Olympic Handegg

Why can't the Olympics have handegg, Sup Forums?

Is it because the US would shit all over every team there?

No one cares about it

well they currently do that at basketball so you don't need another sport to do that

there are no other teams for you to play.

OP is a faggot

2016 Rio Olympic Football team:

>QB: Cam Newton
>RB: Adrian Petersen
>WR: Odell Beckham Jr, Antonio Brown, Julio Jones, Larry Fitzgerald
>TE: Gronk, Greg Olsen
>O-line: Joe Thomas, Richie Incognito, Nick Mangold, Josh Sitton, Kyle Long

>DE: JJ Watt, Khalil Mack
>DT: Aaron Donald, Geno Atkins
>OLB: Von Miller, Elvis Dumervil
>MLB: Luke Keuchly, Clay Matthews III
>S: Eric Berry, Kam Chancellor
>CB: Darelle Revis, Patrick Peterson

No one cares about it

>>QB: Cam Newton

>not tom brady, or aaron rodgers

>Clay Matthews III
>III
literally why

Obviously. No one else even has official teams, at least have basketball teams for you to beat

Because it only has an established league in your country. It's like that one sport that kid next door plays with his pet tiger and makes up the rules as it goes.

Plus, once you take out the commercials and cheerleaders... what do you have?

it's not a sport

>malaysia

>Plus, once you take out the commercials and cheerleaders... what do you have?

Burly men molesting each other over a goddamn ball?

Because there are two other Clay Matthews, both of whom played in the NFL.

Not more than 10 professional leagues around the world, and 9 of them are like part-time jobs most likely.
Not enough countries for men. Literally no countries for women.
Matches need to be held in a couple of days, Rugby needed to reduce to seven to participate.
95% of the World Population don't give a fuck about it.

this

Yeah it wouldnt be fair at all. Also our team would have to be college kids, still would dominate though.

While those two are far better all around I think the smart choice would be to pick a a qb that would just take off, it would be 2 much.

If it did get to the Olympics it would fall under the same rules as real football and you would only be allowed 3-5 paid professionals the rest wouod have to be amatuers or non-paid players

then why does equestrian exist? Few countiries do that and it only applies to the rich

it's because literally nobody outside of america plays it?

Imagine the Olympic team sizes

>Scam Newton
>picking a choker
It would have to be Tom Brady

Because nobody cares about handegg. Its not a sport, its a cultural ritual in the US. Think of handegg like burgers or obesity.

cultural ritual is a good way to describe any sport. thousands of people flocking to the same place to witness the sacrament.

Not a problem. Even our best team of amateurs, from College Football D1, would booty blast everyone else.

>handegg without ads every 5 minutes
is it really handegg then

because burgerball is a dumbed down version of rugby made to be TV entertainment for the lowest common denominator
nobody is interested in watching fat nignogs running into each other

>Burly men molesting each other over a goddamn ball?

Speaking of....tomorrow the USA will probably get smashed by Fiji in the Olympic Rugby Sevens event

if anything it's a more complex version of rugby, to the point where it's not rugby at all, except for the shape of the ball.

>more complex
Not really no
>little to no rules for impacts
>turns the game into marking other players to prevent movement

there is no point in holding a world tournament to determine who has the best handegg team. it is already known. it is the same reason WWIII hasn't happened yet

it's 22 guys all performing a different task. thousands of different plays. in some cases moving one player to a different position would be like putting them on an alien planet.

Because 90% of world don't give a shit about handegg