A couple years ago I went to Hooters, and I left my phone number on the check for the waitress. She called me, we ended up going out, and I fucker her... while I had photobooth recording on my laptop. Trying to figure out how to make .webm's so I can share
tl;dr b/tard does sex
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fucked her*
Lies.
from fb
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Don't be a normie, just upload it to MEGA and share the link.
This
Bumping for awareness
idk what any of that means man
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Go to mega.nz
Upload video/pictures
Share the link
It's free. You can upload anything for up to 50 GB for free. It's extremely fast.
mega.nz
>storefronts
its a website. megadotnz. upload it there
fuck this captcha
I'm gonna keep bumping this for a while to see if it catches on then do a dump
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if what catches on, nigger?
we want to see your vid, we will bump while you upload it, then you share the link with us. thats how it works.
Wtf man, don't post your shit, we want the video, not you shitting
We need more awareness, we are my niggers at?!
I wanna see more :(
Do da dump bruh
dump em
Dump faggot
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Post the video nigger
Checked!
Ayyy
help me make .webm's then fags i dont wanna dump a full 16 minute porno jesus christ
Tell us more about her. Then share the video
I want to see this vid, shes hot
you suck you faggot just upload the fucking video faggot
Nice OP, I'm in a similar boat. Wrote my # on the plate in cursive, using the ketchup bottle. Took a few days, but keeping up the dialogue until we start dating.
use this for webm converting, really easy
github.com
A 16 min webm would be a waste of quality and time.
Plus the video has audio, shitty audio, but audio nonetheless.
Just dump em!
why the fuck not?
go download github.com
resize the window around your video player, hit play on the player, hit record on webmcam, stop when you're done (try to keep it to like 15 seconds).
this is a quick and dirty way, no sound, you'll also might have to remove frames using the edit button to make it small enough for Sup Forums.
if you had to choose 2 for a threesome which would it be
I'm going 1 and 4, counting from the left. the star in the video is number 5
But we want a 16 minute porno. 16 minutes doesn't even satiate my desires.
is 2016 learn to google you retard
do this
does this 16 minutes include foreplay and cleaning up?
skip that and upload remaining 42 seconds
umm you realize you cant paint that red box in a video upload OR a webm right
put it on a file host and i'll download it and make webms of the whole thing.
stfu summerfag
nice roast friend!
OP here. That sucks then. Sorry guys I wont upload it in that case.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!
Fucking faggot. Never heard of video editing?
Willing for a trade then?
sounds complicated but ill give it a shot
if you use webm cam you could crop your face out by leaving it outside the box, or you can right click and let the context menu cover your face
FUCK YOU RETARD FUCKS SAKE
USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING YOUR FACE YET WANT TO SHARE A PORNO, HERP DERP FUCKING RETARD
Don't worry
4chans got your back. No one will dox you.
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not OP fuck off fag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE u fucking retard
Missionary sex
No thanks
How did you even get here when you're such a computer illiterate dumbass
>OP is a faggot
>
>Missionary sex
>No thanks
>Virginity, I choose you!
half asian half italian
It was the first time he fucked her, right? most bitches wont do any other position the first time out the gate. Thats pretty basic knowledge for guys who actually get pussy.
texting bitches is the worst you feel like an idiot no matter what you type. gotta get in front of her asap
pussy
For the love of all holy and unholy, upload the vid on mega
rekt
see
thank you.
dont want to do too much too fast
tons of virgins on this board
This shows that missionary hating user is actually a fat neckbeard virgin basement dweller who never touched or kissed a 'woman' before, except for his mummy tendies
FUCK YOU CUNT!!
Ahhh... You think darkness is your ally?
Shit, what's the ETA for that 16 min vid, corporal?
kill yourself
>2016
>waitress
>at Hooters
Ya she's down for more then missionary.
Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some user can't even figure out how to upload to mega.
I wouldn't say not know how to make a .webm is computer illiteracy
Isn't there just a really simple way I can upload a quicktime movie, cut it down to a 15 second clips, and it spits out a .webm?
Stop projecting faggot.
no. Seriously, the webmbro is incredibly easy to use. That is the simple way.
This guy is a regular pussy visionary talking about how easy it is to do nerdy computer shit
I browse this board to see pictures/videos and conversations you cant see anywhere else, but im a pretty regular dude. not everyone on here is a complete nerd
Projecting
What am I projecting
I said I wouldn't wan a see a vid of bad angle missionary sex
>Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some user can't even figure out how to upload to mega.
forgot the question mark, punctuation dumb fuck
because shes hot
its a voyeur vid = she didnt know it was being recorded
Hooters is not a strip club, the waitresses there are not skanks and sluts, just regular girls who need a job.
alright ill try it again
trying this
All waitresses are sluts
fuck off OP you dumb cunt
hurdur i have vidya of girl i wanna upload oh no i cant hide my face (like ANYBODY gives a fuck about the guy in the vid)
ooooh boooo i dont wanna upload it
l2 not troll yourself op
Yourself in that image meant to insult other fellow users. It is you user. I'm 69 kg, so fuck you boii, I'm fast as fuck.
also, OP here, 8.5 inches reporting in
Ahhh there it is
Super convoluted dick r8 thread.
Well done OP
If OP posts mega link to video I'll drop something everyone likes. I'll reply to who'll guess what it is. It's pretty dank.
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keep posting. Im enjoying this. dont need vid. Im not a porn junkie.
She's a waitress at hooters, frankly just isn't very smart, and pretty self-conscious. I took her out and we got drunk and danced at some outdoor bar and that pretty much did the trick
And she let you hit it raw dog.
So definitely would have let u hit it from the back
ah, story guy huh? me as well brother
What's her name?
Sweet. Do you still fuck her occasionally? Or why dumping the video after all this time. Not that I'm complaining tho. kek
this thread is still alive?
>ayy what the fuck OP
I think is on to something.
i should have hit it from the back, i was pretty drunk man
fresh one from the vid, didn't have any her-on-top pics
>Not being a normie
>Having sex
Choose fag
why would i want my thread to die dickweed
This is what I use.
github.com
You unzip and drag the vid onto the .bat file and it walks you through the conversion.
Tara
This
unzip??? .bat file??? there's got to be something easier