/rio/ - Day 1 Thread

First full day of competition!

Highlighted Events (all times ET):
8:00 AM: Archery - Men's team round of 16
8:30 AM: Cycling - Men's road race (MEDAL EVENT)
8:30 AM: Women's Volleyball - Japan v. South Korea
9:20 AM: Men's Water Polo - USA v. Croatia
9:30 AM: Shooting - Women's 10m air rifle (MEDAL EVENT)
10:00 AM: Rugby - 6 Matches
10:30 AM: Women's Handball - Netherlands v. France
10:30 AM: Women's Volleyball - China v. Netherlands
12:00 PM: Swimming - Heats, 6 disciplines
12:30 PM: Men's Field Hockey - Australia v. New Zealand
1:00 PM: Archery - Men's team (MEDAL EVENT)
1:30 PM: Table Tennis - Men's & Women's singles
2:30 PM: Judo - Women's 48kg & Men's 60kg (MEDAL EVENT)
2:30 PM: Shooting - Men's 10m air pistol (MEDAL EVENT)
3:00 PM: Fencing - Women's individual epee (MEDAL EVENT)
4:00 PM: Women's Soccer - USA v. France
4:00 PM: Women's Volleyball - USA v. Puerto Rico
5:45 PM: Women's Tennis - V. Williams v. Flipkens
6:00 PM: Weightlifting - Women's 48kg (MEDAL EVENT)
6:00 PM: Men's Basketball - China v. USA
8:50 PM: Women's Handball - Sweden v. Argentina
9:00 PM: Women's Soccer - Brazil v. Sweden
9:00 PM: Swimming - 5 disciplines (MEDAL EVENT)
11:00 PM: Women's Beach Volleyball - USA v. Australia

Other urls found in this thread:

pdf.tvspielfilm.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2016/04/Olympia-komplett.pdf
theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2016/aug/05/rio-olympics-2016-full-events-schedule
youtube.com/watch?v=PV-Yp40xkvU
twitter.com/tom_dumoulin/status/757878862705483776
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Keen for some juicy memes from that US AUS Volleyball game

I'm looking forward to that one, too. See you there, Ausfriend.

>Volleyball
wew

also USA Basketball will be worth watching to see how they play together. Unless Team USA fucks up, they have gold. At their best, no one will ever come close.

>8:30 AM: Women's Volleyball - Japan v. South Korea

Oh. Oh god. I should start edging now.

dumb weeb

Don't judge my yellow fever, user.

Please keep the thread bumped while I'm asleep, lads. :)

FUCK korea

JAPAN WILL WIN

Why is Olympic Punch (boxing) not one of the highlighted sports?

My waifu from London 2012 will be there!

Anything on at the moment?

Not for another 3 hours.

Do you have a full schedule for all events with time? Can only find one with dates

So Archery in one hour, is that right? I will try to watch as many events as possible

here, but is in german.

pdf.tvspielfilm.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2016/04/Olympia-komplett.pdf

I found one in English. Here you go guys

theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2016/aug/05/rio-olympics-2016-full-events-schedule

i believe in the sex

>no gymnastics
I could not give less of a fuck. Let me know when the real olympics start.

>11:00 PM: Women's Beach Volleyball - USA v. Australia
Ty for the bedtime fap NBC

Man the olympics needs to cut a lot of these """"sports""'''.
Why are horse events even at the olympics? IM A OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BECAUSE I TAUGHT MY HORSE TO DANCE! Fuck all the way off

because horses are fucking sexy

> IM A OLYMPIC MEDALIST BECAUSE I WARMED THE BENCH WHILE 11 OF MY BUTT BUDDIES PUSHED A BALL INSIDE A NET !
Yep, sounds much better.

tsuuuu

All sports that involve modes of transportation should fuck off but then brits wouldn't win anything

this Syrian refugee swimmer is qt as fuck

Does she need a place to stay after the olympics?

just type "rio" in google then view full schedule and you'll get events with local times

>tfw Pacific Time Zone Prime-Time coverage is tape-delayed

What's this 18 year old females name?

>18 year old
Funny how syrian males lies on their age to appear younger

And females do the opposite.

French commentators are constantly complaining about filming directions. They are just laughing now because it's so incredibly bad.

This is day one.

>watching repeats of opening ceremony
>missed Finland because browsing Sup Forums
FUCK YOU

Athletics are not a sport.

also bitching about american television buying the prime time slot and fucking usover

>>watching repeats of opening ceremony
Which nation do you think got the [spoiler] best cunnies [/spoiler] during the parade ?

What sports are you interested in watching?

>ping pong
>hand ball
>rugby sevens
>water polo
>boxing

I now here is a fucking shithole, but is not huezil fault, filming directions is done by IOC. Past Olympics had same problem.

just watched the Beijing opening ceremony again lads, who's ever going to top that desu be honest

>gymnastics
>tennis
Literally it, t b h. I will probably watch as many events as I can, but I'll be feigning interest.

> judo
> natation
> fencing
> athletism
> rowing
> shooting
> handball
> boxing

France 2024 with a medieval fest

Japan, when they recreate Third Impact.

Cycling
Cycling
Cycling
Cycling
And Cycling. Fuck the rest of the meme sports.

Japan will have giant robots battling

Can't wait for my waifu.

>Jungfleisch

based name

>Women's Volleyball - Japan v. South Korea

Any qts? Or should I watch the cycling medal event?

HYPE!

Archery is fucking great

>Youngflesh
wew

lol Jungle Flesh

>8:30 AM: Women's Volleyball - Japan v. South Korea

Battle of the Waifus

Fucking foxtel is not showing the olympics.

Athletics is the only sport which counts. Specifically, the Decathlon is the king of all sports

>sleep through the opening ceremony
>Swedish flag bearer wore a veil

How much did you roast us Sup Forums?

There's nothing to watch !

Lots of Asian qts in this game.

...

Waiting for our qt Katrina Johnson Thompson desu

>WAKE UP
>Nothing on

Is this the worst Olympics ever?

>Jungfleisch
>is not young
>is only part-flesh
dishonest t b h baka

I only watch Swimming. The rest are meh.

youtube.com/watch?v=PV-Yp40xkvU

woof

cycling and throwing numbers

Can you imagine what it was like for her while she was fleeing? Wearing the same panty for weeks straight. Her ass stains must've been magnificent.

...

The timezone is fucked. I miss the London Olympics. Sports all day long.

>Women's Beach Volleyball
>11PM

Disappoint

MOLLEMA
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is Dumoulin even there?

I didn't make it to Sweden, consider yourself greentexted.

Why aren't the portugese paying reparations to brazil for slavery?

He broke his wrist in the tour. Not sure if he's competing.

more of a poels man myself

STREAMS?

You've all got it wrong. There can be only one.

Now.
We.
>NIBBLE!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

twitter.com/tom_dumoulin/status/757878862705483776

He is!

br? br?

Get out of here AusWORM you don't belong

based tornado tom

AM ACTUALLY A LEAF LIVING IN AUSTRALIA, GIB MI PLS

I would also appreciate a stream for literally any of the events.

>leave gold medal to me

>ET
What kind of weird time zone is that?

You are wrong.

>1 (one) Olympics thread on the front page

Ah yes the "greatest show on earth", very impressive

>American problems

it hasn't started yet you stupid piece of shit

>expecting me to submit to NBC

Imagine being fat and getting a commercial break during the 100m final

hey /tdf/, we're having our own secret thread, right?

1. Martin
2. Valverde
3. Cummings

With or without that spanish reporter?

Yes please!
I need a running Froome on the Olympics.

Disgusting.

leave the gold medal to me

she only posts in secret /tdf/ threads

The one with insignificant cities such as New York and Washington, D.C.

Put your money where your mouth is. Dumoulin is 33/1

I have Martin @ 16/1

>neither the host nation time zone nor the international standard for time zones
It's clearly irrelevant

Riding a bike isn't a sport.