Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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goodnight friend I wont kill you
your ex sounds hot af tbh
Reported for spam :^)
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No
Honestly i don't even know why i am still doing this
Saber claim
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I mean, in your case I understand why but the dealbreaker with her was that she had DID and was a bit of a sociopath.
>I never felt safe near her, she always carried a knife and pulled it on MANY people
>Even at a girl who fucking made eye contact with me once.
Penny Claim!
You're a perfect match, you crazy, creepy, glorious bastard
I'm gonna guess it's because people still react to it
Starting off with Rory is a good start.
Is it because God Has Forsaken You?
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Penny.
>no smug images of Saber
I'm kinda disappointed tbh
Depending on the state and knife, she could have been arrested, plus pulling a knife is also illegal
>This knife talk made my scar hurt
Fuck.
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post one and i will add it
That's part of it i guess
hey bb why you no reply to me :(
you just made her sound more perfect I bet she is willing to do crush stuff
thanks guns
>made my scar hurt
Thats not what made your scar hurt.
You-Know-Who is feeling a strong emotion
I wish Harry Potter was real, Id just fucking shoot Voldemort.
That's a rock.
Yeah, it was a 6 inch sorta like: images.knifecenter.com
>except it was a bit more serrated
>and home made
I mean, I carry a knife here
>Mostly cause its completely legal
>But also because I never know when I'm gonna need it
I open a lot of boxes at work and sometimes at home I need to use my knife to fix stuff, its handy.
>But she should never be trusted with any weapon period.
Honestly if she weren't still looking for me, I'd point you in her direction
>But she's still looking
>She tried to interrogate an old friend of mine before she nearly got arrested.
Last I heard of her shes in Europe because my friend told her I went to Norway.
>He ended up gtfoing to Oregon.
>One of her friends told me that the day I left she had a mental breakdown and tried to set my old apartment on fire.
AND THAT is why I keep a handgun in my room.
GTFO Cancer
>just chilling mainly.
Me too, really. I've been really sick, might need a hospital if things get any worse. So, for now, I'm just enjoying my time at home. Or trying to, anyway.
>Except for the fact that my chicken didn't cook all the way through and now I've got a bit of salmonella
Oh. Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that. Hopefully it resolves it's self soon.
im harder than it
I'm sorry my man. I'm trying to figure something out and it's driving me nuts and I have a hard time keeping up with the thread
I expected you to last a little longer, Mai.
wish you would tell me but you dont have too I understand
some people just are more devoted than others she must love you so much go back to her maybe
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Hava nagila
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I can never go back
>I fear death.
She'd probably fuckin kill me if she found me
>Or tie me up, rape me, beat me, and keep me as some weird sex doll
I'm just not into it
>But I did meet a girl local who's super chill
>Her only flaw is that she thinks communism is a viable economic system.
Mumei claimed sup.
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>Forgot to add image.
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