Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived? They did not give it any time to develop I felt like it came out of nowhere.
Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived...
Asher Walker
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Michael Williams
Like love always does.
Josiah Rivera
>You're a big guy
>For you
Fucking hell Whedon, really?
Eli Rodriguez
The whole movie was contrived shit.
Whole film legitimately got butchered on the cutting room floor to keep it under 5 hours
Josiah Johnson
holy shit you're right this is pure kino
Levi Wright
it's because they skipped some steps.
in Avengers 1 they weren't that close. and then all of a sudden in AoU they're apparently a thing.
Jeremiah Jackson
Judging by the size of hulks pinky, with a good pre stretching he could maybe blast Back Widows ass with it but it would be a heinous stretch to make it work
Juan Moore
>Hey big guy
Joshua Young
P O S T
T H E
W E B M
Chase Allen
>le zuchini XDXD
Blake Ramirez
hulksmash.webm
Aaron Jones
>Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived?
Not really.
Widow's whole thing is that she's a chronic liar who manipulates people.
Her making sure Banner has an emotional attachment is a backup to ensure that he doesn't try to buttfuck her pussy like in Avengers 1
Blake White
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Ryder Ramirez
>he doesn't try to buttfuck her pussy
>buttfuck her pussy
wat?
Hudson Roberts
I felt like they could have easily solved this by adding a 10 second scene where he saves her from something and she just looks into his eyes or some shit.
Like just fucking something, ANYTHING in Avengers 1 that could have given a hint that a romance may develop in the next movie.
Colton White
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Austin Scott
Oh fuck how could I forget.
i was in that damn thread.
Wyatt Lee
wow so epic, almost as funny when people use proxies to roleplay as japanese people on Sup Forums
Sup Forums what a great board
Gabriel Ward
There is no romance.
Black Widow is a whore.
>trying to get in Starks pants in Ironman 1
>trying to get an Caps pants in Winter Soldier
>trying to get in Hawkeye's pants in Avengers 1
>Trying to get giant hulk penis in Avengers AOE
She's just a whore dude. Nothing more.
Luis Ross
It was forced. Whedon added it to the script hence why hawk eye now has a family out of nowhere.
Hudson Wilson
Who will she fugg in infinity war
Carter Brooks
Spiderman
Nathan Cooper
...
Brandon Cook
Everyone
The whole movie will just be the entire MCU running a train on her
Easton Ramirez
kek
Christian Diaz
>she's a slut
Samuel Phillips
I wish
Id pay to see it then
Benjamin Kelly
>inb4 mad tumblrinas complaining about Sharon Carter because Cap isn't fucking his best friend
Nathan Johnson
When will Black Widow get WARMACHINED? Or FALCONED? Or BLACKED PANTHERED? We all know she gets FURYED.
Gabriel Wood
Inb4 ban
Nicholas Rivera
>Sharon Carter
She's got a disappointing face.
They need to hook cap up with a buxom babe with dat 1950's look to her.
Liam Peterson
>She's got a disappointing face
Right? It's like it's puffy or something. I don't even remember how her ass looks.
Nathan Martinez
it didnt need time to develop. she's a size queen hoe bag so she gets what ever she wants however she wants
Asher Fisher
They need to make a Peggy clone or LMD or something
I mean surely one of the supergenuises could build that in a weekend?
Caleb King
who's 'they'?
Aaron Butler
Maybe he should hook up with pic related
I'm sure she can take a pounding in the pussy from a super soldier.
Isaiah Moore
the people who made the movie.
Lucas Price
everyone who knows Whedon knows that this is his fetish
Jose Hernandez
GREENED
Jace Watson
>Buttfuck her pussy
Asher Brooks
Well Cap is at peak 100% near superhuman strength so he could probably smash Sif's Asguardian pussy till it bled.
10/10 would be okay with.
Eli Hernandez
whedon is a hack and has no idea what he was doing. She already had built up intimacy with both cap and hawkeye but whedon needed a reason to make her useful so he needlessly made her hulks onahole. Hopefully the russo brother's put some weight to their relationship or just drop it altogether.
Aiden Lee
See? You get it, they're perfect. Red Skull was right he left humanity behind why not smash some Asgardian pussy? She could probably rock his world too. Someone should write that.
Parker Flores
>you will never see Black Widow removing her gloves and jerking off Hulks massive green cock, eventually having to use her oiled torso to rub up against the throbbing shaft enough until finally spraying his thick gamma-load all over her. Leaving him spent and able to calm down enough to become normal again
Carson Turner
Whedon is going to write himself in as a guest superhero with no powers that gets cucked.
Zachary Scott
>>trying to get in Starks pants in Ironman 1
eh, he was trying to get into hers and she wasn't having it
>>trying to get an Caps pants in Winter Soldier
should have popped his cherry desu
>>trying to get in Hawkeye's pants in Avengers 1
wasted all the build up in this movie desu
>>Trying to get giant hulk penis in Avengers AOE
forced stupid relationship. Maybe if they had a scene early on where they were fucking.
Julian Rogers
There was way more chemistry between her and Cap.
Jordan Lopez
>violent brute falls in love with white woman
ayy lmao
Jordan White
Cap's a virgin though
Dominic Adams
Yeah, way too much like real life
Brayden Williams
>Russian
>white
Josiah Williams
Exactly. Who else to pop his cherry other than a Goddess?
Caleb Hall
> Maybe if they had a scene early on where they were fucking.
Yeah right, about Hulk fucking...
Dominic Carter
holding hands then? is that better?
Charles Hall
How do you know though?
You sure he never porked any of those stage girls when he was on tour as captain america?
Maybe he had a giant orgy.
You don't know!
Levi Reed
>hide the zucchini
What did Tony mean by that?
Jonathan Fisher
You just KNOW they didn't
Lucas Garcia
and he can rawdog her and bust inside, NO WORRIES
Christian Nelson
There's was that one quick scene where some blonde gets his autograph and gives him that look.
Ian Morales
that line was really off putting. Like it's still a kid's movie.
Dominic Gray
BIG
Thomas Miller
GREEN
Thomas Russell
youtube.com
Go to 2:10 YOU JUST KNOW
William Stewart
That's too lewd
Noah Bell
How come no worries?
Wouldn't the super serum make his sperm super sperm?
It's probably so powerful it could impregnate a barren woman.
Luis Morales
>some blonde
none other than Smirkfu herself
James Hernandez
Imagine the child of an asgradian and a super soldier.
Nah it was some other one.
Cameron Myers
I didn't see any charisma between the two in the first one.
Justin Martinez
Yeah. Why can't the writers just accept that capeshit is for mature adults like us?
Aiden Cox
BENIS
Caleb Richardson
that's like saying his super serum sperm can impregnate a plastic bag.
John Murphy
Has he tried?
You don't know!
Landon Cox
all she did was give him a hardon and fap material
she was about to blow him too if it hadn't been for that CB peggy.
Grayson Thomas
Come to think of it why isn't Cap donating literal gallons of his sperm to childless women in order to produce a new generation of American supermen?
Isaac Gutierrez
i want Sif to ged THOR"D or CAP"D or Loki'D i'd even take a Darcy'D
Noah Long
In the Ultimates universe, Cap unknowingly fathered a child who the military captured to raise as a replacement for him while he was on ice.
The kid turned into a psychopath, cut his own face off, and became Ultimate Red Skull
Lincoln Peterson
with great power comes great responsibility. He has to stay a virgin forever.
She'll probably get panther'd
Benjamin Ward
I want to see her get ODINED
Ryan Sullivan
>all she did was give him a hardon and fap material
Stop being jelly senpai Cap was travelling america fucking all kinds of ho's t b h
Ryan Price
Nah, she needs to be ANTSED
Oliver Lopez
I think I've actually read that
I've been wondering if the MCU is ever going to bring in the alternate Caps, like the Fascist one from the 50's comics who go retconned into being Steve Roger's successor.
Eli Flores
>not Ant-MANNED
Daniel White
nah, he spent the majority of his free time writing letters to his oneitis peggy
Cameron Jenkins
guys guys...
WASP'D.
Hope and SIf make it happen!
Ayden Wilson
Maybe she gets BUCKYED
Ayden Bennett
Happened pretty realistically imo. Widow grows attracted to Banner, decides to make it clear and start hitting on him, Banner drops the spaghetti and fumbles about, not sure if he's actually in love with her or just thrilled to have a hot assassin interested in him. The only "suddenness" was Widow finally deciding to make it clear.
Elijah Taylor
She just wanted the BGC
Anthony Smith
>tfw will never be surrounded by attractive female superheroes and try to get into their pants
Hudson Cruz
Actually that was her main squeeze in the comics for a while recently
But traditionally she was DAREDEVILLED
Isaiah Perez
Flirting =/= trying to get into their pants. I love when this board goes all r/Redpill slash /r9k/. I'd flirt with Renner and I'm not gay.
Jackson Watson
OH DANG based devil
Brody Rogers
I like the way you think. This really needs to happen the panel and everything. Imagine the SJW butthurt
Bentley Gutierrez
>flirt with a guy
>not gay
please stay on your containment board
Isaac Howard
they really shouldn't let autistic children on computers.
David Peterson
Renner would be fun as fuck to flirt with and your prudishness is pure sour grapes.
Ethan Myers
renner is a known faggot so what are you gonna do when your flirting takes and he drags you into the bathroom and pulls his erect penis out?
Caleb Sullivan
Get HAWKEYED
Andrew Reyes
Has this been confirmed or is he still not admitting anything
Aaron Adams
GTFO Fags
Christian Lee
Think hawkeye can aim his cumshots with precise accuracy?