Knock on door

>knock on door
>see this
>wat do?

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Open the door ask them to come in, offer a coffee and ask whats up

open door

Ask them what the fuck they're doing in the UK.

Suck both their cock while castiel smacks my ass with his wings

Wonder why I should care about these two people acting way beyond their jurisdiction. I might ask them through the window what are they doing outside of the USA flashing their badges.

Invite to watch hardcore child porn

Same
Captcha

Why hello inspector daddy
Would you require a ball drain?

YES?!


Squee!

I would then let them fuck me until the cum ran out

this

Put down the remote and answer door

Wonder why the cast of Supernatural is at my door.

They found out that I knew Columbine was an inside job!

Turn 360 degrees and run

Why would I know on the door

I've had detectives come to my house

What did they detect

Que pedo guero loco. why are you here in Mexico?

I was a suspect in a homicide out of like 15 other guys, I took mouth swab dna test and was cleared, not gonna lie was nervy as fuck when I saw them tho I did nothing illegal in ages

Did they fuck you in the mouth at all?

I would love Sam and Dean to destroy my throat all day

Hide the multiple trash bags filled with toothless and fingerless bodies under the floorboards

I dinndu nuffin

FBI? What are you doing here in the UK?

>FBI:
No sé pinche puto xD. Gimme your tacos

Its fucking time

I would tell them to fuck off they have no jurisdiction here. If they try to come in i shoot them.

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Found the reformed nigger.

Start setting my house on fire

Never cooperate, even if you think it will exonerate you. I knew a guy that cooperated with police in a rape/murder investigation. All DNA/Blood evidence was conveniently "lost" and they went to trial. The news dragged his name through the mud. He barely got off. IT only took weeks for police to catch the nig-nog that did it, he matched the DNA found at the scene.

Think about that. The DNA evidence proved his innocence so the prosecutor trashed it and went ahead with the trial.

I'm white essay

I'm in the UK, you have no jurisdiction here Americucks

Ask why their badges are thumbnails

>Inb4 le retard you just go foward xddddddddd

>white essay
my sides

Shoot at the door and kill myself because they probably know about my plans to completely obliterate my school this coming october, I'm only saying this cause you fags will probably forget

Tell them to get the fuck out of here and to not speak to me, but speak to my lawyer instead.

>Happy Halloween!
>oh, what wonderful costumes!
>But you see, this is Canada, we don't have FBI!

bait much?

Hunting demons obviously... are u guys all like 12 and don't know sam and dean?

>Open letter box
>stick ass to letterbox
>shit out letter box as hard as can
>spray shoes and pants with diarrhea

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I don't respond to knocks anyways?
Unless they use the phone I won't know they are there for hours.

Hot as fuck
got a steam?

top milkdude

Shoo

Welcome them in and take a seat while I tell my CIA buddies to join the party as well.

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