>be me >a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value >often looking for a delicious new lunch spot >try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
ate there once, fucking shit I tell you, never again.
Anthony Watson
Bk beats mcd's or Wendy's in my book...
Liam Fisher
I couldn't agree more OP.
Thomas Butler
Ha Ha! I agree my friend! Burger King is simply the best bang for your buck! I just had a delicious Whopper myself, think I'll go back and get a few more!
Burger kings tastes like food someone already ate. It's shit.
At least try inandout
Jonathan Gray
>inandoutfags
Liam Edwards
>openly racist advertising
woo hoo what a world to be alive in kids
Ian Rivera
When did it become a thing for people to pretend to be shills?
Wyatt Fisher
Cuck
Easton Evans
I thought I was on /ck/ for a second. How much did they pay you to expand your shit posting?
Matthew Lewis
Free whopper cards
Nathaniel Richardson
>>They don't let black people touch your food sold. lunch today will be from burger king
James Sanchez
Haha, agreed friends! Why not go stop by Burger King and get a nice, fresh Whopper?
Samuel Cruz
Kek, really? This faggot posted that on Sup Forums as well.
Isaiah Allen
It's on /o/ too
Gavin Mitchell
Is advertising fast food a new ironic meme? If so, it's a pretty fucking funny way to poke at the concept of shilling.
If it's actually corpos, RIP Sup Forums.
Justin Butler
I'm not paid I just post these because I think it's a funny meme tbqh
I could see corps doing ironic shilling though
Leo Walker
> they don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream
I'm crying
Dominic Sanders
i don't fucking care. If there is actually a food place that can follow thru on a promise that they won't let niggers handle my food I will buy from them forever
Lucas Ward
Eh, as much as we shit around about shills, Chan-Culture is dense and hard to mimic unless you've been there for a hot minute.
Corporate shills would probably have a hard time getting it right, considering how dynamic it is
Anthony Hill
>Chan-culture
Oh get a life you sad pathetic fuck!
Bentley Watson
how's high school lad
Jason Sanders
A BK shill on Sup Forums of all places...
William James
>implying i wouldn't take corporate money to shill >implying i haven't been here for a decade >implying everyone here doesn't have a price i'm a girl btw
Jaxon Allen
Nice try burger king, but youre not fooling me!
Josiah Turner
>They don't let black people touch your food Bullshit. All of my local burger kings have exactly zero white people working at them.The only food you'll get that hasn't been touched by a black person is the ketchup packets.
Brandon Jones
...
Nolan Rogers
McDonald's: Best Tendies (the mcnugger feeds me), Best Smoothies (mango pineapple)
Wendy's: Best actual Burgers (god bless the baconator)
My favorite actual places are Five Guys and Checkers tho
Isaiah Reyes
>they don't let black people touch your food
Fucking kek'd
Connor Richardson
this.
Jordan Carter
Damn this fat boy is dedicated to his restaurants
David Davis
It literally exists, you idiot
Do you think your average paper-pusher for BK could understand what the fuck "Top Cuck, Desu~" means?
Isaiah Myers
welcom to burger KANGZ tha fuck you want?
Dominic Anderson
I'm actually not fat, I do a lot of cross-country travel by car and have become very familiar with burger joints
Nicholas Bailey
people who hate burger king are people who haven't drunkenly wandered into a burger king and bought like 50 chicken nuggies and ate until you threw up.
Liam Flores
BK is good, but has ZERO corporate oversight. There's literally 1 good location in 25 miles of me.
All the others suck cock, you'll wait in the drive thru for 45 fucking minutes, and then they'll yell that you didn't pay.
>Go to other BK with .1 stars higher on Google+ >Don't have BK Stacker. >Ask for ONE OF THE TEN ITEMS FROM THE FUCKING MENU. >Sorry man I don't know how to make it. >Leave and never return.
Fucking niggers I swear to god.
Owen James
Then how do they get them in the bag?
Carson Martinez
I hope you did that with friends at least
Adam Phillips
Listen if a whopper tastes like a whopper, I don't care if a nigger, a jew, a fucking armenian or beelzebub himself touched it
Ryder Collins
Cuck
Henry Jones
Oh my fucking sides I can't breath
David Wilson
I prefer kentucky fried chicken. i am a nigger
Brandon Robinson
KEK
Sebastian Davis
I go there high off my ass from time to time
But I usually go to Denny's when I'm wasted
Angel Foster
op said NO BLACKS the fuck is this shit?
Michael Walker
Kys my man
Connor Green
It's not OP's fault you live in the ghetto. Maybe he lives in a nice part of town like I do.
My BK has exactly zero minorities.
Joseph Allen
just going to work nigga
Adam Scott
That's called "a rough neighborhood" where I come from.
Michael Rodriguez
> KFC > Not Based Popeyes
Nice meme cuccboi
Daniel Clark
At least he's working.
Jacob Kelly
CUCK
Connor Murphy
>They don't let black people touch your food Kek
Josiah Powell
This Fucking thread, my sides are in orbit.
Thomas Gutierrez
heres a pic from the "good side of town"
Bentley Brown
Honestly you have a point
He has now embraced step one on the path towards deniggerization
Isaac Rodriguez
Well come on its fast food how high are your employee standards
Jackson Wilson
I prefer kfc too and I'm white, like blonde sunburned freckles white. Popeye's is actually better but I gotta risk certain death by going into the crackhead neighborhoods that have them...
Cooper Bailey
Right. Faggots are a nice alternative to blacks and Mexicans in the nicer parts of town.
Cameron Rodriguez
Well, I live in a literally 93% white suburb in western new york and there's one in my local mall
Jason Garcia
church's chicken
Juan Butler
>implying niggers know how to use a grill Nice Bait
Cooper Flores
working on touching your food
Landon Kelly
Our Popeye's is in the nicest part of town. I'm really not connecting with any of you on this...
The people who buy properties/franchises in your town must be fucking retarded.
Joseph Cook
user, I think you took OPs post a little too seriously.
Landon Gray
>Nigger makes whopper - tastes like chicken >Mexican makes whopper - tastes like taco >Faggot makes whopper - tastes like ass
This is one scenario where I'd prefer the nigger or the spic.
Xavier Carter
Those are Indians and that is clearly Great Britain.
Nathaniel Jones
why not just save your 5.99 next time bro, it'll still be "gourmet" quality
Levi Thomas
20 USD for 2 sandwiches absolutely fucking drenched in A.1 sauce. The nastiest fucking place I have ever went to.
Nolan Powell
hes shitting in a fucking trash can how high are your standards weirdo?
William Hernandez
I live in a middle class white neighborhood and all the niggers work at fast food joints.
Nathaniel Sanders
No no no no. They have the faggots work the register. It's the depressed forever alone neckbeards that work the grill.
You know, the ones who will spit in your fries or cum in the mayonnaise just to give them something to feel proud about.
Caleb Hall
i try not to eat food that i haven't prepared myself
Ethan Ross
>implying nuggets can cook >implying Mexicans can afford food >implying faggots don't sit in the kitchen 24/7 You have it all wrong
Jayden Campbell
Poo in the loos are even fucking worse the fuck man
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OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
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POOP!
*puts hand in pants* *sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
Easton Turner
I think a better question is how high are your employees.
William Wilson
>middle class white neighborhood You're lying to yourself. If there's that many niggers within a short drive from your neighborhood then it's not middle class.
UNLESS the only 4 niggers near you just happen to work there.
Carson Ross
lol there's a golf course going through the middle of town
Anthony Turner
The Krabby Patty Formula
Ethan Clark
The only place I see more than 2 Indians together is when a son is at a convenience store that they own.
Zachary Moore
Fried Chikun stereotype for sure but it's true Popeye's near me are all in the darker neighborhoods.
Owen Gutierrez
> pretend
Kayden Powell
Have you ever been to subway?
Dominic Perry
>one of the best meals i've had this year look, i love me some BK, but if that's the best you've had this year you must have a real shitty life
Jose Young
Ok, fair. In that case, you better move when you can because those niggers are close enough to commute which means they're closing in on your middle-class neighborhood.
It will be considered "going downhill" within 2-3 years and will be considered ghetto in 10.
Leave now and never look back!!
Benjamin White
Designated shitting streets
Carson Evans
Ok fair. They do have a fair amount of sub shops as well.
Here it isn't Subway though. They have the Mr. Goodcents stores on lock.
