ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can

ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can

>be me
>have dog
>named after famous musician
>fucks up a lot

Lord of the Rings?

I am legend

gib soldjer back

Beethoven.

correct

cunt drinks petrol right out of a bottle. I fucken knew it.

Is that a snipe-

I hate myself for knowing it.

> the sheriff is a ni....

Wait, did you say Wesley Snipes-

>wake
>some bullshit
>where the fuck am I and what did I do?
>Why the fuck is it dark?
>Some retards running around dressed in black

saving private Bourne

Dark City bruh

blazing saddles

Harry Potter is redpilled

>man with funny hair
>kills people

nice trips

why are you describing my fever dreams

Yup, good job

nice.

> ctrl + c, ctrl + v. Three month guarantee of freshness per copy.

kek it's Dark City other user got it

Shit, meant "three year."

Suicide squad

>be fag
>make machine
>win war
>become an hero

Fucking immortal Nazi Zombies that violate the laws of physics.

A kid and an old man ride in a shitty French car and almost fuck up a marriage.

parents are dead
>emo teen
strange man breaks in home
I start new life with him
ends when summer comes

>Live in Third World Country
>move to London
>hilarity ensues

dead snow

The matrix was pretty good, not the sequels though

nah mate.

No

Try again

Osufia goes to London, i know this movie because i am African

Imitation Game

> couple of poofters drive to do a show in bumfuck nowhere.

damn son i thought i was on a winner

this is bothering me

I.T

Bunch of societal rejects get angry at an arms company.

No country for old men?

>White trash
>gf preggo
>dump her
>try to be ghetto
>get ass beat
>eventually prove whites are better than every other race at anything we want to do

edward scissorhands

>Be small town girl
>move to big town
>accidentally cause racial tensions
>solve with former criminal to save the day

>be king
>gotta find some gold thingie
>get arrested for killing people

Zootopia.

>be a group of misfit special forces
>get betrayed by billionaire faggot
>steal money from him
>he captures us
>get saved by brown chick
>kill a bunch of people, including our own explosives expert
>billionaire escapes by almost blowing up new mexico
>leave in canary yellow stretch hummer

bring it on 3

>be fag with 3 friends
>beat homeless and rape woman
>karma

8 mile

Yus

2001: a space odyssey.

Clockwork orange

>mom's spaghetti
yep

lassie

a clockwork orange

A San Francisco Banker's brother shows up and gives him a card and weird shit happens to him

Priscilla queen of the desert?

Yeeeeah mate!

>cha
>I am emperor

are you a robot? am i a robot?

>Drive around
>Find girl
>Kill some people
>End up in hospital

>Tries to be """Indie"""
>orange tic tacs
>Minnesota

>be me
>shit load of guns
>giant worms kill people
>I shoot them

The Losers?

can someone solve this really bothering me

Ugh. Juno?

>spaceship crashes
>unleashes horrible abomination
> Hunter arrives
> Abomination infects pregnant natives
> Hunter cleans up
> Hunter dies
> natives bomb the location

tremor

>where's my kid
>I'll fucking rek u m8

>be me
>have dog
>post apocalyptic work
>find girl who leads me to underground society
>society wants me to breed all the women
>feed girl to dog

>i have been shot in both of my knees, the fuck kind of question is "are you okay?"

yus

Yep

Monty Python Quest for the holy grail?

Alien?

Jesus Christ, it's

Alien vs. Predator requiem?

>fml
>spiritual experiment
>hi on lyf
>cock up
>solved
>happy end

Swordfish

your high moments?

yup should've done the fire shitting bird one to make it harder oh well

Back to the Future

>went to jail
>its alright.gif
>fight a lot cause its fun
>get out of jail
>dont like it
>go back to jail

Nope.

Boy and his dog

Chicks killing chicks over shoes.

>where's my kid
>field trip
>fucking this retarded girl
>find him

District 9?

>fucking horrible delusions as I lie dying on a stretcher in nam.

>nigger gets drunk in airplane
>plane crashes

Good job

Léon the Professional

forrest gump
>Sup Forums directors cut

honey i shrek the kids 3

Jacobs ladder

Taken?

attaboy!

That shit movie with denzel in it... flight?

For the record i wouldve fucked her first.

>699272119
yep

>thin guy
>works in a factory
>black guy stares at him