Video game guessing thread

Video game guessing thread
give a shitty description of the game and others have to guess
ill start

>nice buts
>shot others
>harambe
>more buts

overwatch

weak. overwatch

>gets in new elite team
>team get rekt.webm
>you get rekt.webm eventually
>never get a secuel

>scream at everything

overwatch

dark souls ?

Skyrim

Close

Correct

fus ro dah

>nothing is canon
>background characters look more interesting than some of the actual characters
>dead online
>sex sells: the game

>4 7/7

>rush b
>syka blyat

>fail an experience
>kill alien
>kill soldier
>kill both
>goto alien world
>kill assface.tga
>get hire by a pedo

crysis 3 ?

Saints Row 4?

Counter strike russian offensive

nice

Fail

Half Life.

Play as article of clothing
Use spherical objects to attack enemies
3D platformer.

Yes

>MEDIC
>this medic is a spy
>the enemy as taken our inteligence
>pootispencer here

>collect a lot of shit
>occasionally fight mobs or players
>collect more shit
>keep repeating

>kids
>salt
>salt
>salt
>toxic kids
>more salt

>get trapped on island
>oh shit fun times
>wait why are people dying
>holy shit I'm a detective now
>cool plot twist
>future and shit

tf2

minecraft... nice tris tho

Team Fuckbois 2.

>Yo caillou man destroys base
>Wakes up after nap
>Everything turns into shit
>Fucking cat rescues you
>Build another shit hole

danganronpa

All survivor game

Ty

Minecancer.

Well, more specifically the second game. But yes, it is Danganronpa.

>deep sea city
>huge drills
>pedophile
>awesome plot twist

bioshock

Bioshock

correct!

>help nerds
>help jocks
>learn to fight
>fuck adults

ez, it's Bioshock

bully?

>I have the power deep inside
>Friendship
>Bear puns
>I AM THOU

aka canis canem edit

Yup

Naughty Bear

>mission is to find and save a colonel
>turns out you are the colonel boom mindfuck

...

LoL

>you fail if you remember what game is it

no one will get this
>sister gets kidnapped
>try to save her
>use puppets like warriors

Spec Ops The Line

Nope.

>cyka blyat

glover lol

Call of duty

nice take a cookie

>Rush to the cathedral for gf's fucking recital
>Somehow make it on time
>Pope fucKING DIES
>Chase down the fuckboy who dun did it
>Unleash apocalyptic evil along the way
>Mfw my unconfirmed cousin did it and the pope was evil

FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.

I lost.

Spec Ops.

That game was incredible.

when you gotta save your sister in cod ?

>Big-ass laboratory
>Do tests and define physics
>The leader of the place turns out to be evil
>destroy the whole shit

portal

Halo reach

devil may cry 4

>shoot animals
>beat up villagers with no consequences
>strange planet
>deep voice
>cool hat
Good luck

Since i buy the "save sister" DLC for only 59.99 bucks

finally ! nice taste in games

>be smurf
>kill green niggers
>o shit jews are behind it all
>punch reptilian boss' head off
>get fucked over by the noob
>no sequal because company died

That ending was so ambiguous I have to give them a lot of credit for it. I've always just guessed you were Konrad because of the uniform and never actually being id'd as Walker in the epilogue but the other possibilities are interesting too.

wait you were the colonel? shit im dumb

>Go to the moon for rich dude
>Kill stuff
>mfw space base attacked
>kill space guys
>fuck around on moon again

GTA 5

Fucking hearthstone garbage

>you're dead before you even start the game
>walk around a cabin and look at stuff

>patapatapata

U-uh.

>ta
PATAPON

Doom 3

Its almost harvesting season
Away with you vile begger
I WILL DRINK FOR YOUR SKULL


This should be easy if you know it. Not that popular tho

i got that rythm stuck on my head

ROE ?

>being in a furfag squadron
>first video game in 3D

>like no man's sky but 2D and better

Mount & Blade: Warband

It is popular as fuck.

STARFOX

the most tilting thing was that card if you got no duplicates in your fucking deck restore hero to full hp.
I was hunter trying to rush his ass.
he did that 2 times. I hurt my leg kicking the wall.

>actually do shit you fucking weeb
>fucking birds every where
>BIRDS EVERY WHERE
>get mugged
>hit by bus

Thats was now do a barel roll

>tiny cars
>lots of SCREEEEE
>n-i-n-t-e-n-d-o
>rare game

>
starboud

Murio quart

Correct
I guess people play mods or somthing then cos here is only ever like 2-300 people on the native mp at a time

>Holy Cow!
>Savage!
>Savage!
>Savage!
>Chat disabled for 5 seconds

>wake up
>wife tells you to do shit
>Whatcouldpossiblygowrong.wav
>Kill Gary Coleman

nope

Niiiiiice one

>make one guy blind in a battle
>later becomes your friend
>get betrayed by your master
>slice a shit ton of soldiers in half
>wound your master and kill the bad guy(?)
>die...or not
>in sequel it turns out you were cloned
No one will get this

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

MGS 3 ?