B, how do I turn my depression into happiness?

b, how do I turn my depression into happiness?

Option 1: drugs
Option 2: get fucked up the ass by a man with a tattoo on his arm

it sounds very crazy, but allow yourself to love people. i know it sounds impossible but go out there and start loving people for who they are. allow yourself to love user as crazy as it sounds it helps

how about stop hating yourself?

1000 keks to you faggot

you get a tattoo like this guy and fuck bitches in porn like this guy

If you are really "depressed" you need therapy

no ifs, ands or buts

no self-medicating

no trying to cheer your shit up

if this isn't the case

you are a lazy fuck who needs to get a life

Very easy. Look for more depression. Do things that make you depressed. Try ruining your life at every opportunity. Your brain will WTF and think depression = happiness.

Get the fuck off here first
If you find meeting talking to people just go for a walk
Start with good mornings ext
Then if you go to same area every time you will possibly see the same people
Talk to them
If your lucky you will talk to a girl
Aftter that you will be way more confident
Fuck these phaggots who troll
And say do drugs
There most likely worse off than anyone
Also go get some meds

Heroin!

Turn that frown upside down, user.

>Turn that frown upside down, user.

and get some vertical smile

...

>kill self
>come back
>kill brother
>kill mom
>kill dad
>kill self cont.
>come back
>kill cops
>die by cop suicide
>come back cont.
>yolo
>bleach chug
>death
>back again
>clean house
>very dirty house
>revive brother with satan spell
>revive mom and dad
>kill brother
>kill mom
>release dad's credit card
>jokes on you it's expired
>kill dad
>kill self
>internetlegendhisnamewasrobertdiaz.png

by giving the sauce

try to make your hobbies on something profitable.

nihilism

>fuck these phaggots who say do drugs

>also get some meds

Kek.

How do you turn air into gold?

take all of your life savings and stick it on red at the roulette wheel.

If red- you are now rich and can spend loads on strippers
if black- kill yourself.

Top zozzle

Anxiety and depression are a function of your brain focusing on what might go wrong instead of what could go right.

Meds are drugs you dumb fuck

You answered your own question with pic related

TBH
I figured it out based on my life, that achieving goals makes me kind of proud of myself, it gives me strenght to do more and to feel better.
I recommed you to do 'to do list' with little things, easy to achieve, then aim higher for bigger things.
I am honest about it.

Couldn't give a fuck about any self-set goals. All that motivates me is external validation. I need praise, I want to impress someone.

>b, how do I turn my depression into happiness?

Let it go.

Use what ever made you this way to get stronger, don't let it beat you.
Use what you've learned about it to help others that are going through the same.
A weakness is a strength untapped.

dese digits doe

Topkek

travel

Exercise, proper diet, and therapy.

Identify reason you are depressed

Change.

I used to hate people because I got bullied, but I accepted that now and I try to love people, it works!

Realize, that within the vast, infiniteness of space, your thoughts and problems are materially insignificant, and none of your choices really matter.

Go buy a gram of fine sniff and a gram of fine molly, proceed to buy a gram or two of weed, sniff a big fat line of sniff and molly, proceed to pub, drink well in excess of 10 pints of lager and maybe a couple of shots of vodka, proceed to make big big fat joint, smoke fat joint, depression should have left you and you will feel all happiness. Thank me later.

the answer is contained in these lyrics OP figure it out and you will learn to find happiness

I go for a walk in the garden
And come back smelling all pretty
And I can see you feeling shitty, so I'm like
What's wrong man? I don't mind if you tell me
Just stop following me around trying to smell me
The garden's down there, yeah
Go smell for yourself, this is some secondhand smell, ya dig?

Chorus:
You talk too loud
In the movies, would you please
Be a little bit considerate?
You've had a bit too much to think
Something's on the blink
Plus you got way too many dirty dishes in the sink
That's unhygienic man, you gonna get cockroaches
And cockroaches always lead to more cockroaches
Yeah, you need fumigation
Or some hardcore in-depth self-investigation
Uh, don't say it man, just do it
While I curl up in this warm fluid