You're really funny user, wanna go grab a cup of coffee?

>you're really funny user, wanna go grab a cup of coffee?

wat do?

The I go get a cup of coffee with her you fucking

Go grab a cup of coffee.

"sure"

But I'm a faggot

>only if you have a feminin penis

Nonononoo, bend over right now, then "maybe" we'll grab some coffee

roll d20 for confidence check
d5 for effect bonus

The fuck is a d5?

Y-you too

soo fake chingy chongs drink tea

no.
asians have the second rankest pussy

Are you buying? I'm broke as shit, unless you want coffee at my place

>hahaha. you're hilarious
>takes your hand
>takes you to coffee shop

wat do?

Slap her for lying.

Oh my god she's like a dreammm
I'd drink the fucking coffee and hope I don't accidentally spill it on myself due to distraction by her beauty XD

Too autistic to answer, just stare at her and then do a 360 and walk away...

offer to give her the ol lickeroo

>333
nice
>5 sided die
I actually meant to say d6 but d 5 do exist as well

>360
You'd walk straight into her user....

>the eggs
>all of them

Oh shit I fucking hate coffee
Do I go anyway and order something else when we get there?

NEWFAG GET OUT

>walk right into her

With my erect dick.