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4th for meera

1st for CHAOSH BROSHIP

first for if you don't find emelia clarke attractive youre a virgin

I need more leaks

> Episode 5, still no Stannis reveal

>mfw they gave Stannis' storyline to Sansa

And now, I shall activate my ICE GRENADE!

Reminder that ep 6 leaks are fake and don't entertain attention starved anons

Not a single man bashing her on here would turn her down if she came on to them.

Reminder that life is unfair.

finding anything with tits attractive is actually the #1 sign you're a virgin.

IT'S HAPPENING

MARGERY BEHEADED PUBLICLY

She should have just thrown it

Reminder: GRRM will die before completing the series and the only ending you'll ever have is the show's.

Can confirm, I think she's fat and ugly as fuck.

1st for semen priestess

I would not have sex with her.

4/10 at best. I could do better.

HO DA DOOOOR

Reminder that women are the reason why all this """""bad"'"''" shit is happening

Well, user?

What does /got/ know about the following theories? What is the evidence for them?

>Dragon released from Winterfell
>Varys is a Merling
>Red Waste = Garden of Eden
>Dead Dreamers = Long Night Cycles
>Dyson Sphere

She died so they'd be distracted with stabbing her and the others would have a better chance of escape

Is anyone here preocuppied with the rumours about Tommen doing an hero?
He was the last cute boy of the show since Bran became a monster.
I don't want him to die ;;

Sounds cliched but it's true.

He's struggling to write Winds, he will never finish a dream of spring.

>bad pussy and notSansa will never fuck

>shit voice

How to make whitewalker in 3 seconds by DnD

find a white male
stab with obsidian
BOOM a ww

Please, kind sir, post more

Instead of throwing the grenades outside and killing like 1% of an army for no reason, they should've just detonated the whole batch to collapse the tunnel.

What is Golgo 13 doing in my GoT?

I would but just cause I'm gay, she's pretty attractive tbhfam

It's true, I'm almost 30 now.

I'd fuck her wildly though

I can't wait till Preston sees this:

>See, a cryogenic grenade! The Sci-Fi was with us all along!

Who is that guy? Who was he talking to?

Look at the nose. They are one and the same. Also, Robert's Rebellion flashback when?

only if i had prep time

The casting call probably said "Looking for young white actor willing to show penis."

These things don't even have gender and they were being wiped out by foreign invaders

that's literally my fetish

>tfw show is getting worse by the day
The only interesting storyline currently is Bran's, even Jon's story has been stagnant lately.

When we will explore the rest of the world ?

inb4 Margery revealed a tranny doing the walk of shame

jewtits is great, but Melly is still top tier

HOLD THE DOOR

I would.
You know, not everyone just lives on to find a hole to put their dick in.

Let's say she's in the top 10% most attractive women on the planet... So there's like 400 millions women on earth you'd fuck if they wanted to?

Nice standards you have there.

Why are people under the impression that the CotF created the Others from scratch? I think it's clear by what we see and what the girl says that they used it as a last resort, possibly making a pact with the Great Other himself, something along the lines of "bring me men and I'll turn them into loyal soldiers", but then the Great Other, who is obviously evil, turned them against the Children in an effort to take the world.

>Ned wargs into Ice

delicious 2bh

At least that way I can say females have seen my dick.

Sure, why not?

Melony easly
no contest desu lad

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRONN?

WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON AND HE STILL HASN'T APPEARED

>no gender

Leaf is a confirmed female you shitlord

This whole time travel stuff won't be in the books, right?

And the White Walkers origins will also be different right?

I want to see Jon fuck both of them at the same time.

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
The entire plot just become good women vs evil men
>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN

Why did they make Rickard so old looking here? Even when he was killed by the Mad King, I didn't envision him looking this old and Ned is just a child here.

fag

If the rest of the season and next season are as good as the first half of this season, I'll be alright with that.

Looks like a character straight from the Witcher.

>WoS would be hot
>beheading would be hot
>instead we'll have the tyrell faggots save the day before we see anything
>they'll probably kill off Loras and save Margaery too

>Bran goes back in time to become Bran the Builder to build the wall so he can rebuild the wall after Night's King destroys it
>chops down weirwoods to build the first wall
>gets captured by CotF, sacrificed as punishment for his sacrilege
>returns as Night's King

IT FITS

When i woke up today i didn't have a curly hair-anne frank froggirl fetish

Fuck you /got/

Reminder: the show isn't nearly as good as it was in the first three seasons as D&D frantically try and wrap up everyone's intricate storylines within like 15 hours

Riverlands.

Did he forget about the mountain clans?

>tfw everybody around you can't help but mention that you have NO COCK every single day

Isn't there another one showing up?
The black one.

>"I command you to heal yourself"

D&D want to pull off some fight club shit??

Quite the army you got there Kingslayer :^)

>>Varys is a Merling
This is mostly satirical, making fun of the ridiculous shit fans come up with. But here's the full explanation pastebin.com/9A6ByfrB

TOP 100 FOR WANTING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR ONE'S ACTING ABILITY AND NOT BOOBS

no

More like
>find male
>bring to weirdwood tree and perform ritual
>stab with magicked obsidian blade
>boom, White Walker

Is that from the Witcher tv show?

Arya was great doing as Arya in that scene tbqh

>not wanting to see them both fuck eachother with weird fire magic between

Pleb tier

fucking lolis

Gallivanting across the world in search of bad pussy

Yeah, a product of the terrible wig department this show suffers from from time to time

He's going to be in the riverlands with Jaime.

melly is literally my wife

Rickard Stark

and what is he doing with his other hand?

I-Is he putting a finger in his boypussy?

I'd imagine there's some relevance to the fact he's being stabbed by freaky elves in a graveyard, and tied to a mystical magic tree.

Question about the unnecessary penis scene. I'm as Jew so a little confused. It looks like the extra skin closed off over the head. If you don't pull your skin back when you pee does it just fill up like a balloon?

And do all people in westeros and Essos keep their foreskin? I would imagine the red god people cut it and throw it in the fire.

>>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN

I don't why there aren't more people complaining about this.

This whole story now is literally about MEN vs WOMEN.

Fuck these two kikes.

They might not neccersarily be different, but they will not be forced like the 30 seconds we get in the show, It'll be fleshed out elegently. The GRRM is hack meme needs to die because the man knows how to write

>they will never tie you up and stab you in the chest and turn you into a nigh-immortal being

I would volunteer desu.
Maybe ask for a little kinky fuck with them to sweeten the deal.

That would cost more in the long run user, considering the makeup and prosthetic of the mossgurll

What the fuck are they gonna do with 50~ knights that aren't even facing the right way?

No, D&D did.

youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

DOOR

STUCK

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Hold-the-door is confirmed by GRRM.

BOOKFAGS BTFO

Male leaders remaining
>High Sparrow (dead this season)
>Jon Snow
>Dolorous Edd
>Nights King
>Edmure Tully
>Ramsay Bolton (dead this season)
>Kevan Lannister (dead this season)
>CIA (maybe they'll kill him)
>Euron Greyjoy (awful show version)
>Mace Tyrell (pussywhipped by Olenna Tyrell)
>Tommen Baratheon (pussywhipped by his mother and wife, dead this season)

Female leaders left
>Daenarys Targaryen
>Olenna Tyrell
>Cersei Lannister
>Yara Greyjoy
>Sansa Stark
>Sand Sneks

men will soon be outnumbered

Only if a qt girl tell me it's penis inspection day

All soldiers face the faith militant. Backs open to the public. Public attacks Tyrell army. Shit hits fan.