Greentext stories thread
>be me 5th grade.
>emo fat feminist bitch in class. Land whale. has dorito breath.
>Be really kind to her so she wouldn't shoot up the school
>mfw i thought about how stupid this is
>anyway
>we go along for 5th grade, me being the nice guy
>she starts to develop feelings for me.
>im a solid 5/10 chink, glasses nerd u get it.
>pass off her shitty feels for retarded girls hormones.
>cont?
...go on
We're listening
I'm listening.
Yesssssd keep going
You motherfucker just keep going
Come on op you fag
Shameless self bump
Continue op you Fucktart
Fat chick ate em the End.
You guys were pretty rude about it not sure I want to keep going :(
Finish the story you goddamn cuck
bumpo
REAL CONT
>bump
>dont have time self bump sorry getting food
>finish story soon
seriously
This should have already been typed up in full so you can just cut and paste to deliver story quickly. You're a dumb fucking pussy ass chink and I don't want to hear your god damn story now. Probably didn't happen anyway. Kill yourself.
lets get a big 'ol bumparoo in there
Like
>be me
>go to Canada (Alberta and B.C
>there are like, no roadsigns
>the ones that are there are horribly placed
Can some Canuck explain to me wtf is wrong with their roads?
>be me
>grade 9
>school year is goin pretty good up until the end
>they started thinking I was a school shooter
>Idk why
>they start questioning my friends to see if I wanted to hurt anyone
>friends say no cuz they cool
>they won't get off my fucking back
>start calling my house everyday for stupid shit
>they called cuz I had a clock work orange pic on my Facebook
>they question me about the movie
>I say I like it
>they say it's about killing
>wut.exe
>calls my house again
>moms says she will sue if they don't stop harassing me
>they stop calling but still won't get off my back
>school councilour is a fucking joke
>pretends to be your friend
>always calls me by my nickname
>goes on till the end of the year
>tell him I wasn't gonna shoot up the school
>mfw I actually had a to kill list and his name was on it
SORRY SORRY SORRY CONT
>months go by
>still havent talked
>she stalks me on social media whatever you name it.
>basically white trash
>she keeps telling me she wants to fix the relationship.
>go cold ice on her and dont talk for weeks at a time
>one day she hits me up
>pic and paragraph (long)
>cuts and burns
>angry paragraph saying that I got her pregnant (lolwut) and that I have been a cunt.
>Asian kid no sex talk awkward parents me didnt know anything about pregnancy so I thought it was mine
>weeks go by, try to live it down
>topic gets hot at school.
cont???
We only have indianeers here, not engineers
>5th grade
>self harm feminist and emo
Fuck off liar
yes ol chinco ,go on
Nigger you know people are going to want you to continue it so, fucking finish it.
>5th grade
>stalks me on social media
you have to be 18+ to post here
you are the worst at telling story holy shit just type it all
Cont number whatever (OP)
>Cant take it anymore. face her like a man chink
>she tells me she owes me money for her pregancy.
>at the time didnt really know how it worked or whatever.
>Asian, preteen, strict crazy parents, no money.
>start going crazy
>she threatens to kill the baby and report me to school.
>holy fuck I cant have this in my life
>think of ways to suck up money
>one day at school she tried to stab me with a pen nearly missing my thigh.
>plays it off really well, says it was a mistake, fake bitch. Nobody believes me when I say shes psycho.
>Sends pics to me of her guns and shit and knives.
>Asian beta preteen scared as fuck
????????? Where the fuck is your story going, how did it get here
How is this happening in 5th grade you fucking liar
...
this started out interesting but you cant even tell a good story, i think we get your an angsty Asian whatever
FINAL FINISH CONT...
>High school
>Ive been scared of "the land whale for so long"
>she sent killed pictures of rats and her cats tail.
>actually getting scary.
>finally, I decide I have to pay it off
>I Dont want to go to court or want my parents to find out so I confront her directly about it
>When I go to her house she got so happy.
>Gave me food (didnt eat prob poisoned)
>finally she comes to me with the final bill for the abortion and everything.
>mfw the bill said three dollars and fifty cents.
>mfw I realize she is a 15 story tall monster from the paleolithic era
>"Damn It Lochness Monsta I aint givin u no tree fiddy!"
Sorry
You are fucking horrible at this
Only smirked because I watched the episode last night
Kill yourself, nanjing
You tried your best, user
Fuuuuuuuck
(OP HERE)
sorry for being a cunt
was just kinda bored
A story about a chink blowing off a girl? Yes, this needs to be told to our grnad children
Episode of what?
Well played user.