Olympics comfy thread #3

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion about anything related to the olympics.

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>Full schedule: rio2016.com/en/schedule-and-results

>How to watch for free?
Obtain a British/Canadian proxy and watch online on BBC/CBC

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Why are there Ninja Turtles on the side?

BOSSA NOVA A GOAT

literally who

youtube.com/watch?v=TDS6U_rT1xU

how do i find this music

>No Adriano

>the torch looks like a giant spliff

based lad

>Tfw the olmypics will be like the World Cup with hues sharing music
Tybg

great set of tits

I can definitely hear Guile's theme

Based.

I prefer Ken's theme

yea they were bouncin

Is there some reason why all of these people are trying to put out the flame?

>that tiny torch
wew

Come on, it's beautiful.

i missed everything because i was out drinking

why is everyone shitting on the ceremony for being about refugees or some shit? i saw snippets of it but nothing seemed too edgy desu

*cauldron

For shits and hues

Big Jesus is best Jesus

...

DEUS VULT

There's a refugee team. It's just edge lords getting upset.

Global warming flooded Netherlands why are you still posting?

That thing is fucking beautiful

fuck this is beautiful

I didn't watch the first part before the nations started walking but this ceremony after the nations were presented are far better than what London had imo, just enjoying it more

Based Hazel. Bet she's got a great bod

1st quarter was crap tier political garbage
2nd and 3rd quarter was fun seeing all the different country's teams
4th quarter lighting ceremony really cool

but its only symbolic right?

still pretty retarded to make it about politics when the country that is putting on this show has put itself in a very bad situation just to do so

I missed the first part of the ceremonies. Did they have any sexy Carnaval samba dancers?

THANK YOU BASED BRAZIL

would make a better .webm

>the model was one of the highlights

Who is this dumb bitch on BBC?

Not really.
Samba was left for the post-nations thingie.

Why is Anita Sarkesian on the BBC?

Barely

It was more about global warming

Genuinely thought a bomb went off

nope but there was plenty of info about when we wuz kangz, when dem white debbils stole us fo slavery, and why we need taxes on carbon emissions because Florida is going to sink

I didn't really care for the cerimony but the thingie they made for the Flame was actually beautiful.

Also based Wanderlei.

Is NBC not live?

>Amerijews

What the fuck. You had ONE job with the openings, Brazil. ONE JOB.

1 hour delay for commercials and editing/censorship

>this cbc montage showing canadian olympic failures
>that fucking slam poet is narrating it

wew

lol tape delay for commercials and I assume to give Matt Lauer something to do

No it's an hour behind, amerigoy

This, justice for '04.

this is my first time watching the olympics. what am i in for? what time do i need to wake jup

fuck

>this is my first time watching the olympics
spotted the schoolkid

First event for normal countries is 8 bongs and 3 bings from now

No idea for you crazy NBC americans

>no Pele
Is he ill?

He's busy adding goals to his goal total at a hospital somehwere

Said he's not well enough to attend. The end is near.

yes

lel

>tfw no sports until the afternoon

Oh shit

>that fucking slam poet is narrating it
WHY ARE THEY STILL DRAGGING THAT FAT FUCK OUT?
TRUDEAU GAVE YOU FUCKS 700 MILLION DOLLARS, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH IT?

Can someone tell me what time and day any of the track events will be televised?
Can't find any information on these shithouse official olympic sites

Yes.

I do think Vanderlei is better for the "olympic" spirit.

track and field isn't until the second week I think

This is the guy who lit the flame , if you remember.

He was going to win gold at 2004 Marathon but this Irish priest pushed him .

youtube.com/watch?v=1iClz6fB4lo

just google 'olympics'

Wikipedia is the best site to use

>tfw the BBC Sport app lets you set reminders for events

Just goat my shit up.

Still would have been good to see him there

Download the Rio app and you'll be able to see the schedule
rio2016.com/en/app

You literally can't find someone who deserved lighting up the pyre more than him.

youtube.com/watch?v=8rwqWoBasuc

>Bored White Americans making their own cars and hating the time of their life driving them around in the desert Mad Max style

Why are White Americans a thousand times more entrepreneurial than their yuropoors counterparts?

Just a reminder that Clara Hughes is the GOAT Olympian and I want to fuck her horse face

he had surgery few weeks ago.

I h-hope you e-enjoy lads

No one cares about your entry level bait lad

shes a suicidal mental patient so you might have a decent shot

HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

Ireland-Brazil war when?

I want to see backwards planes make bombing runs

LMAO

Hue!

ASS BOMB

Samba is a literal tourist trap just so you could have some more tourists during our summer

/fit/ reporting in, I honest to God dreamed of the bodybuilding competition and of how horribly they'd film it so that you wouldn't get to see anything like in the opening ceremony. Seriously, the camera direction crew needs to collectively lose their jobs

>tfw no mcdonalds free burgers promotion this year

they are not even giving away coke glasses with large meals :(

What sports are you interested in watching?

>ping pong
>hand ball
>rugby sevens
>water polo
>boxing

>Archery
>Judo
>Taekwondo
>is there karate? If so then karate
>gymnastics

All athletics
Archery
Cycling
Handball
Football
Water polo
Tennis
Badminton
Ping pong

Everthing else I can watch

I still have like 6 of those in all different colors. solid glass desu, fits a 12 oz drink perfectly with a few ice cubes.

It annoys me because there's already an Olympic flag team, for athletes who are competing without representing a specific country, and that happens every Olympics. The idea is that they can all come together without politics. Having a separate non-country team just for refugees is completely unnecessary.

I loved the opening ceremony apart from that, but I always love opening ceremonies; they are the GOAT of entertainment.

Post brazillian bunda's pls

You like dance shows?

I wonder if they saw the Simpson episode where Krusty Burger does the promotion for the 1984 Olympics and lost millions when Russia boycotted it because America won everything.

I hope that doesn't happen again because of the doping.

I like history lessons with sparkly curtains.

But its not history. Its cultural marxism revisionism.

>sjw lib art cucks in charge of making the ceremony
>"history lessons"

I lol'd at the "we need to be environmentally aware" thing when they literally had people decked out in aluminum outfits that are gonna be useless afterwards and take tons of energy and produce red mud during mining/refining.

Resentment among Brazilians at their government spending vast amounts of public money on the Olympics

truly this event is still very much close to the normal person worldwide