Just stole 2 grams of purple haze from some nigger and got him arrested. Want the backstory?

Just stole 2 grams of purple haze from some nigger and got him arrested. Want the backstory?

bring it on

No you should eat your own cum

fuck off asshole

No

BUMP

No.

No

Sounds boring. Nah.

you're bragging about out-niggering a nigger. you dont count anymore.

Put stuff in your butt and take pictures and we'll do a cum tribute

If you don't turn yourself into the nearest law enforcement agency, you parents will slice off your penis at night using a vice grip.

Yes. Niggers gonna nigger

>out-niggering a nigger.
that one got me.

Smoke your cum

Well that wouldnt be a slice... More like crush until it splits. Unless the grips are used to hold cock in place and some other apparatus is used for the slicing.

Yeah dude what this guy said. But don't forget about putting stuff in your butt

here you go
>be me
>go out to the convenience store at 23:30
>nigger sitting on the bench next to a bus stop
>if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

No,

Dick.

>Be me, in Paceville (the party zone of my country)
>See some shady moolie, realise he is a weed pusher
>Come up, ask what he got
>Can barely talk english, clearly an African
>Shows what he got, seems like quality shit.
>Ask to smell it
>Like a retard he gives me the two gram ziplock
>Take it and run like there is no tommorrow
>Hitting corners, drop the weed on the one where there are no people but keep running
>Start screaming "Help, he is going to kill me"
>See a police officer, shout to help me
>He stops the nigger, asks what is up
>Nigger shaking in silence by now
>Tell him he started chasing me after I refused to buy his drugs
>He checks the nigger, he has the whole fucking Colombia on him
>Gets downed and arrested
>Cop asks if I need a ride home
>Tell him that its okay
>Go back, take the weed and go home

>Malta
You fucking piece of shit

You're doing god's work. Well done.

Wow so you got a guy arrested just to steal less than $40 of weed, you're a scumbag kill yourself faggot

Like I give a fuck, this place is filled with african immigrants, the less the better

40 dollars? more like 20-30

Prostitution is legal in here, suck on that

Kill yoself out niggered a nigger and went to police

Wait till he tells his friends about you.
You are fucked OP.
Checked nevertheless.

>less than
Learn to read you kike

Don't be surprised when he literally stabs you later.

biggest pussy story i heard in quite some time...

come back when you grow a pair and actually do something worth while than running like a chicken + crying like a baby to your papa

>be OP
>fat cuck living in my mums basement
>need4weed
>2hours to work up the courage to buy drugs of a dealer
>gets given shit at an extortionate price
>REEEEEEEE
>illshowhim.jpeg
>proceed to tell Sup Forums how he used wit and cunnin to mug the nig off
>feels like big boy now
>MOTHEERRR make me some tendies

He is probably going to jail so I could not care less, plus it was dark and I live around 2 km away from there (1.3miles)

kys

Faggot

any niggers on here have any stories of robbing people?

I have a job and I am rather fit, so keep your daddy issues to yourself

Fed detected

Who fucking cares?

Lmao

Wellp

>bragging on the internet
Oh boi

sad cunt

Tehe

Just because your belly gets in the way when you try to run doesn't mean you have to be a meanie to others >:(

I don't believe your story personally. But very cool if it's true. But don't wet your whistle it's not smart.

I was stupidly lucky he wasn't capable of catching me, but yeah, not doing that again

k

nigger lover detected.

Wow! Two grams?! Bad Ass

>No you should eat your own cum
How do you do this and like it? Every time I try I lose interest after orgasm?

I just want to be a good self cum guzzler. :/

>Be OP
>drug dealer approaches me
DD "Hey you smoke"
OP "Y-yes sir"
DD "here smell this"
OP "thankyou"
DD "it's 20 a g"
OP "I only have 7 and a half good boy points"
DD "lol wut getouttahere"
>wantthatweed.jpeg
OP "REEEEEE GIVE ME"
>legs it
>the autist remember nigs run faster
OP "helppppp bad man bad mad"
> everyone rush to help the disabled man
> MFW I'm just a man baby
>MFW I also shat myself

My sides are in outer space now

that's cause you lack the will of the warrior

fuck you cucklord. i dont want my mom to die

>Got him arrested

What else is there to know, user? You did good by me.

Love the post

zozzle

Inferiority complex pussy boi and/or Jew detected.

lets hope that nigga cucks your mum to death

I was in jail and this African guy smelled so bad he was like a rotting corpse.

You hope that nigger has sex with his mom's wife?

#triggeredforniggers
you got me boi. imma nigger lover.

>claims to smoke weed
>steals weed from supposed nigger
>gets nigger supposedly arrested

No stoner is this much of a fagget. Are you really trying to get attention on a board?

I don't get it

>no stoner is this much of a faggot
What are you twelve?

MY MOM COULDVE DIED AND IM BEING CALLED A NIGGER LOVER! IMMA KMS LIVESTREAM TWITCH

I am no stoner I just like to spark an L sometimes, big deal

This is complete bullshit.

Its 2016 and said nigger was arrested and not shot? Calling bullshit

You're not op. You're the guy who said k.

Im 12 years old and dont know what this is.

I am not living in murica m8, we still arrest people

>be me 19 years old
>in new small city to study in university
>dont know much about the "underworld" of this city
>find a bitch ass 2nd grade gypsy
2nd grade: (he rend an apartment instead of living in a shack like his parents, talks almost normally, lives by government funding ((for those who """"try"""" to find a job)) yet he still ask for spare change with no remorse)
>willing to buy weed for me while he buys for him self
>sounds like a good deal and it was
>one day he come to my house and almost cry to me that some shit happened and need some money to get back to his feet
>tells me that he will give it back as weed that grows him self in about a month or two
>as a stupid boy i was i accepted
>one month having minimum contact and i only happen to see and greed him on the street
>on the second month i understand the goofing i have done but was too afraid to do shit

2 years forward

>i have learned about the "underworld" and made sure that he was just a freeloader with no power
>so i know that if i do it right he will shit his pants and return the money
>so i started conceiving my master plan
should i cont?

banned

Fucking snake

No. Just shut the fuck up.

So he'll be out of jail soon and back in your neighborhood. Time to move.

You must be new here.

You win the Internet award today sir

sure

Bro you're 12 years old this is for your safety.

Good job. Let's get rid off these immigrants. Any means are ok.
Good job, really.

is that what i said or you been smoking the sausage this morning

shitfuckniggerass

Bro you don't got enough meat for me. You got the fucking cocktail wiener.

really??? damn, we got a fucking genius here. the guy who said k (aka me) was called a nigger lover. read the replies asshat! Stay in school!

Say no more, you're doing God's work my son.

/thread

Are you okay buddy? You seem upset.

fuck you

True.

He wasn't even African American he was African. So quit whining niggy. You're not a nigger you're a niggy. That's older than a nigglet but younger than a nigger.

MFW white people can be better than niggers in everything, even niggering.

Don't be jealous he found a way to score some dank all the while getting a nig popped. These type of people should be championed.

yea... champion the faggot, the chicken, the beta

smart thinking user thats the way to beat them

you didn't outnigger shit nigger. a real nigger would never snitch u dumb fuck

underrated post.
OP detected

if ur fit why didn't you fight the nig-nog like a man?
fat fuck

kek

>dry at 130 degrees
even if that is farenheit thats awful advice, an entire year of effort wasted