Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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I'm as pathetic as you are, my friend...

Is it a choice ?
How good/bad do you feel about it ?

What have you been doing the past 20 or so years to prevent female lips coming anywhere near yours?

Sup Forums

when was the last time you watched ponies?

It is a choice. But not mine.

The usual stuff. Focused on university, went to reasonable amount of parties, did some sports etc.

Went for a bicycle tour to the countryside last weekend and saw some. Could've just been small horses though.

How?
I'm pathetic and I still managed to get some pussy

you went to uni parties but didnt fuck anyone?
where did you go?

What is your average day, tell us how it goes for both the weekday and the weekend?

What are you doing to keep women away from you? In my 24 yrs of dating I've only been single for just over 2 of those years. I can't get away. They're mostly 5 or 6/10, but too cool to pass up.

>you went to uni parties but didnt fuck anyone?

No. It usually went like this: I came in, drank some reasonable amount of alcohol, chatted up some girls, go rejected or fucked up, got horribly drunk. Good times.

Since I am unemployed at the moment, weekend and weekday are the same. Wake up at 8:00, work out for an hour, write applications, cook, write applications, cook, go running for half an hour, read or drink while listening to shitty sad music, sleep.

M8, op, I'm about to get laid on monday, u in 4 a threesome?

Are you a virgin?

I'm in if you call me daddy while we're at it.

KEK

this thread is giving me depression

Then cheer us up fag.

You are probably going to die alone.
Not sure how you even exist (Darwin theory).

Why should I stop beating up my girl

...

Don't stop

i never understood this, for me it seems harder to keep virginity in our current society then actually getting rid of it

OP here. I disagree. If you want to lose your virginity, you have to actively work for it. It's not that normal people are offered sex out of the blue.

> Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

Should I make myself pancakes or waffles?

Do you have a waffle iron?

youtube.com/watch?v=4ipkBEA3uMw

do you get paid to start these threads?

>25
>solid 6.5/10
>i know how to dress and i'm eloquent
>not virgin but never had a serious girlfriend
>there are 2 types of girls in my country
>the educated and sophisticated girls who reject you if you earn less than them
>the chav girls that you have to compete with muslim thugs and chavs for
>tfw i can't attract either of them because i don't earn shit as a paramedic and i'm not a thug

yeah...somewhere

kek'd

OP here. If you say something like this

>there are 2 types of girls in my country

you have already lost.

Find it, make waffles

But seriously, what's the difference between a pony and a small horse? The brownies oughta know.

who taught you how to use the internet, you mongoloid?

Something something clop clop

Caretaker. Obviously.

country?

Favorite vidya?

Europa Universalis IV

Are you a wizard yet?

metropolitan Germany

Maybe if i moved to the countryside i could find a cute peasant girlfriend but i'm probably not white enough for that.

I am. Fear my wrath yaddayaddayadda.

my nigga

Yeah.

Did your rope break or something?

Are you implying that I am fat?

You need to make friends with some woman OP. A party is the best place to do it

Ironically, most of the friends I had in university were female. Mostly due to the fact that I was in a very female heavy university program.

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How many women have you tried to get?

Maybe a hundred in my life.

lol, women are not normal people?

What motivated you to start this thread?

Okay. Let's replace normal people by normal men.

Boredom mostly.

Were you basically just a dickless wuss like hollywood teaches you to be or did you try getting girls being a total asshole?

28 and getting there.

I don't even look that bad, I just don't give a shit anymore at this point.

I'm both a dickies wuss and an asshole based on blood alcohol concentration.

Don't look that bad either.

When did you stop thinking you were going to lose it

With about 25.

I'm turning 29 soon...
a virgin
30 year old virgin makes me want to die
I looked into something called daygame
I only have one experience of engaging a perfect 10 and getting her super excited about me
I ended up leaving because i was too stupid to figure out that there was no bf
(b4 she got interested she said she was waitin for her bf)
it was an amazing feeling
"this is happening to me"
"she is responding to me like this"
It felt like i was back in Champs-Élysées in that moment
then she noticed me inside this kiosk like months after that...
she waited there for maybe 5 mins for me to get out (I had to wait there for 5 mins, cos getting my passport)
when I finally came out I saw her at the door
she comes off phone (fake phone conversation) and looks at me slyly
didn't recognize her immediately
because no make up (typical4scandinavians)
didn't approach her because her legs had got fat
only realized it was that girl like hrs later
nonetheless, that one experience
of her being excited
keeps me going out there almost every day lookin for grills...

OP here. Lower your standards.

or actually, I approached a gorgeous Aussie dancer in a hostel in BRC and she was excited about me, we were sitting on her bed, but it was not "super excitedness"... I was using old school game on her "I'm doing lights in a puppet theater" "is that your calling?" ... "dancer" "like some kind of folk dancing?"

Stay that way bro I was never depressed until I had sex and loved woman who eventually dissapointed me

what's the fucking point of it if she doesn't affect me?

I am depressed because I do not have sex or human affection or shit. Chest la vie.

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Well, it is your choice though, anyone can sell their virginity to a hooker and be done with it.

And this is why you're still a virgin.

So, not funny?

they're talking about MLP you newfag

I aware of that. But when people talk about MLP, what do you do? You derail the fucking autists.

What is your education? to go to college? If so what is your major?

wow thats the most autistic shit I have ever read...

lol thx faggot

PhD in molecular biology. So university for ten years. Now unemployed.

what advice would you give a stranger in your situation?

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Get out, talk to people. Helps most people in my situation.

34 kissless virgin here

Im not shy, have a good job, friends, shitload of drugs, dress nicely

Im just butt ugly

you were doing what? maybe you are still a virgin because you think that this pick up shit works with women

describe yourself

I didn't ask what advice would help most people, I asked what advice you would give someone in YOUR situation... come on, you know where this is going

If I know what would help in my situation, I wouldn't be in my situation.

got some money left? travel alone, europe or something, for a few weeks

>travel alone

too shy to talk to people

I am in Europe. And I did travel alone. US and China/Japan.

you do the traveling during the day and here you don't have to talk to anyone. In the evenings, you go out and get drunk. Repeat this a few times and you will find people to talk to. Eventually, you will get laid

> . Wake up at 8:00, work out for an hour, write applications, cook, write applications, cook, go running for half an hour, read or drink while listening to shitty sad music, sleep.

What do you write? What language etc?

this.
women suck if I wasn't socially pressured to not be a recluse I would just stay inside and jerk off all the time instead of trying to get girls

I think its not only social pressure but also some evolutional desire within you. I like to stick to my own too very often but sometimes it feels like shit when everybody else hangs out with someone and you are all alone...

In this case, I am talking about job applications. I can do some scripting in python though. Mainly genomic data analysis and machine learning.

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lost my virginity few days ago.
I went to amsterdam.
i fucked with 2 hookers. Ita was nice, but iexpected more. Hand feels better than hookers pussy. in the other hand blowjob was like heaven

pedo

that was some shit I did back in 08,
a long time ago...

Lost it last night to a 7/10 latina. I kept getting soft and it was sorta embarassing.

it was pretty stupid
but my main mistake was not doing shit
just waiting for her to touch her hair 6 times or some other retarded shit like that

God