Fuck NBC.
Get in here NBC plebs.
Fuck NBC.
Get in here NBC plebs.
Shiet. I thought it was live until my sister told me it isn't
Tonga guy highlight of the parade.
Some of you are totally gay for the Tonga guy admit it
First for Oiled Up
Dem Tongas
sexism
what sport are you guys excited for? Im excited for handball but my wifes son is excited for basketball
nth for nbc anchors getting wet for tonga
Tonga turned me gay
What is with these nuts or seeds they keep putting in those black pegs?
REMOVE KEBAB!
Nice hat
Admitted.
Still no homo tho.
ugh cockroaches
Women's beach volleyball
COUPFAGS
TONGA
How many Turkish athletes were purged for being Gulenists?
remove kebab
>turkroaches
time for bed
Tonga screencap??
ywn fuck a 6/10 from Turkmenistan in the Olympic village
I wanna be fucked by his island pride, uguu~
Remove Kebab
archery
shootan
liftan
I'd love for the Tonga guy to just run around, and everyone tries to grab him
>wife's son
you fucking cuck
>Talking about the coup
Kek they wouldve been better off if the coup had succeeded. These uncovered, westernized bitches will be a thing of the past in Turkey at the rate Erdogan is moving at
lmao, the ceremony is over already
MORE COMMERCIALS WE CAN GO DEEPER
mfw Turkey is about to demolish Germoney
lel
Who /GYM/ here?
USA is so fucking ugly compared to Sweden, Latvia and Montenegro
>Tuvalu
>1 athlete
I know who to root for.
THE ONE
Greased up Tongan guy
>new russia
new sport
Tony Soprano as Ukraine's flagbearer.
i have a question, did greece come out first or last in the 2004 olympics opening ceromony?
Did you watch the earlier message about global warming?
That's the theme of this Olympic games.
WHY THE FUCK DOES NBC DO THIS SHIT? WHY CANT THEY FUCKING JUST AIR THAT SHIT LIVE? FUCK! I WANT ABC TO HOST THE OLYMPICS AGAIN
well hello, ukraine
both
So ready for Simone to sweep
That Tonga guy is probably attracting every ethnicity of pussy atm
Hello I am here
KONY2012
No point without Mac.
Do you think the women from the really strict muslim countries have morality police with them at all times, to make sure they don't fuck any of the studs at the village?
>those non-americans right before the commercial break giving the camwhoring yanks the side eye
yes, we are idiots, we know
West coast fag here. How kek-tier does the show get?
I think the previous host nation comes out first and the current last
And dick tbqhfamalam
spoiler
Mauritius is the most attractive country in the world apparently
It wouldn't surprise me if they did
>Sweden
U R GAY
A FUCKING LEAF.
Greece is always 1st.
U-R-GAY
Hehehehe
>going to riolympics
>being dumb enough to want to actively get zika
>wanting brainless deformed children
topkek.
Probably not for the lax muslim countries (ie. Algeria), probably so for the other muslim countries.
reminder there are 100,000 condoms in supply for the olympians because 70,000 wasn't enough
>You will never be an oiled up Tongan who fucks every nation on earth
sounds like they have been playing a new order track for the past 2 hours
Speaking of the airplane, what was the live reaction to that segment of the ceremony
because of this fucking delay did many Americans even make comment in the livethread
i wonder if the venezuelans will look malnurished
>implying they would be too scared to fuck because of zika
Especially Saudi Arabia. There's no fucking way they don't have guys following them, they think it's immoral for them to even show their hair outside the house.
living up to the meme, guys.
pretty boring tbqh famalam
london was way better
Do they also give out complimentary tiny hats for your illegitimate children with shrunken heads?
VIETCONG
USA WON
>refugee olympic team
Try 450,000 trips
>Virgin Islands is full of Chads and Stacys
kek
The end is near!
here are the virgins
>WE WUZ PLANEZ N SHIIET
just about sums it up for us on the NBC threads
anyone know how many competitors there are total
Damn US Virgin Islands look swanky
The British own the British Virgin Islands, why do they get a team?
Thank fuck.
Is there anywhere I can watch the whole thing? I was napping and tuned in late
So I'll have to wait for Tokyo for a good show? Pyongyang sounds like it'll be boring as fuck. [spoiler]Unless Kim-Jong Un decides pop out of a cake and defect from his own country.[/spoiler]
BAZINGA
That Zambia qt
Where are you in the transmission, faggots?
ZAMBIA GOT COLONIZED
Refugee olympic team
DEPORT
>white folks on zimbabwe
>tfw no qt british virgin
Fuck off fugees we are full!
11414
More like the devirgin islands
REFUGEES!!!!
Zimbabwe got BLEACHED