Beauty and the Beast 2017 teaser trailer
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I prefer the one with Miss Kreuk mmm she's so sexy eurasian i want to pound her butt hole
>directed by Bill Condon
>condon
dat French accent
> dat begin piano tune
got me chills
Daily reminder this was almost directed by Guillermo del Toro who would have given us some Cocteau style fantasy fairy tale magic instead of this Twilight trash
>Ewan McGregor as Lumière
>Ian McKellen as Cogsworth
Huh. Okay.
And it still would have sucked.
Fuck this tax evading bitch
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Luke did I ever tell you the time I worked as a servant for a prince and he got me turned into a fucking candle and abused me and the other servants constantly?
He was a good friend.
>Emma Watson
Dropped
It feels like Disney is intentionally trying to replace their own animated adaptations of these stories from popular culture.
Disney is going at it hard with these CGI remakes of their cartoons aren't they?
When we getting a cool Black Hole remake?
How long until live-action Zootopia remake?
>dan stevens
based
might actually watch
>Emma Watson
Okay, so who's going to be playing Beauty then?
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Why did they cast the most bland forgettable actress in Hollywood as the Disney princess with the most personality?
Worst actress in the world does it again
>BEAUTY and the beast
>didn't cast a beautiful actress
wew lads
>The first and only modern movie about boy meets girl that didn't replace the male lead with a nigger
>It's Beauty and the Beast
Cinderella didn't do it either, you dumb frog poster.
>Emma Watson as the Beauty
Fuck off.
Really?
>another remake
great
>lead played by a black person RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lead played by a white person RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
DO THE LION KING ALREADY
I WANNA SEE ALL THOSE BUGS AND JUNGLES AND BIRDS AND SHIT IN CGI
IT WOULD BE LIKE THE NEW JUNGLE BOOK BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT WOULD BE 100% ANIMATED, MEANING THE ANIMALS COULD LOOK A LITTLE MORE STYLIZED WITHOUT LOOKING WEIRD COMPARED TO AN ACTOR
That rest of the cast.
We're longer overdue for an Aristocats remake.
No black people. So fare so good.
SHE'S UGLIER THAN THE BEAST WTF
Should have gone with Lily Collins.
FUCK OFF TO ONE OF YOUR 48 GOT THREADS REEEEEEEEEEE
Did you also get your period?
I think it's time for Disney to renew its concepts and give the main part to a black trans.
>another cgi heavy fantasy film
I don't mind cg but fuck why do people like this this shit? Can people really not tell half the screen is filled with cg cartoon shit trying to be realistic? nigga they could be assed to find a rose and film it they had to animated it?
it's 2016 people. Surely they will cast both the beauty AND the beast as the same gender, to show all the little boys and girls what the world is truly like in this day and age :o)
>mfw it's real
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It's just a reaction image you absolute autist. I don't even watch the show
most people don't care unless it looks Sharkosaurus vs Mechabeaver tier
>that charismaless mega fag playing Gaston
>he doesn't watch everything with Emma in it for the sweet reaction images
I pity your soul.
It's missing Obi Wan and Gandalf as the furniture
Still pissed they cast Watson for this. She can't act worth shit.
Anna Kendrick would have been a way better choice.
Looking good so far.
Maybe should've had a buffer Gaston, but he's got the jawline, so I can't complain.
Hollywood really needs to stop trying to make discount Orlando Bloom happen
Emma Watson is truly beautiful. What a goddess, the goddess of sex, of anal sex.
when will Disney learn that the only good movies they make come from Marvel and Star Wars?
>CGI rose
really?
>Princess with the most personality
>not Meg
git outta heyah
>yfw there will be an obligatory scene where Gaston tries to rape Belle and she fights him off with her kung-fu
>yfw the Beast's arc will be all about him discovering that women deserve respect too and will end with him submissive to her
>yfw Emma's gonna keep giving that stupid smirk of hers directed at the camera everytime a man acts like an idiot
I'm not even normally all that bothered by female-empowerment in cinema but Emma Watson has shown time and time again that she's only interested in roles where she plays a vapid, self-entitled cunt correcting the men of the world (just like in real life)
Thailand did it years ago and it was/is better:
we should take a few notes from the koreans, they know how to cast black actors
>that shitty cosplay
Congrats, she looks like a hooker from New Jersey. Way to ruin Meg
nigga that's disneyworld, they want meg to look like a huge jew
WAAAAAHHHHH BABY DON'T WANT GIRLS IN MOVIES GOO GOO GAAH GAAH
WHO WILL MAKE ME A SANDWICH???
She doesn't pretend to be a vapid cunt, that's busy her default state. Her film career is actually a series of documentaries about creating the most delusional and entitled Wyman in the world.
I'm just excited for the inevitable drug era Watson.
If it's anything like the Cinderella movie, it's going to be an exact remake only without songs
new Jungle Book had 2, and they already teased one with "Be Our Guest"
dude tax haven lmao
Emma's already said they've done the songs
His version wasn't the Disney version though.
>instead of this Twilight trash
What's twilight about it?
>we get to hear tax-avoidance-bitch sing in an awkwardly high pitch while everyone pretends she's some amazing singer
yay
Well, we know that Mcgregor and Gad can sing. How about the rest?
If this movie keeps only two, they have to be Be our Guest and Gaston
W-where's that from?
Nothing just that it's essentially the same premise as Twilight and directed by a Twilight director.
No, they're just trying to bank on them.
At least Universal TRIED to switch it up.
auto tune technology is amazing these days, she'll win 12 awards like anne hathaway
fuck ben kenobi needs to redo his lines
I can't believe they're not doing it. Everyone had such thick French accents in the original. Hacks.
>just that it's essentially the same premise as Twilight
wouldn't that be the other way around? Are we going to retroactively call the animated movie Twilight shit?
What was the point of that? Where was tha tBeast? That's all anybody cares about, right? I wanna look at that Beast though.
>Emma Watson
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>Get me Ryan Gosling!
>We tried sir, but he's busy working on some 70's movie.
>Well get me his non Union equivalent!
Beast is in the OP's image mate.
This trailer doesn't answer any of my questions.
What does the Beast's dick look like?
How does Belle cram it all into that tiny frenchgirl puss?
Do you think Bad Dragon is going to make a Beast dildo in commemoration of this movie?
Will it be officially licensed by Disney?
Can I buy one in the Disney Store?
He slashed the picture
I want Emma to interrogate me and torture me for information (which I don't have)
The "I'm a teenage girl in love with a misunderstood monster" is a genre all it's own.
Twilight is just the most recent and popular iteration of it. Thus the constant reference.
i hate josh gad more than anything in recent years.
legit can't think of a bigger meme actor besides Peter Dinklage or fucking JLaw. fuck
>beauty isn't k-stew
DROPPED
>smart intelligent woman
>asshole white man who is a stupid arrogant asshole
>le dont judge people by their looks and behaviour
SJWs are at it again
Easy now, easy, think they're just gonna show the Beast right off the bat? Nah, they're gonna tease it till the official trailer.
Kstew was already Snow White
Disney Princess cinematic universe FUCKING WHEN?
My dick NEEDS this.
>Twilight is just the most recent and popular iteration of it. Thus the constant reference.
So you're a shill for a dead franchise?
>Tell me about the secret plans or else this 11-inch strap-on is going up your arse
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The French one is by far miles away better. better.
>TELL ME, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY MOVIES FAILING?
>I don't know Emma I swear!
>TELL ME! Or I will be forced to cut you!
>Oh god! I don't know!
>God? Pfft, he cant save you now. We're more civilised than that. GIVE ME AN ANSWER!
>I told you I don't know! What do you want me to say?
*grabs your face, her nails digging into your cheeks as she brings her face right next to hers, so close you can smell her lipstick
>Tell me how the patriarchy is conspiring against my films
>W-what?
>Tell me how you and all the other misogynists planted those fake stories about me being a hypocrite and dodging taxes
>B-but I don...
*She jabs her other hand, nails first into your abdomen as you let out a squeal
>TELL ME
>OH GOD! IT WAS US, WE THE PATRIARCHY
>what about you?
>WE DID IT ALL, WE MADE UP LIES AND RUMOURS TO KEEP SUCH A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF FROM SUCCEEDING OH GOD IT HURTS
>that's better
i second this question
where is this miscegeny from
Just stop posting
>Selfish, yet somewhat caring guy tries to get the girl he wants, not one of the two dozen sluts who want his dick
>go get some news when she starts to get into odd situation
>learn she is basically abducted by some furry shit who will keep her locked until she decides to give some fugg
>try to get her out of there and rid the world or a literal beast, that would still be a public menace and a creep once in human form
>somehow is the bad guy
GASTON DID NOTHING WRONG
Scared of a strong independent feminist like Emma fixing our broken society?
She gives talks at the UN while you sit on your computer masturbating
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>Lea Seydoux
>Vincent Cassell
I like this cast more
dammit I just got done
>Beauty & the Beast
>used to be a tale about a beautiful girl that learns to love a hideous beast because of his inner-beauty
>Now a tale about the evils of men and how Emma Watson, in her grace, can save them
Keep it up reddit, you'll fit in great here ;)
What could have been. The perfect Gaston.
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Not the same guy, I'm just making rational observation.