If you were a girl, would you be a slut?

if you were a girl, would you be a slut?

yes. I would literally have a dick in me all the time.

If I were hot, maybe. But if it's just about gender, then no. I'm not hot as a guy and I'd not be hot as a woman.

No because I have a shred of decency

i would never suck a cock,fag

Yes i would fuck every chad known to man

I am a guy, and a slut.

probably.

but i'd fuck girls and traps, making all the guys wish they could fuck me

Are you a gay or just a slut for pussy?

No i'm gay :c

Hell yeah. Whore out and have life handed to you on a silver platter

quads never lie

Define slut.

I wouldn't fuck a bunch of people, but I'd definitely camwhore for money and attentionwhore/send nudes for games and shit like that. I'd definitely whore out as a gamur gurrl xdd to get shit loads of views on Youtube.

Quads of truth

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So why do we hate on girls that do this if we would do it ourselves?

Is it because we are just jealous?

Yes

>i would have sex
>but i would definately be a prostitute!
lel

because we are bunch of two-faced hypocrite fucks

maybe a bit jealous they can do it too. if we do it, we're probably seen as gay

I think op means fucking for fun not being a whore.

fucking with guys, girls gangbangs orgies and other shit things that are harder to do when you are a guy unless you are rich

Absolutely.
The more cocks the better.

holy kek, these quads

>The more cocks the better.
>more cocks
>better

i think you might just be gay, dude

Not gonna lie if I was a hot chick I'd get fucked in every hole every other day and in between have sleepovers with some lesbian bitches

I would never not have a cock in me

OP is the type of nigga to drink lemonade at the dinner table

He's no longer a dude for a duration of this thread he's a girl who's a huge cum dumpster slut with two dicks in each hole

Not if I was born a girl.

I would just stream videogames all day. I don't like guys and girls are gross whores.

Because beta males are the true migonystics and because you just can't trust a woman that fucked a lot of men as in their case it kind of destruct their ability to be faithful. Even with men, it happens that you become unfaithful by fucking a lot of women.

I can't speak for everyone else or Sup Forums but the main reason I hate it, is because women refuse to admit they live on easy mode. You white faggots give blacks a whole lot of shit with the whole DINDU bullshit but women are the biggest dindu's in the fucking universe. They're supposed to be STRONK INDEPEDENDEDENTTT WIMMINZZZ but they expect you to open doors and carry them and shit. They want equality but only when it's beneficial to them. Oh you want equality and the same paycheck? Fine...carry the same 200lbs worth of gear that firefighter/soldier carries...oh what? That's not fair because you're a girl? Oh but getting paid the same amount for half the work is though??? Fuck outta here with that bullshit. If women just admit they live on super cupcake easy mode, they wouldn't get nearly as much shit. They literally complain about nothing all day. Let's say there's 100 of us in this thread right now, how many of us could go outside to a random girl and say "hey want to fuck me or date me" and walk away with that chick and fuck her? Better yet, how many of us could walk away without being beaten and arrested? Women don't even have to leave their fucking house to find a bf. They can post one shitty pic and instantly get an influx of dudes proposing. And yet they still manage to find something to complain about with their feminist bullshit.

>this horrible reading comprehension

Kill yourself immediately.

Well in that case I wouldn't.

guise... Guise... GUISE

be a lesbian slut

It's not as fun as having 2-3 dicks in each hole plus jacking two and one titfucking you

Great! See, I'm a bit of a slut too. I'm bisexual myself.
I surprise myself when cock is on the menu. I want it slapped across my face, shoved in my mouth til I gag, and love to swallow a hot load of cum. I feel a sense of accomplishment when I get some stranger off (Have only ever met men for sex anonymously through gay ads or by cruising gay haunts)
I don't know if women feel the same so I don't know if I'd want to be one. Not something I've thought about since I was a young teenager

tl;dr

>Serial killer: the early years

Can't tell for i am not

Uh-oh, it's alt-right Sup Forums user #352739. Fuck off.

Girls can get laid by not doing anything except look hot, guy needs to have money (to take her to coffee, buy her something), be funny, be hot and work his ass off to get some pussy

Nah, I'd rather be a fat chick then marry a chubby chaser who can cook for me.

fucking yes. I have a fantasy that I am a girl. I would be such a slut, probably a camwhore or a full time slut.

Same..would be on cam all the time!

if you're going for materialistic girls

You my friend are a sissy

How will you get pussy if you don't take her out n the coffee or dinner buy her a gift for her birthday. All of those things cost money, I don't mean a gold digger. Dates cost money, I can take her out to the park and walk with her I have to buy her a coffee or 10 before I get that pussy

I simply go with "have money" route. Fuck all the other stuff, lets just cut to the chase and get this nut off

shit dude, you'd have to do all that once you have a steady girlfriend or wife. it's just part of being in a relationship. your initial post made it seem like you HAD to have money and a great job to even get a girl to give you the time of day.

maybe you have the personality of a flip-flop, i don't know. I've gotten pussy from looks and personality alone, and even if you're ugly, being funny will be good enough most of the time to get you some pussy.

you dont always have to get them a gift. if a girl likes you for who you are, she'll appreciate small gestures or genuine actions over material things. my girlfriend is happy with me buying her a card or anything sincere over anything that costs a lot of money

>I'll pay you 100-150 bucks to lay back and let me fuck you
>What is a thot
Fucking noob

>be brokeish
>still get hella laid

what am I doing right?

though tbh lately ive struck out alot - but I blame it on a harpy bitch curse that this girl I was fucking put on me. Haven't been getting as much since that happened, went from like 4 fwb to just 1 ;_;

show boipussy or gtfo x3

exactly. when I was in my late teenage years I was broke as fuck and still able to fuck good looking girls in their early 20's or my age. money is only necessary to attract the girls who only want you for your money.

if a girl really wants you, she'll want you whether you have a million dollars or a single dime to your name

yeah it's more complex than that

Oki o.o

Are you in your late teens or early 20's and aren't a sperglord and also don't look terrible?

I used to get free pussy thrown at me when I was in my late teens and early 20's. Not really the case anymore

someone needs something good and hard in there

That's getting a hooker not a girlfriend.

If you want a girlfriend (that can't fit a milk jug in her pussy) you have be handsome (not that much but you can't be ugly), be funny and interesting and have take her out on dates, talk to her, text with her for weeks before you can get that pussy.

Girl can just put some makeup on a nice sexy skirt and go to a club and wait for a dude to come up to her, talk with him for couple minutes, drink 50$ worth of drinks (on him) ask him can he help her get home because she's afraid to go alone invite him in and fuck him.

like an xl dragon dildo

I would not only be a huge slut, I'd be a huge gold0digging whore, as well. Given my intelligence, I could scam so many old crusty dudes out of their fortunes then fuck black guys all the live long day.

Jesus Christ, women have it easy.

My pussy would be so loose, only black cock could satisfy me.

I would litteraly be a lesbian and scissor the shit outta women

Mmm...yes, sir!

I know but it's still not fair that guys have to do 3-4 things and a girl only needs to do 1 (be hot). I have never gotten laid without at least buying her 2-3 drinks and talking with her for two hours making her laugh while she's just sitting there and I am doing all the work

truth.

girls only have to do one thing because so many idiotic guys don't make them earn our attention and time. if we treated women how they treat us in that respect, where we wanted them to get to know us or at least pretend before we show them attention, things would be a lot different.

but as men, we think a lot with our dick and go for whatever is thrown at us because it's an easy lay.

If she's sitting there and not giving you attention while you talk and buy her drinks, she's probably not interested. take a fucking hint. she probably needs to get drink to forget how fucking boring you are, but at the end of the day it's free drinks.

if a woman/girl is truly interested, she will engage and talk. women LOVE to talk. that's a big sign that she doesn't give two shits about you, if she lets you do all the talking and she just comes back with short replies while you get her drunk for free.

maybe you should try meeting women somewhere else and stop crying like they're the big bad wolf that makes u do all the work.

Fuck you guys are autists. If youre 25 or younger and arent a landwhale or ugly, shit even if you are, if you exude your personality and show confidence around a single female who wants to mate, it's sooooo fucking ez. Every girl I've ever dated or had a relationship with it took a max of 5 days before they caved and sucked my dick or ached for my cock and violently attacked it with their pussy. All you have to do is man up and initiate with a kiss. Half the time youll get laid if youre secluded, half the time they'll say dumb shit like, "Im gonna make you wait" or "i dont want you to think Im easy", and within the next few times you hang out youll be nutting in her mouth/on her face/stomach/back and it is so fucking intense and exciting. Youre missing out. Stop being afraid of women. The game is ez when you are young

>i dont want you to think Im easy

That shit only happens because of what we do as men to say "if she fucks you quick she's a whore lololol"

I bet you if we did less labeling and name calling, women would be more eager to have sex with no strings attached

All hail the gay slut and his quads!

If I was a girl, then I would go to the furthest that any girl could go. I'd be the victim in japanese lesbian scat torture videos. Shit stuffed to your nostrils, all that superdisgusting stuff, yeah i'd do it. Too bad no way of getting such a experience. Ever never.

Someone change me into a girl and let's find out!!

>gay porn doesn't exist

this nigga knows what's up. I'm a 4/10 looks wise at best but I'm confident, funny, and well respected in my line of work. that's enough to get most women.

Just talk to them and don't be a complete spergelord.

If you were a girl that would make you a fag, fag.

I was speaking strictly of past relationships, dating, whatever you calk it. As far as quick lays Ive never come across a girl who just wants to fuck and move on, but then again that isnt what I seek. The majority of the girls ive talked to just want someone to give them attention and care about them. If you do that in a "manly" way (i.e. not STRIVING for attention, but letting things flow naturally without spaghetti-ing and scaring them off) they will be yours for about as long as you want, as long as you treat them well and give them attention and really listen, etc.. some bitches will play you and cheat and shit, but normally those are pretty easy to weed out. I am very open and honest, if she cant be the same, then something is up.

Mainly my point is treat them like friends, and be their friend, but make them know you want to fuck. There can only be two outcomes, they reciprocate, or they dont. It's all about subtlety and timing. You have to learn to take a hint when they want you to go for it and shit like that. It takes time to learn, but god damn, some people make it into this super complex, impossible mission when it is really not that at all.

Thanks man my thoughts exactly

>Mainly my point is treat them like friends, and be their friend, but make them know you want to fuck. There can only be two outcomes, they reciprocate, or they dont. It's all about subtlety and timing. You have to learn to take a hint when they want you to go for it and shit like that. It takes time to learn, but god damn, some people make it into this super complex, impossible mission when it is really not that at all.

I know this all very well.

Most of the girls I fucked/dated, I was friends with first. it makes things so much easier in the beginning, middle and end. you can end in good terms most of the time and still keep in contact and maybe even fuck again in the future

Sure it does. But i'm heterosexual male and find these brazilian and japanese shit videos only atractive with a girls perspective. Girls can shit into each other mouths, men would just beat that sort of a person. I know I would.

Exactly. If a girl wants some dick and youre there and likeable, it is not hard.

Sure, sometimes you may get turned down or she may not be interested, but that is okay and happens to everyone and there is nothing you can do but move on to the next. Females can be great if you know how to work them. If you get a bitch to love you, serioisly love you, and you feel the same, it is amazing. One of the best parts of life, and it isnt all that hard to make it happen.

Yes, a huge lesbian slut.

If I were a hot girl I would definitely become a high class escort. $5000 minimum/night.

true indeed.

My current gf of almost 5 years is basically my best friend. We get along great, we both like girls and threesomes and generally a lot of the same stuff.

shit is cash

If I where a girl, I would be THE lesbian!

Damn son. Would love to fill you up.

If I were a girl I'd fuck everyone in this thread except Frank, fuck you Frank

jesus christ

Yes, I'd slut it up on Sup Forums, then jill off to their degrading, misogynist fueled comments

>be me ITT
>no one knows
>Already a girl
>already a slut
peace

how so?explain yourself.in what situation can a hot girl not cam whore for money?
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>be me, fag, already slut. Was spitroasted like OP's pic at age of 18. Would be just as much as much of a slut if i were a woman.

Tits or GTFO

>missing out on the plethora of womyn logic threads
fuck i miss those threads
they were so fucking good.
>justgirlythings
killed it tbh.