I'm getting pretty drunk and i want to asked dumbass questions. i will answer them as honest as possible...

i'm getting pretty drunk and i want to asked dumbass questions. i will answer them as honest as possible. entertain me please

Do you have battle frog ?

You have a girl?

what's your social security number?

Are you gay

i do not

Fav meme ?

i wish

OMG so drunk mom made a birthday cake ate too much and it's killing me

Age?

it's a series of numbers i believe

In your opinion, what should a woman do to make sure she keeps her man happy?

Are you on mobile or computer?

are india have jar of gravity??

i am OP, so i guess yeah

What is your RELIGON

Are you a Trump supporter?

where do you live ?

Got any updog?

let me lick ur feet

idk if this is a meme, but i love the overly bassed up rap songs in videos

I'm crying guys!

25

are you keeping up with the Olympics

If you had the dragon balls, who would you bring back from the dead?

what is your fav cartoon I like Steven unaverse

be pretty open. i think being spontanious is the best

computer

Nice trips

You ever Wach South Park

yes

i'm an atheist.

what was your last meal you ate

if a chunky woman was into you would you go for it

not really. i have no poltical ideology, i believe in what should be right. im most likely wrong. but politics arent my thing

you ever suck dick

what should I do the world around me is on the brink of war, my family and friends are completely ignorant. I'm faced morality or a survival what should I chose user??,

tarzana AKA encino AKA san fernando valley AKA not Los Angeles i guess

idk what that is

I just looked down at my hand and there is blood on it what do you think I should do!?!

thats not a question

specify which numbers

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

no not really. i'm more into football than any type of sport.

FUCK YOU

best pony?

i have no idea honestly. i can't really say

ren n stimpy all the way

bald faced or hairy ?

Nice

Getting deep now you ever have sex?

why cant you pick your friends nose

Best fighting game?

fuck yeah.

Dude it's updog, come on

My photo

i just got back from the dodgers vs pirates game. so i guess dodger dogs and nachos my man

if she was pretty, yeah. yopu can lose weight. you cant lose ugly

Dude please help I am freeking

hell no. sounds annoying

The fuck's that supposed to mean?

2 drunk 2 read that image. sorry

what you drinking?

figure out what caused it

bunch of odd and even numbers

big daddy reference?

Dude I don't know what the fuck should I do I do not REmber getting blood on me what's going on help

k

rapidash

No faggot nursery rib

hairy. and i hate it

no way my mom grew up in Tarzana

last time tugging it?

yes. i had a gf that i would fuck 3-5 times a day.

i feel re birthed

because they wont let me

Hairy is sexy don't hate
What is my chance of getting a photo of you?

tekken 2

DUde my eye s hurt

why r u so gay

you play Pokemon go? What team

Not too JFK'y right?

it means that you can get skinny and keep a pretty face, but you cant be ugly as fuck and expect to look pretty when you've been ugly

sweet or sour

i had 2 cans of fosters and a tall can of PBR

you ever try yaoi ?

you need to go to the hospital. sorry. kind of buzzed

why am I up at 1:40 in the morning

i've been living all around the valley all my life

an hour ago?

I don't want to get arested its not Myrna I thin k help

To what? Post please

trips from anyone and i post a pic of myself

I am GOINg to die

Trips get!!!!!
You ever call sex phone workers things

i just love cock

idk

Trying again !!!
Fave South Park kid (randy don't count )

yes. team mystic
>inb4 fuck team mystic
idc what team anyone's in.

sour

Trying even harder !!!!
Do you find acne a turn off?

like fap to it?