You're at the club and this girl smack's your GF's ass. What do?
You're at the club and this girl smack's your GF's ass. What do?
Justin Howard
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Austin Jenkins
probably nothing. unless i noticed she had a robot hand
William Ortiz
I'd ask if she has a fleshlight/onahole attachment for that thing. If yes, I'm dumping my gf for her.
Christian Jones
she slapped your GF's ass, not yours. she doesn't want you
Kevin Bell
I ask for a robotic hand job.
Nathan Long
Ask her everything about her cool cyborg arm
Leo Ramirez
I have no girlfriend
Matthew Davis
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Cooper Ortiz
DoS her hand. That'll teach her.
Angel Davis
My girl's too young to get in
Samuel Miller
I wonder why i got a girlfriend and how the fuck i got into that club
Tyler Gomez
Tell her a paradox to shut down her programming
Henry Jenkins
What paradox you are talking about
Bentley Gonzalez
I've never been cucked by a cyborg before, but there's a first time for everything.
Carter Jackson
Nothing. She probably never asked for it
Ethan Perez
Pour my drink on her hand, cackle as she goes critical and explodes
Blake Harris
sneakingly flip the locking mechanism to unlock position.
slowly remove hand.
run like hell.
cool new prostate toy for me.
Alexander Mitchell
Get an erection.
Ryder Clark
Ask to join the Diamond Dogs
Wait for her to go Nuclear
Sebastian Morgan
I'd hasta la fista
Leo Rodriguez
>Unscrew hand
>$$$
Isaiah Hernandez
Inv her home with us
Luis Flores
Damn cyborgs ain't takin over my country
Christopher Hernandez
Bow down to our new cyborg overlords
Noah Ramirez
God damn, ever since playing the Deus Ex games i'm obsessed with prosthetics.
It really isn't long now until prosthetics become augmentations. It's easy to sit around thinking nothing is happening scientifically and the world is the same as it was in the 2000's, but it's just not. Things like replicating the sensation of touch, heat sensitivity, accurate control of things using only bodily impulses. It's all getting better.
Xavier Hall
/thread
Angel Fisher
threesome?
Dylan Davis
no user, you're not going to live to see a robot fuck buddy, put your fedora back on, and calm down.
Nathan Ortiz
I don't want a robot fuckbuddy, and i don't wear hats.
They mess up my hair.
I want to BE the robot.
I want to BE the Deux Ex Machina.
Oliver Harris
Imagine the handjob
Brody Taylor
I fuck 'em both, faggot.
Nathaniel Kelly
Deus*
Leo Hernandez
...
James Reed
Take of that hand and beat her with it
Juan Young
Ditch current GF for her.
Robert Davis
Justin Taylor
Thank her for creating a girlfriend just for me out of thin air. Buy them both a drink.
Jonathan Ross
I'd rather not.
Ouch.
Robert Perry
Convince for threesome
Nathan Green
i have an agreement with my gf that she can fuck any girl aslong as she films it
Jace Fisher
Rape her.
Eli Jackson
this
Josiah Long
disarm her
Jaxon Butler
>go to her house
>pretend to sell vedas
>she seduces me because she was stupid and majored in philosophy
>run away with her hand when she takes it off