How much could you fit inside you?

How much could you fit inside you?

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about tree fiddy, optimistically

none you fucking faggot

sage

I probably couldn't get the head in so i would just lick and suck on the balls

5/7

tfw skels doesn't even realize it's sf not katia

what a tragedy

Just the tip

TO THE HILT

>You'll find that I really don't pay attention to anything

wait what

>gears of war underwear
money apparently doesn't buy taste

it's not underwear, they're pajamas

that's not really BETTER

american money looks weird as fuck

More than you think, but less then you hope

I suppose if you grow up with monopoly money, a proper currency would make you a skoch uncomfortable.

that nigger dick looks like plastic you faggot

not even close to monopoly

We dont have a $1 bill :^)

As an American i agree. They change it so often now that its hard to know what a counterfeit looks like. You can have bills that are very much different while both being legitimate.

I hope to God that this was sincere.

> those distinct, varied colours

Yeah it does look exactly like Monopoly money.

They were free and i'm not a fashion model

I rarely deal with cash anymore, just a card. I don't like it.

Silicone

If you need to know counterfeits you should be using the special ink pens.

You don't have a $1 bill because a dollar isn't worth a damn in AUD. And also
>Yeah it does look exactly like Monopoly money.
The point of that is to make counterfeiting hard.

buy some girly pajamas and retake the picture, faggot

I bought some recently but I'm too fat to fit in them and it really sucks. I need to lose weight.

I guess Aussies did it well since we have one of the least conterfeit currency

Pffft, theyre distinguishable

Yeah, im the same but my eftpos card charges me if I use it too much so I normally get like 5 20's out for a month

Nah we dont use bills for it because coins do the same thing

:^)

Unless they use cotton paper. then the pens wont work. also color shift paints and UV inks are making this shit hard to detect.

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Honestly more than the silly coloration of your bills, not having a $1 bill strikes me as wrong and makes me very upset with your country for, let's be honest, no rational reason.

o-oh. Sorry about bringing that up then. Eat less.

wow lewd

Until whoever makes Monopoly starts releasing special editions with people like Queen Elizabeth on the money. Then you're fucked.

> how I wish the Harambe incident ended

What really annoys me is that people in line take longer to pay with the card because all the stupid registers ask you 50 questions. DO YOU WANT TO DONATE $1 TO AFRICAN CHILDREN? DO YOU WANT CASH BACK? WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRAISE JESUS?

The last time I head to deal with it was working garage sales. That's really interesting that they found ways around it.

Don't be sorry.

listen to the piece of shit i sent you please

>>>brawlposting

I gained some weight not very long ago but thank G-d still fit in everything so I just stopped eating one meal every day and it went away

Pokie machines use $1 coins which is probably one of the main uses. Would be annoying to have a wallet full of 1's though

Im sure there is an Australian monopoly version with all of that shit

I worked as a checkout chick and was constantly told I had to ask people
>I didnt fuck that
Half the people I worked with could barely count and got 3/20 for their Highschool grade(20 being best)

Oh. I forgot.

There can't be. Your country would be in economic ruin if that were the case.

what the hell is pokie

Its not even close to what monopoly money looks like

Slot machine, we call them pokies

I want to start walking but I am too nervous to do it.

The register tells you the change though, how hard is it to count up using quarters->dimes->nickels->pennies?

I know. They got it eventually but they just were very very stupid people I worked with. Was the most bogan part of town too

fucking australians do yall even speak english

what? What about walking makes you nervous?

>how hard is it to count up using quarters->dimes->nickels->pennies?
You suffer from the delusion that less intelligent people are anything but.

I dont know. There is slang for most things which I find amusing. Watch the Australian episode of The Simpsons and thats exactly how life here is

The fear that someone will see me and judge me

fucking furries

for...taking a walk
?
??
???

what do you call a bouncy house

jumping castle

As far as legal tender goes, it's pretty damn close.

>You're money looks gross
>NO! YOU'RE POOR AND STUPID! HERE'S A FUCKING CAT FROM SOME FAILED WEBCOMIC!
lol, never change.

If you want to see some crazy retail people, go to any dollar store in america. Every one I have ever seen is bizarre in some way.

Yeah. I didn't say it was rational, most of my fears are not.

what do you call pic related

Insulting lesser countries is sort of an American tradition.

besides the whole being fat thing is mostly a product of you're diet.

I thought they were "bouncy castles" there too.

>do yall even speak english
>yall
>english
lol

>jumping castle

>Zimbabwean dollars are worth just as much

I dont know. I had people who had 3 teeth to their name and smelt like tobaco. People try to steal cig papers.

Glad I dont have to work there.

Coke, nothing really special with that

Nope, jumping castles always

how about this tiny insect

I dont think we really have fireflys in Australia. I've been camping a bunch through my life and never really seen any

Demos I will now go to see if my strain is done. What should I call the new fly strain?

As Australian dollars? Damn your economy must be struggling.

no your part of the world is too violent, the peaceful lightning bug could never survive

Exercise would help though. Burn them calories.

flyie

Walking wouldn't do a whole lot and as far as sheer weight loss goes exercise barely makes a dent. You should do it anyway but that's not the important bit.

No, as monopoly money

>Australia
>violent
pffft

I got a treadmill like a year ago and its super useful

I meant the native fauna, not the huwite people

Well yeah, I guess the massive spiders would fuck their shit up

>lesser countries
>MY MILITARY COULD KICK YOUR MILITARYS ASS
lol, kids here used to do this back in grade 1.
Even though your military is better funded, your still a populace of gross scooter driving, shitting in walmart aisle floors, greasy pizza and ranch sauce retards with un educational system INFERIOR to the czech republic.
ENJOY being inferior people :^)

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>tmw your currency is worth less than runescape gold

BTW I mixed up BOTH of these "your/you're" on purpose and no one said a thing...

First off, our people aren't inferior. When you break American accomplishment down according to racial lines, American whites are extremely well educated even by European standards. We do have niggers, I'll cop to that, it's an ongoing problem.

In the second place, I'm not sure where your dumb ass lives but there's a good chance Pax Americana is the reason you are able to live comfortably, ingrate.

They have a habit of doing just that.

used to see them most springs in FNQ
none in brissy tho

>US Dollar
>Proper currency

Pick one

Yeah we've been down mostly to byron bay and such, never recall seeing any

That's crap. They are mutants with down-regulation in several proteins, one of which causes them to sleep for about half as long and makes them die younger. Think of something while I go shower.

I choose to believe my interpretation since it's funnier.

actually they are collector items outside niggerland

sleepie

You talking mad shit?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_currency#Major_reserve_currencies

moooooooooooooooron

I had this thing a long time ago and could only take up to the first rim before I felt too full.

whats with this autistic cat shit

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don't even get the good christmas beetles down here

>christmas in australia
>YOU GET BUGS

1 american dollar = £0.77

pound is in the shit and the dollar is still trash compared. merica is garbage deal with it

how is this even possible
aren't intestines like a long tunnel with many curves?
i feel like big penises and dildos would just destroy them and kill you
it's why i'm afraid of buttsex

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Fucking faggots

you don't really want a strong currency because no one will buy from you for some reason
(no idea why or how exactly that works)

Food is so good though :c

Can't do treadmill, neighbors downstairs would shit a brick.

Like the rest of the world, Great Britain uses the USD as their primary reserve currency (save maybe gold). It'd behoove you to respect the money your economy relies on.

They're fleshy. Flexible, you know.

Eat LESS of it, but eat it more slowly.

sclr u lewd

cause they are flexible dildos and bend and curve wiith ur boypussy

i'm on that v on that yellow pill shit

FUCK THE DEEEEEEEEEAL IS FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT

burn down the appartment or w/e?

I will try sensei

ur a lew

That or shoot me

A lot

>try to exercise
>get shot

>murica

I'd recommend getting a calorie counter app if you're having difficulty too. It's very easy to underestimate your actual consumption.

>mouth watering cock in the op
>thread of nothing but foreigners trying to justify their money's aesthetics to a cat

how could this have happened

>justify
>what is conversation

Nice autism

>makes tons of noise in the middle of the night
>get shot

I started doing that but the thought that they're tracking me and giving me suggestions was too creepy so I stopped.

it was only a kiss
how did it end up like this

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