Beauty and the Beast teaser

youtube.com/watch?v=c38r-SAnTWM

Thoughts?

Needs bigger tits

literally no tits lmao
why did they cast a boy for this movie?

This. I can't fap to this garbage.

Didn't Belle have blue or green eyes?

Emma Watson is way too swarthy.

what does the beast look like?

I'd stick my slytherin in her griffyndor. If you know what I mean.

>emma watson
Who cares? It's going to be 50 shades of gray:furfag edition

Thank you for your anonymous contribution.

I will record that on this day and time, user has claimed a sexual affinity for a Swarthy Brit.

There are women on my Cuckbook that would literally make a better Belle.

>that pic
Why do I want to cum in Emma's nostrils now?

Why did they pick an actress with a manjaw?
I get that some people have weird fetishes, but shouldn't they have picked someone who is more in line with the average person thinks beauty is?

you allowed feminism now reap what you sow

I want to choke Emma until she stops breathing and then do fun stuff to her body. Or should I say corpse? Any other bros know this feelio?

This

Fuck you faggots and your weird tendencies. This slut had no business getting these parts but since you footfags and the such keep gassing her up, she was going to become this

>girl gets 'forced' into a marriage with a kind billionaire in a huge house that grants any of her needs; through the power of LOVE he also becomes very handsome
This movie is clearly for women.and self inserting is easier when the MC isn't sparkingly hot.

why isn't she cinderella?

hang on aint she a feminist? whats with the Princess get up

EMMA IS CUTE! CUTE!

Sexism is good when it's a billionaire handsome guy that caters any need I have

where is the beauty ?

I hate footniggers the most. Absolute trash.

>20 posts
>zero comments about the movie, its visuals, music, style, anything
>all comments about the actress and le-weird-Sup Forums-fetishist-man

I fucking hate you sometimes.

>actually wanting to seriously discuss a twilight-tier movie with Emma Watson in it

The production looks high quality, are you blind you nigger?

Then go back to Sup Forums

I've been here longer than you, meme-boy.

Is she allowed to act from prison?

Will watch for Ewan.

Wow, great discussion. Look at the thread go wooo

You're literally retarded you meme loving fuck.

I think it's time to move on then.

Literally pefect.

>expects quality discussion on Sup Forums
>comes into the thread and complains about it with making any contributions
>doesn't make his own thread even though he easily could
>doesn't try to samefag and start pushing the discussion where he wants it to go
>just comes in to complain and leave
No friend. YOU are the cancer that is killing Sup Forums.

After you.

any shots of her feets?

The production looks high quality. Behold, my grand analysis. I should submit this to cinemascope.

So how much longer until the Disney Kingdom Hearts Cinematic Universe in announced?

>are you dating black men yet!?

Because Twilight was bad because production values.You don't have to shill this hard,Walt.

Meme image, meme arrows and wild accusations, all brought to you by an average drooling retard that can't go 5 minutes without his (You)s he got from memeing hard.

What the fuck are you even talking about, can you even make a coherent sentence?

Is everything okay?

>brown eyes

but she's supposed to have light eyes...

Trailer was 90% stills and a split second closeup of emma watson. We already know the plot. It's emma watson getting a rich and handsome husband whose personality is wanting to please her. Now fuck off.

Same music.

This is going to be another redundant live actioning like Jungle Book.

After this makes close to a billion they'll go after The Little Mermaid, the Lion King, so on, so forth.

How can human men even compete?

>emma "men are evil" watson as belle

Never dropped something so hard.

It's a shame too because I love 90s Disney movies.

Also aside from the feminism thing, she's horribly miscast and looks nothing like Belle.
Also she has a british accent which really ruins it.

>Another vanilla, unnecessary live-action remake of a Disney classic

Can we just stop this shit already.

Emma looks like a hag.

>The Little Mermaid
i know who they should cast

i like emma watson just as much as the other guy but i seriously question her acting the role of bella

the story is obviously about the beast-like nature of man that ruins and destroys everything and the tranquil innocent nature of females

>tfw ending gets changed to a tumblr friendly one like in the jungle book

>Character is French
>Have an English actress play the role

Bravo Disney

Looking forward as Disney's biggest flop

>HEY ESSE WHAT IF SHE IS THE ONE ¿Qué pasa?

She's French you meme loving fuck.

She is french, you idiot

There's already a French live action version of the story

Life's a trip que no, ever got your shit pushed in Gaston?

I'm tired of this britwashing.

I don't think she's good for the role. She's not a good actress, she has no range, her voice always sounds like its quivering and she's about to cry, and she has ugly eyes.

This.

I was kind of interested to see how she'd do since I haven't seen her in anything since HP, but one ear full of that "hello" and I can already tell this one's dead in the water for me.

What was the ending?

what constitutes as a beautiful foot?

the shape.

You dumb fucks she's been singing and dancing since she was a child. Really pleasant singing briefly in goblet. Emmas got the dramatic chops too she's a great choice.

>movie about stockholme syndrome
>portrayed by an outspoken feminist
>sjw's will defend this

Is that just the original score with an alberti bass thrown in?

And the worst French accents I've ever heard. Including the cartoon.

Doesn't Dinsey have billions at their disposal?

Right. She doesn't push tits up like a slut. Disney won't either

>entire movie about beauty not mattering
>and Belle and the HANDSOME PRINCE lived hap-...

even as a 10 year old i thought it was a shit movie

which ones the beast?

>Brown eyes

the french obviously

Are they going to be faithful to the period or apply a generous slathering of modernism to it?

>Kill the beast!
>How about we start a petition to evict him instead?

>Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar!
>That's not very nice, I'm going to tell your boss you're a bigot

She is a good actress. Emma was hilarious in the bling ring she killed it and new what part she needed to play she has great comedic timing and was better than Bruhl in Colonia.

You should watch the bling ring for starters she was critically praised. Good satire

How do you fuck up casting that bad?
Superior Bellefu coming through

I too want a Monty Python version, user.

I want to fuck Emma's pussy.

Mowgli stays in the forest instead of going to the human village

that's a harsh reality check
damn

>implying she's not beautiful
I don't even necessarily like brown eyes either but hers are gorgeous.
Also we can't really judge this until we hear some singing

It's not supposed to be granny Bella

Bc she turned it down bc cinderella is lame

Eh, no user. These are brown eyes done correctly.

Hers are small and squinty, like on northern people.

>be 25
>look 17
Emma you can't keep doing this to my heart

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How much longer does that hairline have?

is emma white?

she used to be but not anymore

No dude fuck off with your big eyes those are too small crap. Hers are sexy af. Nothing wrong with them. But I don't care about arguing about this in the first plae. So good day

Beast is gonna become a nigger.

She is literally perfect, shame she's flat as a board

Lol great meme literally the same hairline as when she was 10. Just bravo

She's got big perfect nipples. And just doesnt push her tits up. 34-23-34 32B

back to schmeddit with you

Brown eyes, so nope.

Literally the definition of being White is not having soul-less nigger eyes.

>And just doesn't push her tits up
that photo disproves that theory.
just admit it, she's flatter than an ironing board and won't be able to breastfeed a healthy baby

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