>you're really funny user, wanna go grab a cup of coffee?
wat do?
>you're really funny user, wanna go grab a cup of coffee?
wat do?
The I go get a cup of coffee with her you fucking
Go grab a cup of coffee.
"sure"
But I'm a faggot
>only if you have a feminin penis
Nonononoo, bend over right now, then "maybe" we'll grab some coffee
roll d20 for confidence check
d5 for effect bonus
The fuck is a d5?
Y-you too
soo fake chingy chongs drink tea
no.
asians have the second rankest pussy
Are you buying? I'm broke as shit, unless you want coffee at my place
>hahaha. you're hilarious
>takes your hand
>takes you to coffee shop
wat do?
Slap her for lying.
Oh my god she's like a dreammm
I'd drink the fucking coffee and hope I don't accidentally spill it on myself due to distraction by her beauty XD
Too autistic to answer, just stare at her and then do a 360 and walk away...
offer to give her the ol lickeroo
>333
nice
>5 sided die
I actually meant to say d6 but d 5 do exist as well
>360
You'd walk straight into her user....
>the eggs
>all of them
Oh shit I fucking hate coffee
Do I go anyway and order something else when we get there?
NEWFAG GET OUT
>walk right into her
With my erect dick.