I demand your participation in a contest of sexual endurance!

I demand your participation in a contest of sexual endurance!

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Give me some.

you know the rules I assume?

that foot tattoo is hella gross, and so easy to clone-stamp out. why wouldn't they edit that out

Yes. At what times do you usually post?

It's a symbol of ownership by the illuminati.

because normal men don't care about such trivial bullshit in the face of such beauty.
i don't have a set schedule. if you want to become a regular participant i could perhaps make one...

quads so it must be true. explain though

What's the rules?
I can't even cum from sex with my missus so I think I've got ya beat

lol you're a fuckin retard if you think you're a normal man

The NWO is keeping the population docile by creating ever more pleasurable things to rub our dicks to. Jeez haven't you read 1984?
then maybe you need assistance that I can't provide.
I don't fap to furries, traps, or tentacles but to beautiful female bodies unaffected by small details like whorish tattoos, so by Sup Forums standards I'm incredibly normal

that you OP

i don't think you know how memes work as i'm pretty much the opposite of that.

You think Patrycja, looking like that, couldn't have found a well payed job where she doesn't show her luscious body to the masses? She could've, but she was mind controled by the illuminati into their obedient slave, and they have decided her best use is to provide fapping material to horny men and boys worldwide.

In other words, thank god for the illuminati.

So how many times have you guys participated before?

Mmm yes, they make our cocks feel so good by letting us fap to Patrycja.

Around 8. I would've done it more, but I cannot find you here. Dou you have kik?

not just her luscious body they gave us...

i've been busy lately. When are good times for you?

Mmm yes, they have an entire menagerie of sex incarnates.
1 am CET?

Which country do you live in out of curiosity?

Serbia.

Thank god a patrycja fap thread!

Welcome to the party!
We must spread the love of Patrycja and friends all over the world.

Glad to be here.
> natalina lover reporting in

a treat for you then.

Confession, this morning I was in the other thread. (I woke up way earlier than intended). I fapped and went back to bed. Slept like a fucking rock after.

It had been too long since I fapped to these babes

You from Poland?

The beautiful United States, the native or chosen home of all these babes.

Ejaculating is great for sleep!

How did you discover Patrycja, then?

Btw, hard as diamonds

oh it's a long and glorious story

It is! And these babes were more than willing to take care of my morning wood.

And this will be long and glorious fapping... so please tell us... and keep posting these beauties.

oh where do I begin...

Go right ahead. I have ED, and couldn't get aroused if I wanted to.

Have fun typing all that with one hand OP!

Patrycja
Hope
Holly
Natalina
you guys want to get smothered by these 4 beautiful pairs of boobs as much as I do?

There are voice to text converers online ;)

I would replace Holly with Monica or Ana.

But I still 100% agree.

so in other words you want to be smothered by 6 pairs?

Lets go with 7 and include kendra.

Now that story you asked for...
well I was a young boy of about 14, just having discovered a few years earlier the joys my penis could bring me with the help of the female body...

There isn't an inch of their bodies I wouldn't lick or rub my dick at/ put into.

More Hope and Natalina!

...

Dubs for hope ass!

my early explorations of the internet had already revealed such delights as the naked bodies of Holly and Kendra, without the blurring that covered their best parts on television...like any other male I was eager to find more gorgeous female faces and bodies to enjoy...

Op ur shit.
I could go for days looking at this chick and not jacking off. Step it up

>there you are

I did enjoy furiously stroking it to the blurred GND.

That thick body.
> hnnnng

Bumping this thread as I bump my dick

So I began exploring the wonders of Playboy...and a thought popped into my head one moment as i was searching for new models of that wonderful publication...I decided to google the words "best butt in playboy"
and this is what I stumbled upon
web.archive.org/web/20120918233326/http://brackets.playboy.com/butts

A wise search to make.

The girl on the left doesn't even have a vagina. Wtf is this crap?

And I fell in love instantly when I searched the name of the winner....not hard to see why I suppose.

Any chance we can get a little monica or ana?

Magic the gathering

If you've finished the story, doesn't mean that you should finish posting;) great story btw, seems you have spilled some serious jizz to Patrycja in your lifetime.