Let's start a religion Sup Forums... What are our beliefs?

Let's start a religion Sup Forums... What are our beliefs?

Women are subservient to men

God is made of soup

I'm already in

homosexuality is a mental illness.

The god of keks

Muh, muh chains are broken

Niggers are known as rabid beasts and should be put down immediately

as well as transsexuality

Unquestionably obedient satisfy, in an captivating and engaging at work oopisane broadcast

HAVE SSEZ WIGH PIGFS

moot is our prophet

I concur sir

FROM this post on dubs speak the truth of our beliefs

And Gender identity as well. Only two Genders are recognized for membership in this religion.

This and nice trips Check'd

Rape is only k if she gives consent to a rape fantasy

we worship cactus

The only thing that goes in her pooper is a sharpie

I say rape is just ok

pear god.

Rape is debatable

Or a fist.

All women adhere to tits or gtfo

>poop puncher
Ew

Mein kampf is our bible.

Money becomes no object. We lose all greed and become a group who just does things for each other without monetary gain.

Fuck you heretic faggot.

Hitler did nothing wrong

Reroll for this

Anyone who hasn't had sex by the time they are 30 gets inducted into an order of monks. There responsibilities include browsing threads all day for herasy and delivering punishment to nonbelievers. We'll call them the mods.

Then how do I get prostitute?

Why would you support this? This is someone else's ideals already made. We are here to produce our own. Have some originality faggot

People with over a certain level of skin melanin richness shall be hanged by the neck until dead, preferably from a tree.

Our bible is whatever we like to read

You don't need to hire one user.

This already happens

420 yolo swag for harambe jesus

Barter or just find someone who enjoys sex and is openly advertising their looseness

How's those nigger dicks treating your ass lately.

> we

Sounds like you're mad that someone called your silly book silly lol

Singles enemy's
Dubs beliver
Trips strong beliver
Quads priest teacher
Quints prophet
Anything above quints is a god

>Sounds like you're mad that someone called your silly book silly lol
>your silly book
Kek

If we're rolling with the subservient females, I say we make males the only gender, females are subhuman, and aren't considered a gender, just property.

RNG

suck shit bitch

agree, agree, agree

You won't have to worry about that, all women exist to serve men. You just pick any one of em and fuck away, any time, any place.

Or we could just put them back in the fields, kek.

Everyone lives underground in their basements and you have to wear a fedora to church

You have to fuck around with religious hotline's *cough* Buddhism hotline

Then we make it an established office.

Thinking about it, this pretty much sums up the life about just any monks in any religion. Is there some way we could step it up?

I'm definitely for the tree idea still, but you sir are onto something

SO EDGY

When we boam a building we shout "SAGE GOES ON ALL FIELDS" also we have our own English slang

We need a team hat, like the jews or the muslims

roll

this has to be a page in the holy book

I second this

Starting today, our religion, hence known as Fourchanism, will start it's own calendar.
Exactly 420 years from now, on this day, our lord and saviour, Harambe, will come down from the zoo and smite all non believers.
Also moot is prophet.
Also weed=holy water
Check em