Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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i saw this picture in a japanese dictionary once

I wonder if it is Otaru.

danke desu german san

>filename

yes it is

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ナイスギフ


>i am gay
My condolences.
>not really cheap has to be a good deal im not a good deal. you would loose money if you owned me.
>unless your saying my life is a joke? which you probably are. yeah it is. its quit funny how sad it is. but i know there is a tree in the blue Forrest with my name on it.
Wew lad
>what do you like doing?
Lifting
Running
Playing piano
Studying Nipspeak
What about you?

>乙
didnt you make the thread?
>My condolences.
thanks
>Wew lad
thanks

>Lifting
what do you lift?
>Running
how far?
>Playing piano
wolfgang?
>Studying Nipspeak
what level?
>What about you?
biology
cooking
Japanese
computers?

oh come on

just keep that shit in the old thread

ごめんなさい。僕は友達が少ない。

いないよりはマシじゃん

>いないよりはマシじゃん
そうですね

Your posts are somewhat peculiar. Are you actually Japanese or you come from some other country?

Otaru in the snow is top tier comfy

he's german

Why

because it has nothing to with japan or japanese
with shit that is unrelated in a thread you can keep the chain in the old thread so we dont flood new one

actually now i dont really care
do whatever you want
:3

do you sleep?

>because it has nothing to with japan or japanese
Just like 90% of this thread

i do sleep

but are you sure this name is not shared by some multiple autists?

yeah good point

have you been to sleep today?

nah, today is only 7 hours old

that would be so good with hover hand
what time do you go to bed?

whenever i want to get some sleep

what do you do in japan? can you take a pic out of your window?

shitposting and r&d job to earn rice and miso

sorry no pic

r&d for what?
why no pic? do you have any pics that you have taken?

裸添い寝

science especially radioactivity

me still at my workplace aka university that means there are thousands of people who would instantly recognize the scenery i will take

oh shit really? what qualification do you have? was it easy to get a research job in japan?

良い悲しみ

how much could you earn yearly once you get your degree?

ぼ、僕と?

no not really
dont try to be serious with Kamen Rider, its a protip

get phd in a lab that has some solid relationship with japanese institution, some good chance that they will offer job to you after you got the degree

i dont really recommend, still think it would be the dankest way to live a life, the job wont even last forever as the employment period is 4, 5 years at best so you can finally be freed from wagecuckoldry at any time

pathetic
you would know why academic guys are 100% always lefty

>why do i trust anyone on this site.
i thought i found someone to help ;(
>get phd in a lab that has some solid relationship with japanese institution
would it not be better to do the phd in japan?
what do you actually do?

今期はダクネスだから!2期はダクネス回だから!

かえる

theres no one who helps you unless you help others

the point is, wherever you are, you wont get your degree if you havent put enough amount of love to it


i make a time machine
and stop making questions, trial version is expired

Can I get translation pretty please?
1/5

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What, really, you’re a virgin!?
How pathetic!
Being a virgin is totally unacceptable past grade school.
Hahaha!

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5/5
Believe it or not /wsr/ told me to come here

Well that was fucking boring

I was expecting something lewd, to be honest...

Go to

or the djt

>Guys can you translate this?
>No but these guys can
>Guys can you translate this?
>No but these guys can
AAAAAAAAAAHHH

if you legit wanted to learn japanese and asked for help someone here might help you. but the japs are sleeping and i guess people dont want to just translate for someone

im not trying to be a dick. i cant read most of the kanji so i actually cant help sorry

I do want to learn Japanese, but I've wanted to know what those five pics said for a while and my Japanese still isn't good enough.

have you tried looking up the kanji by radicals in a dictonary?

Hey, kid.
I heard you got a part-time job recently.
Whatcha gonna use the money for, hmm??
>Oh, er...
What's this?
Did you get a girlfriend?
Gonna buy her a preeesent?
>N-no...
Ah, I got it!
It's for my birthday present, huh?
It's coming up soon, y'know.
What should I ask for? Hmm...
>...
>That's right...
W-what?!
What are you talking about?!
Really?!?!
Uh...
What should I ask for...

なんでタダで翻訳してくれないの?

とか言われたら書き込みづらくなりますわ
タダ働き嫌いなんだよ

youtube.com/watch?v=ena__DezJTQ


小樽綺麗だよね。

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Told you it's boring

are there lots of fish in your country or do you throw the bodies back into the sea?

We feed the fish to the penguins

i love penguin i haven't had penguin for months!!!

EL PERUANOOO
newsflare.com/video/69450/animals/taser-fails-to-stop-pit-bull-attacking-smaller-dog

holy shit HAHAHA what the fuck

Pitbulls should be outlawed

its not the doggos fault it had a shit owner

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さみしい
さびしい

where are you?
probably deserved it

Get behind me Satan

Pitbulls really are naturally quite violent, though.

pitbulls are worse than m***ims

that's an onion article kek its satire
all dogs are naturally violent have you seen a fucking chihuahua
not true

>not true
it's the objective truth

good morning peru. how are you today peru?

what money making endeavors are you in engaged in these days peru?

are you the pinoy

...

no, but you are

you're not coming to kill me today, manfriend

whats your favorite Cambodian food?
>today

peru, did you cut contact with the chink factories?

will you use factories in SEA now?

>implying i'm in a fourth world shithole

whats your job?
>you dont eat the food of the country your in/ you grew up in a country not eating its foods?

He's using a proxy, m8.

why? where could he live shittier than Cambodia?

Thailand.

Pretty sure he's that American that is always badgering Peru.

i feel sorry for peru his life must be so sad

why?

...

Because if it wasn't you wouldn't come here to complain about it all the time.

I guess a lot of people must wear masks in those kind of events, is that right?

When does thai government ban sex tourism??

I went to the party tonight.

Met this really cute girl who's studying Japanese. I gave her my katana and got her email so we can meet in Japan when she goes there.

Tried to hook her up with my otaku friend, but he failed miserably.