Hi Sup Forums - Today I've decided to buy an escort service, i'm 22 and a virgin...

Hi Sup Forums - Today I've decided to buy an escort service, i'm 22 and a virgin. What exactly should you expect when going for one of these?

Aids and bloody tampons

it will be awkward, messy, you prolly won't get it up due to stress, but you'll get there eventually. After it's over you'll have lost your stigma about being a virgin and you'll find a gf within 2 months. Then she'll change and start treating you like shit before she dumps you, then it's on to the next. Dating in 2016 isn't glamorous

dont do it!
youll get let down
either the chick would be ugly as fuck, nothing from what she looks like in the pics, for the cheaper price. ! or she would be mad expensive and you'd only last about 1 min before cuming. just start working out, get off the internet, and go actually talk to a girl. there are millions out there that want to be fucked as much as you want to fuck. grow some balls homie

might get v& lol good luck young wizard

Duck tape, rope and a shovel

okay, granted 'duck tape' is a brand of DUCT tape, you should really know better

Sorry dad

Go to your room and think about the fucking moron that you are

you'll probably see some regular ass chick, shes gonna ask you to whip your dick out to make sure your not a cop, then she'll ask what you want, get a blow job make that bitch work for her money, and it feels better too, say some shit like you want her to suck your dick like shes mad at it, that way she gets some emotion going when shes sucking your tip. any other questions son

Been there, done that. Last month actually. Basically you'll greet eachother maybe hug and depending on your comfort level she'll kiss you too. If you look nervous she'll offer to make out to get things started and at that point touch her and make it passionate, don't keep your arms by your side while you kiss. Then she'll take her pants off and blow you. You then have the option to fuck her in whatever positions you like. That's it really, unless you do specific things. Have fun!

You will call one up and she will get there and have a dick.

yea.....

u there buddy?

Yes, I was shaving my balls

for the hooker hahaha, good one, any specific thoughts or questions bro

post a pic of that ho

Yeha, I have literally no Idea what else to ask - Generally never looked into doing something like this until last night, a day thinking it over and decding fuck it - now i'm here the only place I could think to ask for a walk through/advice and all that shit

Mad truth getting preached here: clearly an oldfag that's toured BP and maybe even CL, back when it wasn't a spam-infested shitstroll.

Take notes, faglets.

Where are you from OP?
If you are from the netherlands i recommend going to a "prive huis"
Check hookers.nl for more info about various houses / girls.

That its not worth the money

Living up in scotland

heeeeey sjonnie ouwe hoereloper

Specify you want a guy with an average cock otherwise you'll end up with some Mandingo splitting you in 2.

If you've got a few hours before she shows up, go check out a few of the seedier nastier-looking gas stations in your area (not big name chain places; look for the ones owned and operated by Mr. and Mrs. Habib) and look for a pill called Goldreallas - they're "herbal" sexual stimulants that (illegally) have actual Viagra in them. You can get them in a gold pack or a red pack; gold is supposed to be "more potent" but you've got an hour, so let's be honest: that's overkill. The reds are available in my area for $8 for a 2-pack and are what I'd recommend.

Take that pill about an hour before she's due to show up. If she'll give you a two-pop session, then get to that blowie early on and get your first shot done with - cause it won't take you long. That should give you enough time to play with each other and that pill will jump start your woody for round two, probably with plenty of time to spare. Then you can fuck her with wild abandon pretty much the rest of your session. If all goes *really* well, you might even get her off too - which could mean that she calls *you* up to schedule another session in the future. But don't start shopping for wedding rings just yet, grasshoppa: she's a pro and knows how to work your ego. Enjoy it for the thrill of a pump and dump ...and then get to the gym and work on the actually valuable process of un-betaing yourself so you can score some non-rental chicks.

i guess i can rub down some of the basics
dont grab the bitches head when shes sucking you off some of these hoes are "sensitive" however if shes a freak you'll just know,
renting pussy is like shopping at the swap-meet you can always barter if its your first time i suggest talking her up and trying to get some sort of deal like a second pop discount that way you can get a good blow job and some pussy

It will be awkward, you'll cum too quickly and get one or more std. Get tested afterwards for HIV, syphilis, chlamydia, etc and get some shampoo for the crabs you'll be getting.

Enjoy

Ask how much more for BBFS. If she doesn't immediately say no, gtfo because she is most likely an std carrying whore.

be cool they're just regular bitches, if you dont like the bitch just walk out you dont have any obligation to give that ho your money,

The only good advice in this thread

Buddy being 22 and a virgin if fine. You are still young and can get laid easily if you actually put in the work. Fucking a whore will do absolutely nothing to your self esteem. If you are fucking a whore for other reasons, then go ahead.

let the kid do it he probably feels like his dick is about to explode everytime he walks by a cute 7/10,
anyways this is obvious but dont out your mouth on her,
and if you want to get experience points think about the moves you want to try before you go in, try hooking her leg over your shoulder while fucking missionary you gotta learn that one if you want to impress one of your non hooker lady friends

doggy style is dope bro, grab her waist while your tapping that ass engage power fucking, and your instincts are gonna say pull out but truthfully thats just retarded keep fucking her till you till your twitching