It was not that bad. (the opening at least)

It was not that bad. (the opening at least)

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If Regina Casé wasn't involved, it would be 9/10

regina casé literally spoiled it

This is why I hate Globo sometimes, what fucking business Regina Casé had with the ceremony?

It's one of the best Olympic flames ever. The first 30 minutes were really good. The Wright Brothers got BTFO. Fuck the weird shit, I rate it good, only loses to Beijing and Athens in recent years.

>too much favela shit.
>regina casé
>anitta
>mc carol and whatever

But, overall I liked the intro, the rings and the cauldron, very cheap and impressive

Niggers ruined Brazil.

The white girls kept breeding with them because of the BBC and now you have a country full of half breed low IQ criminals.

You're right. It wasn't bad. It was shit.

It was pretty bad

You could tell it was done on a minimal budget.

The ONLY thing that was good was the olympic rings. Everything before the nations parade was quite bad.

>half the opening ceremony is a video about global warming
Come on...

>Regina Casé
>Esquenta
>Anitta
>Favelas
>No country music
>No forró

I want to kill whoever through it would be a good idea to put "Baile de Favela" immediately after "Garota de Ipanema".

the fireworks were pretty cool t b h

And London, and Vancouver and Sochi if you count Winter Olympics. That leaves Rio 2016 as the worst opening of the recent decades.

Where can I watch it?

Strong ending at least.

>man lowers torch towards cauldron; let's it sit over the lip for a second.
>fire ignites opposite of where he placed torch; flames spread towards the man.

Fake and gay.

It was pure shit except for the flame

Oh common, until Gisele it was pretty good. The whole favela thing and the fucking global warming message was pretty bad, I agree.

The ending was a mini-carnaval and mirrors. The light cannons faking the Olympic fire reflection in those mirrors was funny.

>It's one of the best Olympic flames ever
Not even close to Barcelona '92 or the Great Dove Holocaust of Seoul '88

Too preachy. I felt like in fucking high school during the global warming part.

>Atlanta 96
>Sydney 2000
>thinking you can criticize us

...

YouTube, in a few hours. The IOC will upload it.

It wasnt

>start of with muh nobel savages
>random folk singer out of no where singing Portuguese stuff (who cares)
>whites are bad
>giant crabs

Ceremony was comfy. Good job Braziu.

>he doesn't praise the sun

>implying Nikky Webster wasn't the best part of any Olympics ever

The opening was meh. Also felt shorter than what they offered the previous Olympics.

The flame looks awesome though and the fireworks was pretty nice too.

Better than London t b h

Sydney was pretty good m8

Best two Olympics of the 21st century would be Sydney and London.

1st world white countries should have an exclusive claim on hosting besides the odd asian country every 40 years

post bundas

Ow you seen lost , here: . Go back home.

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW that didn't know Brazil invented Airplanes

If you hues cut down on the speeches and just went straight to based Annita, it would've been one of the greats.

But desu, this was kekkiest opening ceremony I've ever seen.

7/10. It was okay. Could've been better without Regina Casé and that global warming bullshit

>all those niggers and bla bla bla

No Regina Casé, no global warming shit and shorter speeches. Just imagine. It would be at least 9/10.

>Regina fucking Casé
>it was literally Friday Night Esquenta
I fucking hate Globo influence on Rio's "culture"

Why the fuck did they bring Luckswing to this years olympics. No one wants to watch that boring shit.

>implying London wasn't one of worst Olympics since Atlanta.

Abos are basically fauna

This.

It was ok. You can't have Beijing everytime, and it was better than the meme ceremony of London.

At least we didn't Shitty Monkeys doing the opening

the inclusion of Regina Casé is mind boggling.

I liked the stuff after the nations came though

rEkT

West coast here, isn't opening still on? Is it finished in east coast?

Oh, come on. Your fucking cauldron got stuck in front of the whole world for 5 minutes when it was being risen after being lit up. You done fucked up.

>Also felt shorter

Really? Everyone was begging for the cauldron to be lit by the end.

Better than London and Atlanta and about on par with Sydney.
Not in the same league as Athens and Beijing though desu.

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Almost exactly how I see it.

I really wanted to hate it, but there were some good moments. The cauldron is god tier.

yeah no, back to your basement

>watching before or after the parade of nations

I didn't like it, and the far left politics leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and I don't mind low budget presentation. I even watch those regional olympic games.

It was alright, better than expected certainly

Anyway, good job Brazil, you overally were a decent enough host of these olympics.

Now let's see what Japan will do in 4 years.

Liking things just because they're Brazilian is beyond pathetic, it's schizophrenic tier.

Is it just me or were there a lot of Asian kids holding the tree thingy? Were they all Japanese?

Should have had Frank Ocean light the cauldron 2bh bruh

>all this hate

Do you guys know that we are in the worst political and economic crisis since many decades??

It was not great, sure. But I don't even know how they manage to do this at this moment..things are going just fine...

Except for athletes getting robbed left and right and leaking water and gas pipes all over the Olympic village right?

news18.com/news/olympics/rio-sorry-as-denmark-athletes-robbed-at-olympic-village-1277546.html

edition.cnn.com/2016/08/01/sport/fire-thefts-olympic-village/

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/team-gb-athletes-ban-brazilian-cleaners-from-entering-their-room/

You cucks got BTFO by London and that was 4 years ago.

MUH FAVELA

>this much self-hating
never post again

Nice proxy

>still mad about Santos Dumont

I thought of responding but then I remembered you're watching the parade 2h behind the rest of the world.

In two months no one will even remember this shitshow. People will only remember how shitty Brazil is.

yes, yes, now go back to Sup Forums and suck their fat dicks you fag

>vira-lata do caralho

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they'll remember the 11 ded olympic open water athletes cause they accidentally got AIDS during their event

Yeah, but I expected some things going wrong the minute the olympics were given to Brazil, but all in all I expected much worse things to happen, so I think you guys can be happy overally.

Vira latas are so cute :3

Hey guys, I missed the opening. Does anyone have a link where I can watch it?

That's funny coming from someone from a country that has a higher AIDS rate than Brazil.

>far left politics
>that ceremony
>far left

chupa pau de gringooooo

I'm enjoying it, but NBC here on time delay. They're getting ready to light up.

I could tell you guys tried hard but it honestly exposed how broke your country is. That was some third world tier shit

Will anyone ever be able to match China's ceremony? Does Japan stand a chance?

>Will anyone ever be able to match China's ceremony?
Not while they are held in countries without slave labor

b-but muh diversity

Nobody should. It's retarded wasting all of that money on the lighting of a flame. It's one of the reaons I don't even want a US olympics. It's expensive, and it leaves the host city in ruins afterwards.

>Does Japan stand a chance?

For weebs? Yes. Weebs we'll say it was the best shit ever.

>It's expensive, and it leaves the host city in ruins afterwards.
That's not from the opening ceremony though. That's from having to build multiple stadiums while having no idea what to do with them after. I'm not entirely sold on a US Olympics, but the US is one of the countries that already has a bunch of stadiums already in place within select regions.

Japan is actually trying to hide a lot of their anime shit for the Olympics. So if they showcase anything, it'll probably be something super mainstream like Pokemon.

So you're saying Dubai should be after Tokyo?

>What is Flint water disaster?

Not perfect, but I loved it.
I'm totally biased on this one though.

What is the most Brazilian porn I can fap to right now? I want to get cultured for the games

>random folk singer out of no where singing Portuguese stuff (who cares)

Fuck you, that was one of the most beautiful renditions of our national anthem that I ever heard. Ignorant ausie.

Probably something with a shemale having sex with a male or female that has a big butt.

>I don't even know how they manage to do this at this moment
By giving the fuck all treatment to the populace, as always.

Monica Mattos. Optional horse.
Or maybe just search "carnaval orgy" or something.

Nothing really stuck in my mind. Maybe it was because of NBC's retarded commercial placement.

I missed the rainforest tribute. Was that part nice?

Search for novinha.

Why didn't you watch with BBC? All those commercials in american TV really gets to me, I even bought a mlb pass so I don't have to watch them every top-bottom/bottom-top change in every inning.

Up until Gisele Bundchen it was a good ceremony. After that the Olympic rings were nice but the best moment was the flame.

I just hope the Olympics never come here again. It's such a scam.

Who is Regina Case and why should I dislike her?