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He has no benis :DDD

(farts)

Getting cucked was part of his master plan

They did nothing wrong.

MUH BIG COCK

>Preston thinks that literally every character in the series has been controlled through telekinesis and "dreams lmao" and no one has made any decisions by themselves

Why didn't they put wheels on Bran's sledge?

>you will never fuck tree girl

I guess the curse is off the table?

does anyone seriously expect me to believe that a guy who is under siege in a single castle in a desolate burned warzone will muster up a significant force, march through thousands of miles of hostile territory in winter (which alone takes at least several weeks, maybe months) and then have his starving frozen men make enough of an impact to decide a battle in the favor of the Starks?

first for spanish is a rich language

yfw in spanish will be
¡Obstruye el corredor!
¡Obstruye el corredor!
Obstruye el corredor! ¡Obstruye
corredor! ¡Obs... dor!

I knew you bookfag fucks were full of shit saying the BASED Hodor twist was a D&D original

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Just a reminder you will never be peggeg in the ass by the new Red Woman

PURGE THE HERETICS
FEED THE DRAGONS

Because then they'd get stuck in the snow.

and have summer pull it. do dog sleds not exist in westeros?

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Was holding the door all part of your plan?

I hear she blows

>he doesnt know the existence of the littlefinger teleporting device

Stupid Tully wenches

Not to mention they'd be rallying behind Jon Snow- who Eddard cucked Catelyn and House Tully with.

HOL UP

Wasn't the whole point of Danny getting the unsullied as an army that they are obedient and dont rape and pillage?

Now she has a horde of horse riding rape machines, isnt this completely fucking stupid.

So now she will have them as her army but wouldn't before, what changed.

New thread fuck

DABID HOW DO WE GET THE SHOW BACK TO THE RIVERLANDS

>Create the walkers which fuck you up
>Sit around for 9000 years in a tree
>Suicide yourself for no reason instead of just throwing the grenade

>The voice..His voice…they tell me…they tell me the saviour is coming
>The prince that was promised
>I'm the prince that was promised
>A sacrifice, I need to sacrifice -
>I need to burn them…burn them all…burn them all…burn them all…

in kebab it would be;

kapıyı tut!
kapıyı tut!
kapıytut!
kapuyt!
kaput!

hodor is kaput.

it's poetry.

High martial score and good morale

I don't feel bad for george, he signed this show and he is just fucking around instead of completing his books, gurm apologists fuck off.

The meereenese knot was not complicated at all and he should have been able to figure it out in 3 months

Preston!

They made up that stupid scene, no way GRRM came up with that piece of shit.

>the fire priestess sure was HOT right varys?
>oh right how would you know you have NO COCK
>*drinks*
>*farts*
>*makes deals*
>*walks through the city slowly*

A lot of loyalty for a retarded stableboy!

Well congratulations, you got yourself stuck holding zombies behind a door. What's the next step of your master plan?

But for the inside of the tree. That escape would have been a cake walk if he had wheels.

HOW CAN A RETARD LOOK THIS WAY???
ITS NOT FAIR DAMNIT

Bravo Bran

So in reality what are the chances of the hound coming back

I don't enjoy GoT as much as I used to, but I do still like it for a few people. Having the Hound show up would be cool.

You forgot *knows things*

i guess you would need to be wargin in the present the actual person to somehow be able to change their lives, this way the time travel doesnt sound too bad and brann can´t just go and warg-past ned to fuck lyanna or some shit

Would you turn away from Atheism and give your life to the Lord of Light if you get to titty-fuck this red priestess once a week?

doesn't Sam have a younger brother who isn't a fat limpdick?

So what DID Ramsay do to Sansa?

I mean specifically.

Is "Hold the door" the most retarded twist in HBO history?

DA SALT FRONE

They weren't chasing grenades, they were chasing lifeforms

In Welsh it would be
>Ddal y drws!
>Ddal y drws!
>Ddalydrws!
>Ddaldrws
>Ddadrws
>Ddadrw

Håll Dörren
holl dorren
Ho Dorr

Hodor

Poesi, mina landsmänn

Yes.

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hound shows up later this season and wipes out what's left of the BwoB

>this is now canon

>it's an arya scene

Which characters would they have to kill off for you to completely give up?

Bran won't be able to influence time aside from getting into people's heads. He has psionic powers, and he's a reference to a time travelling dwarf in another of GRRM's stories.

t. Preston.

HOURLY REMINDER: PLEBS AND NORMIES BELIEVE THE HODOR SHIT WAS THE BEST PART.

TRUE PATRICIANS KNOW THE MUMMERS SCENE WAS ABSOLUTE KINO.

Could Coldhands be Bran?
He didn't want to go through the Wall, because he was marked by the NK (if he went through, white walkers could go through as well). He didn't want to show his face so Bran couldn't recognize himself.

When did Bran think of warging Hodor to fuck Meera in the books?

why didnt she just throw the grenade?

i havent give up on arrow so figure

Anyone else really underwhelmed by show Euron?

>admits killing Balon
>doesn't have a badass horn and crew
>has a shitty accent
>almost dies
>has no eyepatch
>has no motive
>won the kingsmoot "just because"
>already lost most of his fleet

D&D keep fucking up great book characters

You realise she's using a glamour just like Melly right?

She's probably a 109 year old granny in her real form.

>It's an arya has done nothing for 2 seasons except meme with some cultists episode

benis in bagina :DDD
benis in afder ;DDDD--DD:D

She is my Jewfu.

Meera

I thought it was okay. It wasn't particularly intelligent but it was the only scene that was able to get some emotion out of me

bran, that's about it. everyone else is disposable. especially dany.

>that little faggotress is the cause of the White Walkers

>he was right

How did it go so wrong? Preston was supposed to be funny, and now he's an apocryphal prophet.

Do you think she deepthroats and gags on his cock assertively and he can't fight back because he's such a passive fuccboi?

Littlefinger

Ass, Vag, Mouth, in that order. Might have let his dogs in on the action too.

Not so much who they kill, but how they do it
Stannis was killed off in an extremely anti-climactic and unsatisfying way, Hence I stopped watching. I just come to these threads now because the butthurt is fun.

You just smashed random keys, didn't you.

Great you can fuck a young woman then a granny

>implying you don't get to fuck the glamored form

Stannis didn't fuck a granny you know

It's awesome you contrarian fuck. Name one reason it's "bad".

문을잡아
문잡아
문아

>you can fuck me with strapon?
What did they mean by that

>do not let them cross the wall
>don't let them cross wall
>dona let them wall
>don wall
>donald

Yes, but he could have got Sam to simply renounce all claims and stay around as his brother's advisor when the bro inherited. It was more the father couldn't stand that embarrassment having his name

Daenerys

will there be shadowbabies?

no sir

Everyone knows they fucked up. It's baffling, they have this character with over the top cool shit who could make a big immediate impact, and they make him boring generic lord Mk.4, it's like they want people to not care.

Because in the time it took to explode some would have ran past it and killed Hodor before he managed to open the door.

They're not Left 4 Dead zombies attracted to the beep.

If it feels like a younger body why does it matter?

No he doesn't, Preston specifically says that humans have free will and can chose their destiny and aren't determined by doom and gloom prophecy.

it will spawn countless "memes" and "influence pop culture"

expect seeing faux nerds wearing "hold the door" shirts soon

>it's an Arya tries to impress the faceless men season

This shit is so boring, I've started to minimize the show for these scenes.

Doesn't help that Arya's actress has decided to use that same annoying facial expression and that horrendous hairstyle every episode.

>Treeniggers
>Using their brain

Pick one.
remember that these fuckers created the WW and now the first men have to clean up the mess.

"Your monster, Brandon Stark".

Plus he seems very interested in keeping Bran alive and getting him to the Wall.

And only Bran would be powerful enough to transfer his consciousness into a wight.

Perhaps that's why the show cut Coldhands, because they're saving him for the big reveal.

titty fuck -> babies
> that's not how it works

Wow, like - the fucking Children of the Forest caused the arrival of the White Walkers?

WHAT?
WHAT?!?!
Didnt the coming of the white walkers (Others) herald the coming of the Long Night; that brought the ENTIRE world to a long winter that didnt end for decades?Nearly every culture in the GOT world has their own interpretation of how this happened and Azor Ahai, KalooKalei, whatever?

Was it really just a bunch of Hippie Tree People who did this in a simple ritual?

What would have happened if Bran refused to warg into Hodor in that vision?
Would that have unhodored Hodor? Would another Bran appear and do it anyway?
Fucking time travel.

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What makes Arya so special to the Faceless Men, other than having read the script?

That's not Jaqen she's speaking to there's no relationship and if they're all nobody her heritage shouldn't count for shit.

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> Six straight season (and 20 years of writing) without an explanation
> The explanation is a pun