ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can
>be me
>have dog
>named after famous musician
>fucks up a lot
ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can
>be me
>have dog
>named after famous musician
>fucks up a lot
Lord of the Rings?
I am legend
gib soldjer back
Beethoven.
correct
cunt drinks petrol right out of a bottle. I fucken knew it.
Is that a snipe-
I hate myself for knowing it.
> the sheriff is a ni....
Wait, did you say Wesley Snipes-
>wake
>some bullshit
>where the fuck am I and what did I do?
>Why the fuck is it dark?
>Some retards running around dressed in black
saving private Bourne
Dark City bruh
blazing saddles
Harry Potter is redpilled
>man with funny hair
>kills people
nice trips
why are you describing my fever dreams
Yup, good job
nice.
> ctrl + c, ctrl + v. Three month guarantee of freshness per copy.
kek it's Dark City other user got it
Shit, meant "three year."
Suicide squad
>be fag
>make machine
>win war
>become an hero
Fucking immortal Nazi Zombies that violate the laws of physics.
A kid and an old man ride in a shitty French car and almost fuck up a marriage.
parents are dead
>emo teen
strange man breaks in home
I start new life with him
ends when summer comes
>Live in Third World Country
>move to London
>hilarity ensues
dead snow
The matrix was pretty good, not the sequels though
nah mate.
No
Try again
Osufia goes to London, i know this movie because i am African
Imitation Game
> couple of poofters drive to do a show in bumfuck nowhere.
damn son i thought i was on a winner
this is bothering me
I.T
Bunch of societal rejects get angry at an arms company.
No country for old men?
>White trash
>gf preggo
>dump her
>try to be ghetto
>get ass beat
>eventually prove whites are better than every other race at anything we want to do
edward scissorhands
>Be small town girl
>move to big town
>accidentally cause racial tensions
>solve with former criminal to save the day
>be king
>gotta find some gold thingie
>get arrested for killing people
Zootopia.
>be a group of misfit special forces
>get betrayed by billionaire faggot
>steal money from him
>he captures us
>get saved by brown chick
>kill a bunch of people, including our own explosives expert
>billionaire escapes by almost blowing up new mexico
>leave in canary yellow stretch hummer
bring it on 3
>be fag with 3 friends
>beat homeless and rape woman
>karma
8 mile
Yus
2001: a space odyssey.
Clockwork orange
>mom's spaghetti
yep
lassie
a clockwork orange
A San Francisco Banker's brother shows up and gives him a card and weird shit happens to him
Priscilla queen of the desert?
Yeeeeah mate!
>cha
>I am emperor
are you a robot? am i a robot?
>Drive around
>Find girl
>Kill some people
>End up in hospital
>Tries to be """Indie"""
>orange tic tacs
>Minnesota
>be me
>shit load of guns
>giant worms kill people
>I shoot them
The Losers?
can someone solve this really bothering me
Ugh. Juno?
>spaceship crashes
>unleashes horrible abomination
> Hunter arrives
> Abomination infects pregnant natives
> Hunter cleans up
> Hunter dies
> natives bomb the location
tremor
>where's my kid
>I'll fucking rek u m8
>be me
>have dog
>post apocalyptic work
>find girl who leads me to underground society
>society wants me to breed all the women
>feed girl to dog
>i have been shot in both of my knees, the fuck kind of question is "are you okay?"
yus
Yep
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail?
Alien?
Jesus Christ, it's
Alien vs. Predator requiem?
>fml
>spiritual experiment
>hi on lyf
>cock up
>solved
>happy end
Swordfish
your high moments?
yup should've done the fire shitting bird one to make it harder oh well
Back to the Future
>went to jail
>its alright.gif
>fight a lot cause its fun
>get out of jail
>dont like it
>go back to jail
Nope.
Boy and his dog
Chicks killing chicks over shoes.
>where's my kid
>field trip
>fucking this retarded girl
>find him
District 9?
>fucking horrible delusions as I lie dying on a stretcher in nam.
>nigger gets drunk in airplane
>plane crashes
Good job
Léon the Professional
forrest gump
>Sup Forums directors cut
honey i shrek the kids 3
Jacobs ladder
Taken?
attaboy!
That shit movie with denzel in it... flight?
For the record i wouldve fucked her first.
>699272119
yep
>thin guy
>works in a factory
>black guy stares at him