Post your best moment from the opening ceremony

Post your best moment from the opening ceremony.

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faggot

Based Leonas.

Best hockey in the world.

That's not pele

whats with all these faggots carrying plants for every country?

What is this, why are so many BR cucks posting this old dude

>Who is Australia
>Who is Netherlands

youtube.com/watch?v=fv3tbuTDbP4

>Australia
kek
Go watch the 1998 world cup

TAMASI'I

TONGA
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You're gonna have to be more specific. I know very little about hockey apart from we are better than you.

Pero si ellas nunca ganaron una medalla dorada

>gringos only about Pele while we don't give a single fuck about him
Really makes you thing

>not caring about a national sporting icon
Is this the Brazilian attitude that got you stuck as third worlders?

it's cause he is kinda of a dick

literally could not understand 99% of the event because nobody spoke fucking english

You aren't m8.

Keep dreaming though

Pathetic.

We obviously care about him.
He was the first choice. He chose this.
Vanderlei was a nice choice

All the bookies seem to think we are lad

All the stadistic seems to think you aren't.

Go play your Rugby and leave Hockey to us and Netherlands.

Like every soccer player, he say a lot of dumb things. There's even a saying "Pelé when he keeps his mouth shut is a poet".
We kind respect him as a sportsman but consider the following:
>Pelé was never into a Olympic game
>Bringing justice for 2004 to Vanderlei

You're a moron. I'll be sure to shitpost extra hard when we beat you. See you on the 12th lad.

The dude was robbed the gold because of some crazy Irish dude.

This is much better than gold medal for him.

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Hope you keep your word. I'm going to be so glad to beat you.

My favourite moment was when Brazil started sperging out about "inventing" flight.

Slingshot isn't real flight though

Who is canada

A fucking midget?

Amazing that he finished strong considering what that would do to your pace

Did you miss the actual ceremony?

That is actually sweet. I'm kinda bummed that there wasn't a temporary comradary with combining the country as Korea, as they've done previously.

The bikes

>Go play your Rugby and leave Hockey to us and Netherlands.
You keep using that word....

when they played girl from ipanema

i love bossa nova :3

That shit was weird.
Do you think he just passed off as one of the kids?

The face of satisfaction that you make after realizing that you truly invented the airplane - unlike those envious Wright brothers...

>United Statesians on suicide watch

Reminder that Pele denied his mother and sister and basically gave the middle finger to everyone from his roots
Reminder that they died in poverty

Is that Xerxes?

Is there anywhere I can see the whole ceremony? Worked all day so missed everything.

I actually did. They did a global warming bit didn't they?

Maybe Brazil shouldn't cut down all their fucking trees then.

It's quite amazing what you guys were able to accomplish after that, you know, become a shithole third world country

They are literally cutting down so many trees they are changing their local climate and causing cities to go into droughts

Highlights :

>Denmark girls
>Latvian girls
>Ukrainian girls
>Russian girls
>the bike riding girls who were playing up being sexy for the camera every time they rode past
>plant carrying lolis
>fucking sweden wearing a hijab

But the moovy told me he brought her an oven

Yup, then they bitch about our embargo of rainforest wood.

You got bamboozled m8

I wonder if the North Korean girl even knows what a smartphone is.

Christ, being a North Korean athlete must be horrible. They probably kill your family if you don't bring back the gold.

A lot of the time most North Koran athletes live outside north korea and are just citizens who most of the time have never even been to the country.

Id say almost certainly they know what a smart phone is.

You don't like us, but tomorrow your whole country will read and watch the news and love us.

General population is not even aware of this
Here in my city, butterflies and bees are non existent
There's a proposition to insert a exotic species which I'm against

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It's honestly like that in the US. Half the people I talk to think Oil companies are the good guys.

Why are they inserting an exotic species?

>truly invented the airplane
>stole voisins design
>stole box-kite design from straya
>French engine
>under French rules made 2 years after the wright bros
>put wheels on a literal box-kite three years after the wright bros had flown three different planes
>truly invented the airplane

>no Colombian qts
wew

There should be a third trial for each event for trannies

They want to but it's insanity
It could easily go off the rails

>slingers mad as hell
kek

I know nothing about the Cook Islands, but the opening ceremony informed me that they have a population of 12,000 and 9 Olympians. That means that as a resident of Cook Islands, you have nearly a 1/1,000 of being an Olympian.

That shit cray.

Adding in Poland girls

>American brainwashing
lmao, for people like these Trump has a chance of winning

Aww...
Really sad t.b.h. I can't wait for North Korea to collapse.

Kim Un-Guk's face was priceless when he won in London. Years of propaganda washing off of him as the evil anglo clapped the staduim down for him.

>A fucking midget?
Probably this guy famiglia

youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk

I don't understand shit and already know how cringe that was.

Oh my, the mental pain...

>invent airplane
>3 years after it was already invented

ok brasiuuu

the north koreans media officials that had to watch this were probably shot

>all these replies
>not one mentioning the ABSOLUTE MADMAN of American Samoa

what did he mean by this?

also are those fellas in whiteface in the yellow suits there?

I've got no Irish ancestry, but I want to know who other than nig nogs finds that appealing?

>American education

I do

youtube.com/watch?v=e4fzeK3SQa4

Nice ceremony guys, shame our lot didnt make more of an effort

that's why half of brazilian people dont have any kind of proud or patriotism

What did or guys look like couldn't be arsed to stay up, went bed at C.

taking webm request

>1903
>Wright Brothers achieve first flight of heavier-than-air powered maneuverable aircraft
>1905
>Wright Brothers third successful plane flies 24 miles
>1906
>Santos Dumont's first successful plane hops 60 meters
>2016
>Brazilians scream, "Santos Dumont" was first!
HUE HUE HUE

Ah, silly brazil nuts...

>QTs from Italia
>QTs from Montenegro
>Annita bunda
>absolute madman

Anything with the THICC samba dancers?

Man, fuck Kim Jon-sun, -il, and -un.

>also are those fellas in whiteface in the yellow suits there?
They were wearing Robin-type masks

>other than

Well, it would make Brazil and Thailand extremely happy.

I'm scared for her bros, she's gonna get TONGAD or BLACKED, maybe it's happening as we speak

>tfw my flag plastered on all those other flags
Feels good

Shut the fuck up, go back to blacked.com you fucking negro.

>maybe it's happening as we speak
it's 5 in the morning

what sport am i now a fan of?

looks comfy

Dumb kimchi slut just got that Norks family killed.

he actually did it

>plant carrying lolis
It's not weird that I found them cuter than the athletes r-right?

Holy shit. He kinda mixed a dab with planking.

The absolute madman.

PS.: he looks like he's high on coke