Hit it off with this girl, help me get laid boys, dubs decide. Won't do anything illegal :^)

Hit it off with this girl, help me get laid boys, dubs decide. Won't do anything illegal :^)

call her a nigger

ayy bby u wan sum fuk? ;)

Did you ever fantasize about having sex with a family member? If so, Who was it?

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myself

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>you should major in lesbian dance theory

What? I think you just fucked this up, OP.

we need to see what she says before we can say anything else

>major in lesbian dance theory

this

You ever got a golf ball stuck up your ass? Cuz I have

>hit it off with a grill, help me get laid Sup Forums

Most sure way to destroy your chances, why don't you think you deserve to get laid?

Meh, if he would be a virgin i don't think he would let us decide. If he isn't a virgin, sex isn't hardeest thing to get. + this is just fun :)

leave this thread, user

WINRAR

Winrar!!! (Samefag)

Please clap

respond to me you rancid swine

"I want to smell your butt"

Please say yes, it's been so long

Liar

You can do butt stuff to me

>Won't do anything illegal :^)

Kill yourself then.

Pls respond

Peanutbutter jar up my ass

I will share memes with you if we get it on :DD

"wait, do you have a dick? that is the only way i get turned on"

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lol rol

Ayyy bay-bee
How about you and me
eat a chicken tendie

K

ay girl u know where big daddy keeps his monster dildos?

A super valuable folder full of the rarest pepes belonging to yours truly is in store for you m'lady if only you accompany M'self on a daterino

May I send you an email attachment of my genitalia?

ive only got a bit of smegma so dw ;)

Dubs is taking to long

Fgt

I don't think you can send pictures through tinder, can you?

STOP STEALING OUR DUBS

Which hole is your favourite?

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Zoom in on the glasses

Oh yeah i knew that was there. I didn't know you wanted op to write that out, or send the pic

NO U

it's 5 inches of pure goodness babe

But seriously, I should tell you that I'm HIV positive. Are you okay with that?

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I'm gonna impale you on my hungarian cock you saracen bitch

I have a scat fetish, it'd be so fucking hot if you would take a shit and skip wiping so that I can eat the leftover feces out of your asshole while I rim you. Let me be your toilet paper baby hmmmmmmm

Rolling

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FUCKIN WINRAR

Win rar

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Kek, looks like you're not getting laid tonight OP

I didn't, I was just replying to his, lol.
I can't risk not replying.

Her answer is taking too long too

Can you take a funnel and put it in your mouth while I fart

my l st partner was a long legged pissed off puerto rican transvestite. Are you a puerto rican tranny?

I know where you live respond to me or i will kill you. I have a gun, don't test me.. *send pic of gun*

what a fuckin dumb ass,

I tried this on a girl that I had a real shot with. Someone who actually knew me from my old job that I matched with.

Didn't work...

winnar!

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Mfw she has a scat fetish

Poopoo peepee u cum tuch my weewee

Wanna lynch some niggers when we're done?

This one

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ben shapiro quote iguess

It's already fucked

Why de fuck ain't u response?

quad dubs checked

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Sure, we believe you