Quick suicide methods guys. I fucked up and need a way out. Not much i can work with. Just need it to work

Quick suicide methods guys. I fucked up and need a way out. Not much i can work with. Just need it to work.

Do a swan dive off your roof

Too low to the ground. Paralysis at best.

Whatever pills you got at the same time

Nothing but tums and that powdery shit that relieves headaches. Goodies is what its called i think

Explain?! Toaster in the bath?

Idk man dubs or 42 for the story.

Helium works i believe.

Get

The SPOOKS have arrived.

Educated SPOOK asks:

"What the fuck did you do OP?"

Oooops

Roll

Drink a shit ton of codeine cough syrup and pray you never wake up

What happened?

Sup Forums enlighten us n why you want to die. NOpe fucking die we are trash here. best way to die is probably shot to the head. but since you can dive of a roof guess you dot have a gun. suicide by cop is a viable option because they always try to go for the kill when they shot. pills and bleach are pain full and slow. drowning and death by fire hurts like hell. slit your wrists and take a bath would bleed you to death thou

Dub

Get

Irony. OP here. So i had this nice gf. Shes only sixteen though. We had a LOT of sex and she sent a LOT of nudes. (All deleted in a futile hope of saving my ass) Me and her broke up a few hours ago and she decided to tell her parents that her 19 year old bf who she fucked and sent noots to broke it off. Her parents got pissed and are talking to a lawyer to get me charged with possession of CP and "rape". Im fucked guys. I do a fair share of drugs and i just got off probation.

Rolling for story time

indoor fire, carbon dioxide

Eat all the tums, you will be incredibly constipated, once you shit out that nasty rock hard piece of shit, deepthroat it til you suffocate and die.

Welp, You have options still. Depending on which state you live in.

OP DEAD he better have taken the toaster to the bath death

I'd say helium tank but that takes too much set up it sounds like

Steal a cop and use it to threaten a black person.

Dubs get

well get a lawyer but they will win proboly. yep your fucked. hope the judge is a guy. also leave your family some and in your death not say its her fault.

Im fucked. I live in rural GA

State?

No one gives a fuck, OP. If you really want to kill yourself, you'd do it.

At least it Isn't Texas.

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I'd say go out with a bang if anything

n Georgia, the age of consent to engage in sex is 16. However, there can be no conviction for statutory rape in Georgia based only on the unsupported testimony of the victim. There must be some additional evidence.Feb 6, 2015

>google my friend.

Age of consent in georgia is 16 if the sex was consensual and you have no cp you should relatively fine dont suicide op

>make homemade thermite
>ignite large amount on forehead
>profit

OP, there ya go fixed bby

Reminds me of pic related

Yeah my options are pretty limited. Ive got trigger happy pig, electrocution, overdose on tums, and paralysis. Jesus im fucked.

That doesn't drop the cp charges tho

You have time. If you really wanna go out, go out with a bang. Shit on their house everyday until they catch you.

After that save your shits and then let that shit fester and breath.

After saving all your shit, spread evenly on their windows.


This is just the start of your best year ever man.

if trips rip ur dick off and bleed out

What cp?

Find the biggest rock you can pick up, lift it over your head, then pull it down and smash your skull in.

It's free, fast and painless.

What's so shitty about that is you'd still go to jail but she wouldn't even tho she INITIATED the nudes and sex in the first place.

>funnel
>gardenhose
>ammonia/bleach
>bonuspoints4both.jpg
>up ass
>pour solvents into asshole
>manykeksinhell.exe
just fucking do it, and please livestream

4 spook heads but only 3 body left. Where are the missing bones?

He said he had nudes from a 16yo thats the cp

I'm almost certain it doesn't pertain as CP man, especially if the legal age in that state is 16. I could be wrong though, that's how it is in WA at least, legal age is 16 here too.

shoot a cop and try for death penalty instead of life in prison

Dancing.

You're not even old enough to drink a beer. You still have the brain of a stupid, horny child.

You'll be fine you idiot. It was consensual sex and you are both teenagers. Don't kill yourself

Did you request specifically for them? IF she sent them to you on her own, you may be able to use that.

U just didnt get it man

Even if i delete it im sure they can do something. I used that app kik to trade with her. Can they search the records on that or some shit?

>mfw I fogot the SPOOK

Thanks bro, I feel way better now

off topic but this was hilarious
there was a dude livestreaming himself
he said he was gonna hang himself tonight and we ended up convincing him to dab and jerk off while hanging right

>fucker sits down
>puts rope on doorknob
>slightly bends neck
>jerks off two inch terminator
>came in 20 seconds flat.

tl;dr we watched a fat dude hang himself from a doorknob and jerk off

dis guy is right

I second this

>thinking the justice system isn't made to fuck people in this exact situation
Many keks my dude

Probly tbh but highly doubt you will or could get in any trouble can have sex but not noots? The fuck

I never texted her and asked. I was on the phone and asked tho. She asked for my dick tho. Pretty sure you cant look at porn until youre 18. Can i use that?

Drown in your own cum. You'd be the first my /bro

Just smash your phone and claim ignorance.

Unless she also got your photos

Let the lawyers use that, I doubt this will even go to court. Parents themselves remember their horny teen years.

>You said you were 18 right?

Pics or didn't happen

Eh 19 close enough,

>Spook Related.

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19.

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>bitch thinks shes funny

Now THIS is a meme

eat lego

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no idea, never been on reddit

Fuck me

Just wait it out, By any chance, when did your relationship with her start?

if you were 17 when you started your relationship you'll be fine

kek remind her family thats legally admitting in a court of law their daughter produced child porn, and sent it. as goofy as it sounds, she can get hit with it. settle out of court

We've known each other for a few months now. But we weren't officially until about a month ago. Before we were dating tho she had skype sex with a buddy of mine. Worth mentioning in court?

Fuck sake man, break all communication! Or she will trap you

Certain states have an age of consent law usually 16-25 meaning if both parties are in this age group and you can prove texts or messages her prerty much asking for sex or complimenting it to create a timeline proving no rape, however idk how the nudes will work..

Are you OP by any chance? Cause those texts are funny.

Indeed. Those are from the girl.

sixteen is the age of consent anyway, nothing will come of that part. You could be in some minor trouble about the photos but nothing more than probation and be on a registry, nobody's going to jail over that shit.

no need for suicide but do it anyway i guess, for the lolz

NO! Don't take someone else down with you.

might as well bruh. reveal shes a slut basically and consented to sex with multiple men at the age of 16

also this is fucking nothing, delete the images if you have any and say nothing else. what ACTUAL proof do they have besides someone saying you did?

She is such a self riteous egotistical bitch. She will end up shooting herself in the foot durring court. If her family is anything like that Their ego's will get in the way of anything happening.

Pictures on her phone of my penis and her tits.

You'll be alright OP as another user stated the legal age of consent is 16

And they can't touch you for the possession of CP because she sent them willingly

It will take years of legal wrangling for this to go anywhere and they'll eventually just fuck the charges away,Relax

Save all those screenshots of her basically admitting this is just revenge op, she's condemning her own case to failure.

I'm in UK but similar happened to my mate, it got to court but was thrown out when his defense read out messages she sent to her friend on MSN messenger (years ago). She was all laughing and saying stuff like how dare he dump me, I'll make him pay, I'll say it was rape, and he bullied me into silence etc.

Police were tore a new arse over inadequate investigation work. Northumbria police ended up settling a small amount to stop him suing for emotional bullshit. She's still anonymous though lol

Let's us have her Kik / Facebook / snap chat / phone number heh heh

Honestly, let them try to take you to court. They will scream when they see nothing happens.

>SPOOKS related.

sexting. indecent exposure. boohoo. the very fact she has had them for so long and only mentioned them NOW in a court of law ( possibly ) is literal proof she was okay with it and even solicited them.

any lawyer worth their salt is going to point out why she was okay with this for months and only NOW is upset. hell, if youve got photos of her, that means she didnt just consent, but wanted more. probation if you cant afford a good lawyer.

Will this work? "Make me pay"

This

stop texting now. call a fucking lawyer before you say something really stupid.

if your going to say anything stupid its "this is blackmail and youve just said your doing this out of spite"

then turn the fucking phone off and GET A LAWYER. the longer you keep this up the more trouble your looking at, and its NOT MUCH. just stop now.

By the way, her father is a cop not a lawyer correct? Cops may be scary sometimes, but lawyers are down right terrifying. You're going to be fine OP.

Threaten to publish pics to Sup Forums *unless* they back off completely.