Well Sup Forums I'm going to an hero tonight, dubs decides how. Also no guns since they're difficult to come by here

Well Sup Forums I'm going to an hero tonight, dubs decides how. Also no guns since they're difficult to come by here.

live stream it faggot

An idea is hanging somewhere in the back of my head.....I just can't figure it out though

You should stop acting like a bitch, get a job, get laid and get a life.

Only pussies do an hero.

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Are those photoshopped?

Roll

No.

make some toast in the toilet.

shit i meant bathtub

Choke on dildo

slice off your fully erect cock and bleed to death

Don't eat or drink ever again and just wait

Pick up some helium and a plastic bag. Or, if you're going all out, some cheese wire and superglue.
1. Attach cheese wire to the top of a building.
2. Put cheese wire around your neck.
3.Glue your hands to your head.
4. Fall forward.
Bonus points if you can get your head in a basketball hoop. Also, have someone record it.

Roll

HANG YOURSELF

WIN RAR

Why wait? Just do it now.

I saved your life faggot

Well, shit. Looks like we're not seeing him an hero after all.

plastic bag over head
also write this as your suicide note
/ϟϟ/ SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER /ϟϟ/

Looks like you're getting your life toghether

reroll

Fuck.

Don't be a pussy, OP. Join the Kurds and fight Isis because you won't care if you die anyway.