/got/ general

Confirmed edition

>Promise me, Bran

meera is cute

Twin theory is fucking stupid

whyis sansa such an evil whore?

HOLD

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>Jon is prettier than howlands daughter
POTTERY

the death of a dumb fucking character like hodor had emotional impact because it helped move the story along and had some setup and some consequences and wasnt just done for shock value, just go get grrm to write the rest of the scripts, d&d are dum

1st for semen priestess

P E R F E C T I O N

YOU JUST KNOW

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

Hodor

Because we needed another Cersei

GOD
LIKE
TITTIES

It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

>The Drunken Uncle
>*cracks open beer*
>calls you a faggot
>makes fun of your cock
>boasts about his cock
>kills his brother and king
>admits it
>oh well
>first thing he does as king is get the fleet stolen
>let's go murder the rest of my family now
>*burps* cockless faggots

>retarded showfag theory

soft puffy nipples, cute

>people suddenly being faced with the truth of George Martin being an absolutely shit author

Oh the glory, to finally have people see the truth I've been preaching for years now

Any thoughts?

how can they keep screwing up the ends of episodes

hoe de doe

you saying

we wuz retards an shit

They are twins

DABID THE WULFS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE

best part of the episode

So Bran will die, but his soul will go back in time

Based Euron

Torrents where?

Have mercy.

>I if i leave the door off, will you die?

How do the jewesses keep doing it? Why are they so seductive?

*raises paw*

*scratches*

ruff!

(farts)

HOLD

LE

DOOR

10/10

Would suckle

Who's the Elliot Rodger of Westeros?

>tell people the season ends with Lyanna and Ned and a cliffhanger where we DON'T find out what she said or what happened
>everyone denies, calls me a retard, says we will see in ep 5
>I'm proven to be right by Truede leaks

SUCK IT

SUCK IT

SUIT

SIT

MEERA MINDRAPED HODOR THAT CUNT

poor tormund isn't going to get to climb the tree.

torrent sites

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Anonymous 05/23/16(Mon)04:53:11 No.69897793▶
Hey guys, remember when Stannis talked about how his wife almost starved to death while he was holed up in Storms end?

Well, Stannis was married to Selyse Florent by Roberts command. Because he wanted to let the Tyrell's know that if they were disloyal to him after fighting him in his rebellion that they would be replaced as Lord Paramount of the reach by the florents.

So this means either

A) Robert made stannis marry Selyse before the rebellion even happened

B) stannis chose to marry Selyse

Neither of which make sense

Bravo DnD

>frogface is attractive

It's the second time this season we've been baited with nice tits into something disgusting. Getting tired of the switcheroo.

>A penis is shown in the episode
>Sup Forums can't stop posting it
Are you all straight up gay?

Bran's going to die as soon as he lets the White Walkers get south of the Wall, isn't he? Maybe he won't even let them south knowing that White Walkers touched him. Everybody thought he was going to have to either

A) Warg the dragons, or
B) defeat the CotF and Three Eyed Raven.

But now he has no one left to train him any further and the CotF/3ER are all gone. He's now basically irrelevant to the plot beyond figuring out the Tower of Joy shit.

I will unironically drop the show if Bran dies.

Stannis

Stannis

Does she do porn because she seems familiar

>you will never live in the LoTR universe
>you will never be a humble farmer in The Shire

I mean, sansa is pure evil, at least ramsay does it for the lulz.

>I AM THE DROWNED GOD

Worst casting that ive seen in awhile familias

Is Euron seriously fucking expecting a whole fleet built in a matter of days or some shit? By the time they're fucking ready Theon and Asha will be in Slaver's Bay palling it up with Dany.

No mercy. R'hllor hungers.

is his dick bent or is it just the opening of his nasty foreskin is at an angle in the pic?

Either way, I wonder if he told his parents and all his friends to watch his "big break" on HBO

> Tfw we finally got an actually decent episode.

It didn't even take them an entire series as well! Still got 5 episodes to go. Wonder if they can fit a whopping 2 good episodes in a single series.

>*burp*
>somebody get me a can of ravioli, i'm your king
>if you care about regicide, you're fuckin gay
>where's my fookin budweiser
>where's my fookin ships
>can't you cockless faggots do anything right *burp*

None, it was some twink's average zoomed in cock for womyn

I WANT TO WATCH THEM FUG

How long until we finally get to see jon be tortured to death?

show euron is like the show as it is now incarnate in one character.

DABDI

>I'm a faggot

Torrents where?

sandor clegane, good thing he is coming back.

Daenarys is the only pure evil character left on the show after Ramsay gets it.

i hope so. somebody give us her porn name plz.

or

Stannis is a liar

Theres a saying

Young Jewish women are all tits and class

Once they get older they're nose and ass

That's illegal user

wtf at Sansa not trusting Jon/scheming? I don't like that...

REMINDER THAT TOMMEN LITERALLY THROWS HIMSELF OFF A BRIDGE AFTER MARGERY IS KILLED

>only 5 episode left

actually that makes sense, torture is the only way to stop him since as a demi god he has already beaten death.

White male with vd... SOcial Justice

yes.

...

Stannis

Why is Meera so perfect?

Best tits ngl

reported to fbi

he's going to bang meera and chill

She's cute. Certainly 10 times better than Massey.

Sandor isn't a virgin though right?
Right?

Do you seriously not know how to look for a torrent?

Come on son, this isn't 2004.

The jews cant trick me.

this was one of the worst episodes of the series. the sansa/LF scene was so cringeworthy; the play in arya's scene was weird and pointless; and hodors death lost all impact because it made no goddam sense

>us ironborn TAKE WHAT WE WANT
>thats why we're going to join daenerys targaryen, someone who is completely opposed to everything that we do and who has dragons
>wooow thats such a great plan yeaaah

these guys are pretty fucking stupid.

>shes cute

no she's not

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>implying bran isn't the raven and already knows what he has to do in order to become the raven again, so he can send the actual raven to young bran, make him fall, and then send him on a journey to become the bloodraven.

Hi, Stannis Baratheon here.

Well, this is my last raven. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution. The day in which I will have my revenge against the realm, against all of you. For the last 15 years of my life, ever since Robert’s rebellion, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled desires all because lords have never been attracted to me. All the lords and knights have sworn fealty and service to other "kings" but never to me.

I’m 35 years old and I've still never even been loved by my own brothers. I defeated Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens, but I’m still just Lord of Dragonstone. It has been very torturous. Lordship is the time when everyone experiences those things such as honour and loyalty. In those years I've had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair.

You lords have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you aren't attracted to me but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect king and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious usurpers instead of me, the Son of Fire, the Warrior of Light. I will punish all of you for it. (grits teeth)

i can't get enough of her.

Hot Pie

fuck off subversive racemixing jew

he doesn't actually care about yara and theon

how else can you explain all the angst? seen him around whores before, but never with one. sadly he is.

The Ironborn are basically forever angry white niggers, they're retarded.

Rank em, rate em.

Jorah.

Why are her nips so much darker backstage? Makeup/editing when she was onstage?

sauce plox ?