NZ / New Zealand Thread
NZ / New Zealand Thread
Evenin', Dunedin here. Saturday market was a bust. At least had some Dunedin degeneracy the night before to make up for it.
i want to get laid tonight in Auckland
here are my options
- Albany (local bar)
- Auckland city
- Ponsonby
- Takapuna
what is the most foolproof way boys
i forgot option 4:
- stay on Sup Forums
still not working
hello mate, what's good?
you've got some snow i hear
>the most foolproof way
Pub crawl all four places, you champion
challenge accepted
I need Anna slotnicks (a American living in Wellington) nudes. I'm drunk and e want to see her big rad tits.
i'll start with crawling Sup Forums
>what's good?
FA feel like shit, you mate?
>you've got some snow i hear
Shit, really? it was pretty warm today.
any palmy nudes? or jade schutte from auckland?
Palmy all day!
jade is on tinder mate test your luck
ah my mates down in Tron have snow and I assumed dunedin would because its more south
i'm just trying to study for a test I have on Tuesday
Nah was pretty warm and sunny today, hit a 12 I think.
also the palmy
OH SHIT BOYS CORRIE'S ON
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who dat
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bit quiet tonight boys
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see
user is out on the town
dealer stopped replying, anyone selling or know anyone selling bud in auckland/hbc area?
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Why are there always new zealand threads on this website but never Australia threads?
I wanna talk to my buddies yo
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Aus threads are a thing, you just gotta wait a bit longer
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I T A I N T M E
>tfw went on /ck/
>got hungry
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i'm still here 8-)
what qty
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>went on /ck/
>didn't get sick or lose the will to live
hooked up for the first time since i split with my gf bout 6 months ago. feels good fam.
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Aus Armour, we buy tanks because they look cool, we never intend on using them
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half O would be ideal
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What do you shitlords want me to draw?
thats a powerbottom
nice one fam im 3 weeks fresh
got a cuties number on thursday but didn't have data for imessage so i didnt get her texts until i had left town and gone home :S
its not worth the risk that ur a cop mate sorry about it
forget about the last one, get yaself anotha!
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how do i find a dealer in auckland? moved here for work and the only people i know are work mates, who i don't really want to ask for drugs.
where did you move from?
i think theres a few people in nz posting it thru the mail but i dont really want to go into more detail. look it up
heres some details for the street
1) spot someone who looks like they might smoke weed
2) ask them if they smoke weed
3) if yes, ask them if they can sort you out, or know somebody who can
4) if no, just ask the next person
its very easy
avoid islander looking people unless you wanna get grass/weed leaves
best i can do to convince you otherwise but yea fair enough
just find some hippy looking cunt and ask him. the first few will probably shut you down but it's better than getting flyspray gang shit from hoodrats.
ok i would if i had some mate but i'd have to go thru a friend and its a mission
theres lots around, go to queen st, grab a hotdog and ask someone/offer to smoke them out
Hey
suh dude
when did you take that picture?
Sadly not tonight
show me another pic :)
Or what ;o
or i'll punch your teeth in and gum-fuck you
or i will assume youre a dude in girls clothing
no violence
will yell suprise first
I'm pretty sure I have a dick, and I highly doubt that I look like a female in that pic.
Can we save the curb stomping and you just go look for a old lady with false teeth.
Anyway, if anyone wants to "chat" what's your kiks?
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bruh why r u wearing a maid dress like wtf man what would your dad say
I don't know, guess I'll find out next time I see him
is that a wig or do you naturally have long hair
Wig
Fucking hell, I was supposed to be out in town tonight meeting a girl from Tinder and if that fell through I was gonna try take the ex home for a root but now those have both fell through so I'm drinking at home alone sitting on this shitty website. Hope you all have an equally depressing night
i asked him, he likes it. he actually asked me to get one for next time.
Interesting. To bad I'm not into the whole daddy thing.
why you want to fuck your ex?
bruh wassup auckland?
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well daddy's into you, big boy
I know right, I'm such a disappointment.
In more ways than one as well.
>depressing night
I'm here with you in support. feel like shit.
Because she's still keen on me and I'm still keen for a root
Please none of the daddy shit, also do you have Kik? I'm not really sure how long I want to be roasting my nuts with my laptop
yeah man
HOLY FUKN SHIT lets make this thread straight as fuck again
fuck off all faggots go to /soc/ or something
pic related, its weed and a lot of gay people smoke it
thanks bro. why shit man?
Get off my board sheep fuckers
weed is for pussies
bruh dont let getting laid be such a big part of your psyche, i know its really difficult and i suffer with the same thing but, every time u notice youre getting horny or frustrated (checking tinder ever 2 minutes) just try chill out and eventually your biology will relax, you won't be as desperate, and actually getting laid will be easier
sounds like baggage mayn..
Fuck up dude, pussy is life. Go suck some dicks you fag.
Ah man I'd been waiting to feel like shit, nature of the beast really. Just tired of feeling like a failure. I get scared of making a phone call, how pathetic is that kek
Fuck off cunts, 1. I'm not on tinder I've been in a relationship for a year and 2. I don't have fucking nudes and I'll find out who you are requesting them then follow up with police you sick fuck.
- JADE SCHUTTE
i cant help it. when i see a tight little baby-boy twink ass like yours my fatherly instinct gets piqued. wont you be a good boy?
post a timestamp or ur the crossdressing user from above lmao