHE is the one with the uterus. SHE is the one that has to deal with the pregnancy. SHE should be the one making sure she doesnt get pregnant, not YOU. There is easy access to birth control is money or insurance is an issue. Honestly this sounds like she setting it up so that she can trap you with a pregnancy. "user the condom must have broke" and then you will be SCREWED.
Besides using BC in combination with a condom is the best way to go, as long as she is using her BC correctly. She needs to tell every doctor she shes she is on it and everytime she gets a new medicine she needs to ask if it will interfere with her bc. The pill is 99.9999% effective but theres a 5% failure rate because women are fucking stupid irresponsible cunts and dont take it correctly. Which is why, again, use it in addition to a condom.
You know what just stop fucking her.
Why
She sounds like a really shitty person OP. "I dont want to get pregnant but Im not going to be an adult and do what I need to do to prevent it but Im gonna have sex anyway"
She sounds like a spoiled rotten cunt to me. Dump her ass.
One word:
>anal
>/thread
Get snipped faggot
Whats the point in pro-creating in the future anyway? Children just fucking drain your chequing account and will waste your time.
Unless you are the next Adolph Hitler or George Lincoln Rockwell and need to carry on your legacy..
Kekekek
anal
Then fucking man up and use a rubber.
Pulling out is fucking risky at the best of times, even going in raw for "a bit" then using a rubber for coming is risky as precum has sperm in it.
One mistake and your entire world will change. Trust me.
I never use em. Fuck the world enjoy yourself nigga.
Can't say I agree but nice triple digits
Rape is always an acceptable option..
why not use some method so that she will not get pregnant , it's easy, there are pills , injections
Meh - I can only advise as an impartial advisor. Do what you must, but should the shit hit the fan and she gets pregnant, she doesn't sound like the kind who would abort as she's pitching a shit fit at the prospect of going on birth control, then you must deal with it.
Fucking easy OP...
>start with condom on missionary position
>switch to doggystyle
>put your hand down by the condom and slip that shit off as you thrust
>make her orgasm
>cum all over her ass
>tell her the condom broke but you didn't cum inside
5% of conceptions are "splash conception" from anal.
Citation needed.
get birth control or just get her really drunk
I've been living with my gf and fucking her raw for a year without BC and no baby yet. Gets her period regularly each month. I don't really precum and I've haven't blown it inside her since she got off it. Risky business but YOLO.
>explains where niggers come from
>be me a few years ago
>gf and I living at parents house until we can get a place of our own
>nobody's home, so sexy time!
>she's naked laying face down on the bed
>grinding my cock on her pussy from behind
>convince her to get on all fours
>she's so wet, my cock slides in immediately
>hnng, too hot, too wet, feelstoogood.jpg
>pull my raw cock out trying not to cum
>brush against her ass
>cleared hot
>bust a huge nut all over her ass and back
>the shocked look on her face made me cum even harder
Srs OP, risky unwrapped sex is hot af, but totally not worth the drama and stress when she's afraid she's pregnant. Got snipped, tho, so nbd.
If I must deal with it you mean punch her in the stomach repeatedly I'm fine with that. That shit turns me on I'd probably just reimpregnate her right then and there creating an endless cycle of high powered lusty violence fucking.
Some of us women don't want to take pills. Beside he can pull out in time :/ or do anal
Just do it
That's cool if it's working for you, bro. But you are at increased risk of her getting preggo. Just need to accept the situation if it happens dude. That's all I'm on about.
>She sounds like a really shitty person OP. "I dont want to get pregnant but Im not going to be an adult and do what I need to do to prevent it but Im gonna have sex anywa
WTF? OP is the one who wants to have sex but won't be the adult and wear a fucking condom.
>be OP
>be faggot
>be like, "I want someone else to be forced to take a pill every day so on the random time I want to have sex I don't have to be responsible."
so edgeh XDDDdd ebin!!1
Get a vasectomy
I'm a female and I onestly don't get why she doesn't want birth control. Depends on the type but some of them stops periods which is awesome.
It's not edgy. I love a good hump punch
Buy other contraceptive options. Ortho options is pretty good... It's essentially spermacide.
punch a hole in the condom with a pin or needle.
When you fuck next and she happens to get pregnant from the sabotaged condom that she doesn't know about, use this as an opportunity to say, "Well since you'er pregnant, we might as stop using condoms because it's pointless now."
Some people can't take the pills.
Most daily BC pills will let you stop your period completely if you just skip the placebo. Obviously talk with gyn instead of Sup Forums but it usually just means starting a new cycle a week early.
Yes OP do this
You dumb fuck, I always wear a condom. I don't want a kid as much as the next guy. I was just asking b and seeing if their were any good alternatives. And she is pro-life so if she gets pregnant I'm fucked. Anal not a option though. I only nutted in her ass once and that was it she said it hurt too much.
Fool proof
pills are not the only option bro
...
offer to pay for her birth control.
problem solve you stupid fucker.
I'm not OP, but there is a massive difference between using a condom, and doing it without one.
I'll use a condom when necessary, but if there is trust between both of us, that condom isn't coming out.
Pills are used as a coverall. What is meant is that some girls cannot take the actual medication, whether it be injections, pills, or plug, it reacts badly with their body
Hmm, seems like a good plan
Money is not a issue you dumb fuck read the thread.
I mean, what could go wrong user
Oral, anal, and strong pullout game
Ive been with her for years, she doesn't like the idea of any form of birth control. She said she wants her body to be natural.
Get snipped
>Get vasectomy without telling her
>Bitch gets pregnant
>Act surprised and say you two will be happy forever
>Wait till baby is born
>Slap her with your medical record and walk away.
There's also a shot every 3 months or a needle thing stuck into arm for 3 years. There is tons of birth control options and condom is the worst.
I never said it was. Just fucking pay for it then. That's what I'm saying.
>pic related. I've helped exes pay for this.
Greatest gift to man. It will also stop her period. Tell her that. She will LOVE IT. Won't won't have to deal with her PMS for at least a year too.
Tell her to stop being a puss and let you pound the slanted muffin raw. I've never used a condom before (definitely times I wish I did). I even had an incident where a girl was persistent on using one and I just hate them so I told her it wasn't happening so she just let me smash anyways lmao
no implants either? Sorry, not strong with sex ed
OP, get her to use the sponge. My ex didn't want to use birth control. She shoves that shit up her fuckhole and you can go bareback all you want.
That's a great Seinfeld episode.
Read the thread fag
seconding anal as a great long term option. Get her into it
How Ive tried. She cried when I tried a while back.
Ex was on this after not wanting to take the pill. Worked great as a birth control. But it messed her up physiologically. Her periods would last a week, somtimes occurred even twice a month. Tits went from C to D. She also got thick, and not the sexy thick either
Remind her that pulling out is a historically hugely effective form of birth control.
no, because I don't want to read a bunch of stupid replies from teenagers that don't know a pussy from a hole in the ground trying to give advice.
It is indeed. But they really do make sponges.
There is no semen in precum, you dipstick.
That sucks. My last ex only put on a few pounds, but she stopped getting her period altogether. Though a few times she had spotting.
Most all birth control makes women put on weight. It's irregular hormones.
The one bad side effect of Depo, is at long term use, you run the risk of bone deterioration and weakness.
If you think that.... enjoy your baby. hahaha
holy christ, how old are you?
tell her, that her bf lets you fuck without ondom
>mfw faggot cannot tell the difference between semen and sperm.
Your precum can carry semen from your last ejaculation. Unless you've not cum in... What, it's six days that it can live? Don't risk that shit. Take it from a man with experience.
Get a stable job, save money, buy a house, propose, wed, get a promotion, save six months operating expenses, ask if she wants to try for a kid
Or you could just nut in her while you're both young and poor and stay a useless piece of shit forever.
Your choice, really.
You got lucky. Cause when the river ran red, ya boi had hell knocking on his door.
On the positive side, she would let me bang her whenever I wanted. She said it's her way of apologizing for the mood swings
Break the condom and go stealth.
You don't. Just put on a condom and leave some slack at the tip and while you're fucking exit all the way and put your dick back in. Her pussy will tug off the condom for you. And if she gets mad just blame it on her tight pussy
Then stop replying with shit posts and get off the thread
I always wonder what life would be like if everyone chose the first option. I know I wouldn't be here first of all lol
>Second option all the way.
Most people in the fucking world.
OP just get a vasectomy like I did. You can come inside AAAAALLL the way in.
I'm always say that I am allergic to them.
don't be retarded. Because of people like you, our world is overpopulated with consuming, polluting pointless people. Don't risk creating another
spermicidal film
google V C F
are you a retard? stop lying cause no girl would fuck a retard. Simply dim the lights and ask to do doggy. Pretend to put condom on . EASY
Don't get me wrong I want a kid, just not now and fuck having a surgery I'll just wait for birth control to come out for men and continue using condoms.
I've been pulling out for over 10 years of mostly active sex life and no bitch is pregnant.
I wonder if I'm impotent,or simply people can't handle their loads at this point.
turn the lights out. put on rubber. during sex take off rubber. keep fucking. Make sure he is enjoying it so when your pecker out the only thing she thinking about is getting it back inside her.
>She said it's her way of apologizing for the mood swings
Good woman there. Most wouldn't do that.
You shut your bitch mouth and remind yourself that 5 minutes of fuckin aint worth a kid.
>Dodge bullets for 10 year
are you chuck norris
Go fuck yourself you ignorant cunt. There's other people in here I'm having decent discussions with.
Here's for being a good sport Sup Forums and replying. I'm off to work now.
This guy had a good idea. You're a fucking idiot if you think that's a bad idea.
>OP WOULD be a fucking nigger.