Tarly edition
/got/ general
So Bran adviced Aerys to burn the dead when dealing with the wights?
did Bran even learn anything useful from Bloodraven?
>tfw the play was better than the actual show
>tfw smirkfu will die this season
>tfw frogfu will die this season
how to find the dankest memes on the weirwood.net
>HOLD THE DOOR
HO DE DOOR
>user, why are you reading my diary without permission again?
Why did Sam have to go to the wall if he was so shit? If his father didn't want him inheriting, why not just encourage him to become a maestar (which is obviously suited for him, but let's assume daddy paid no attention) or at least a priest? If nothing else, before you kill him just give him the option of renouncing all claims and let him live as an assistant to his little brother when he becomes lord.
They literally shoved a cock in our faces.
>you will learn everything
>dies before he could teach bran anything
>DABID
>WHY THEY CHOOSE EURO
>HE NO GIVE HORN
>I KNOW!
>HE HAS BIG COCK
>*laughs for 3 mins
>BIG COCK DABID!
>SHE NO COCK HE BIG COCK!
Can't the replace the redhead giant with that qt actor?
>tfw king baldwin was behind the harpies the whole time
The play was better than literally all of season 5.
Brevity really is the soul of wit.
it feeets
Yes. When it's Winter and there are murderous zombies up North which are desperate to find you, and the Winter's perennially getting worse, and you have a cripple and a retard with you, probably don't go North.
It was an important lesson for Bran in terms of judgement calls.
Can somebody give me a complete list of all jewish actors in the show
>mfw Varys can never be Salt King
mecause being a maester is faggots way.
He sent Sam for the Wall thinking that maybe there he'd be made a man
whos saying sorry in the preview for episode 6?
is that meera?
are they trying to make a "oh no we're about to die this is the end of the line" and out of nowhere uncle benjen saves the day :D"?
kingdom of heaven was shit except for the baldwin scenes and the deleted one where the cunt kills her son
Reminder that everyone's favorite couple is back in next episode! Fucking hell Gilly better be treated like a common servant who just happened to welp a bastard.
IT WAS ME HODOR, THE AUTHOR OF ALL YOUR PAIN
'burn them all'? Could be with the mad king already being an unstable individual
>NO! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
What did he mean by this?
best episode yet?
>plebbit
why even bother with the general?
the entire board is the general
>no sonic
>Hmm, Varys makes a good point
>Wonder what her counter-argument will be?
>"huhu u hav no benis :DDD"
Why does he even bother with these filthy savages?
they are going to kiss before that
when sam the slayer killed a wight walker, one of the brothers of the NW made fun of him and said if he actually killed some 'childs snow knight'
also all the references of the others with weirwood trees etc
grrm was dropping hints all the way
It was awesomely done. There are literally millions of neets tonight who are going to try to jack off to the two scenes where tits are out, but they have to skip past a warty cock in between
I liked the director's cut.
WHO IS BENJUM
t. every showfag
Maesters don't renounce their families or any claims they might have - granted, they usually do, but they take no vows or swear no oaths
Night's Watch men do
Also, Sam's father hated him so much that he was going to kill him if Sam didn't join the Watch
which is weird because he's the one who failed to raise his fucking son properly
if your kid becomes a fat fuck you have no-one to blame but yourself
>Aeron in the books
>Your disregard for our family and our traditions mean I cannot support you, and my devout faith forces me to begin plotting to remove you from the Sea Stone Chair
>Aeron in the show
>HEY LETS HELP THE GUY WHO MURDERED MY BROTHER GO MURDER MY NEPHEW AND NIECE LMAO
No the shitty playscene alone disqualifies it from that
>fan theories
D&D run out of ideas so they just dig through lebbit and give them what they want
>spy mastermind
>gets offended when reminded that he has no dong
We did it Dabid
he believed a tarly should never wear chains
Is there any logical chance of surviving for meera and bran? I mean , they got nothing, its fucking cold and they are very up in the north, there is ww and alot of ice zumbis following them, how sre they going to survive?
BRAN CREATED THE RELIGION OF THE RED GOD AND WAS THE ONE TALKING THROUGH THE FLAMES
CALLING IT NOW SCREENCAP THIS
dragoooon LMAO :DD
benjen ex machina
wasnt exactly a lack of trying, he even had warlocks bathe sam in blood to make him brave but it dindu nuffin
Bobby B farting when he is killed by the boar in the play.
Holy shit the memes are real
Maybe. Anything to sow a bit of discord desu
Retard Ned best Ned
who /HARDROCKHALLELUJAH/ here?
Please don't tell me we're gonna do a thing where everyone pretends GRRM is some sort of genius for the amazing "HO DA DOOR" twist
Benjen
It wasn't 10/10 but it was a good episode.
The season has been prettygood so far actually, the first episode was misleading.
>Edginess
>shilling on the internet
Ridiculing a turd while eating one....
During Ayra's training montage, did they use a stunt double to do that flicking onto your feet from lying on your back move?
I never knew Masie was so athletic.
Aeron isnt even in the show.
That guy is just a easter egg for bookfags
>Have a nice cozy life for thousands of years living with the trees and just observing the world
>want to mentor a newshit because he might have some talents
>Other wargs die in the process of getting the newshit to your cozy home
>newshit is finally here, but the fucker is impatient
>he ruins everything and invites the White Walkers into your home
>die because you wanted to mentor a newshit
;_;
It's always the young apprentice who fucks things up and gets everybody killed.
>Selyse is not a particularly attractive woman. She is as tall as her husband, thin, and has the Florent trait of too-large ears. Selyse has pale eyes, a sharp nose, and suffers from hair growth on her upper lip. Her mouth is stern and her voice a whip.
so what did Bran say to Varys in the flames
>lol u have no cock.
This episode:
>Ironborn cock banter
>Braavosi actors cock discussion
>Creepy cock mystification in Mehreen
Even Darkstar is not as cocky as Dabid.
>uncle benjen
Nah, it's Gared Tuttle and the fellows of the North Grove!
The video game has even worse writing than the tv show, somehow
seeing as he just stood there after Euron drowned makes me think he was hoping he wouldn't resuscitate himself
Is there something wrong with littlefinger's actor?
why does he talk like he does
they let them escape trough the wall. since bran got the mark the wild walker can go through that shit
no one gives a fuck about benjen
Butthurt fedora detected.
Varys got aboslutely BTFO.
Tell me about Willys. Why does he hold the door?
>he held the door
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that fat talentless fuck really made the others no more than biological humans ? wtf
They're not being followed. The door was held
kek
He didn't hold the door so good
This. Also in the show the crows lured the WWs to Sam.
Literally just had a normalfag friend say "Well played GRRM. Sad about the wolf :( but everything else was brilliant!"
Actually want to kill myself.
>post yfw stannis returns and saves bran from the white walkers
He's been confirmed as Aeron in the complimentary materials.
>mfw Benjen is the character that returns
>mfw not the hound
>mfw cleganebowl is slipping away
Every epic needs a chosen one.
Who is the chosen one of GoT?
Guys with no penis detected!
N-NANI?
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would waste time with a pointless flashback when the White Walkers are literally marching on your cave
>having friends
Please do.
Daenerys
Go cry tears somewhere else you fuckwit.
Show started getting good again once they gave up all pretenses of being loyal to the books and just did the story which would work better for a show format
Coldhands (?) will save them :^)
Berid Dondarrion.
Too bad he's dead.
the raven is an older version of Bran
he can't walk and he said "its time for you to become me"
somehow in the future bran fucked up his time travels and got in to the past
Whoever Bran decides it is
i thought GRRM had a cool backstory for the others ?
this is the worst fucking origin story you could come up with
...
They just can't avoid the tropes
She can dance quite well
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HODADOO
man the magic "fire bombs" in the show is extremely underwhelming
>Stannis is the Night King
FROGFU
>I don't have the Stark name
>But I do
So was I the only one who thought Sansa was about to suggest that she and Jon get married?
They're only cousins after all, even if they don't know that