Best way to clean cum off of a wall...

Best way to clean cum off of a wall? I've been shooting loads for about a year in the same place and now it has a brownish wax at the bottom. pls help. Will post pics if needed

if you find it please tell me, i dont want to paint my wall

please post pics because I don't believe you

what the actual fuck, like you never bothered to clean that shit righr after you shot your load, like wtf man

Definately need pics of this shit

Yea, pics for proof.

And use sugar soap to clean stuff off walls without damaging the paint/paper.

Gunna need pictures of that you troglodyte...

Your mom is going to be pissed when she sees what you've done to her basement

i used to jizz right into a trash can when i was like 12 and miss a lot and didnt realize for way too long

just use lysol wipes. a lot of them. and some elbow grease. it's not all that hard

>shooting loads in teh same place

are you seriously cumming on a wall? and not into a napkin, TP, sock, or the toilet? Fucking autistic much?

pics

Mixing bleach and toilet bowl cleaner will do the job

Here's proof trips. (Only paper I could find was that)

you have to lick it user- its a mix of enzymes in your saliva and the texture of your tongue

I'm going to be sick. You're a fat waste of life you dirty faggot. Fuck you.

I stand by my classification of troglodyte

Son?

ayy

well it's not that bad man just like scrub it with soap and it should come off

where in your house is this exactly

water, soap, spongue, fapping arm

why would you blow your load at a wall OP??

Saw that shit op. Shot loads into tissues but missed a lot onto a spot on the wall.
Had to paint that spot but u can peel off that crusty joyevidence after scrubbing really hard with warm water and soap.

Shit is gooey

Looks like a coffee stain, you got a more zoomed out pic?

get a hammer and take that shit down bro

Question: Why up against a wall?

Lol, when I was younger I always came on the heating unit in my room.

>tfw coming home, my mother and cleaning lady are both trying to clean my cum stains from the unit
>it's not working

The way my mother said "it's like wine...or something", I knew she kinda knew what it was. Fucking embarassing. I'll post pics, it MUCH worse than OP

How does it smells?

Jesus, you are gonna have to tear out that wall and carpet

Post a pic of you licking it if dubs

Why do you live like that.

that carpet is a lost cause dude, way to go
the wall will also probably have to be removed

holy shit are those pubes on the wall?!

There was a thread about some faggot who grow fungus on his cumwall

Why don't you just jerk off into tissues like a normal fucking person?

no kidding

not even in a corner, like a civilized human...just...an open fucking wall

what the fuck OP

ugh those grotty pubes encrusted with stale semen. how old are you btw?

Lit it on fire... Shit fucking stinks!

it was his socks

Now eat it

that leaves evidence. evidence that can only be disposed of by leaving the basement to flush it, or eating it

looks like the amber from Jurassic Park

Post pics and become legend.

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Legit hope you hang yourself

the lack of light and the processor installation guide lead me to believe you are shooting your loads on a basement wall

am i right?

holy fuck dude, how do people like you come into existence?

what he sed.

Life....finds a way...

It doesn't look that bad from afar, does it?

you jack against a wall and let it accumulate on the ground

I am disgust

But, but so does jizzing on the wall and baseboards.

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only noticeable after letting it build up for a decade

OP is legit fucked in the head

it looks worse

How are you going to explain this to your parents when they notice the smell coming from their basement?

Omg what an idiot lol. Must be autistic as all hell if you have too. Only cum on thatt one particular wall. Boo hoo I don't know howw to wash a wall. Be for real. Can you even walk and chew gum at the same time lol. Why are some basement dwellers such tards. Just jack off in your mom's or sister's pantiies like a normal tard lol.

"a-user honey... why does our basement smell like...um well you know...boy butter?"

You're a fucking disgusting nigger OP, how old are you?

I'm with you OP, those fuckers are a bitch to clean after all these years

ALL OF MY WHY

What kind of fucking troglodyte does this shit?

is that a heater? lol of all the things

OP Here. A lot of you all are asking about the smell... Well I don't smell it and I guess the people I live with smell the weed over it?

Why the fuck do people like you exist?

Still waiting for those pics

Fuck off faggot.
You drunken stumbled into the wall holding a alcohol/coke drink.

Why you got to pretend for attention user?
If you know that nobody in reality cares what you say, saying the same shit online doesn't change that...

Why the fuck did you cover that weed with decade old crusty jizz, what the fuck.
fucking degenerate

Stop saying that forced word

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Thank God that jizz wasn't used to impregnate a woman. Don't ever even think of breeding you fucking neanderthal.

No carpet crust?
Become an hero OP
That will get you the attention you crave

OP, are you that fucking lazy to go and jerk off in the forest?!
Litteraly no evidence you jerked of, you can cover of the smell of a hand with pine leaves, the cum simply degrades normaly in forest
Fucking retard

>tfw ruine a nice expensive old heater unit because I kept cumming on it for years

This is what it looks like after multiple cleaning attempts. It faces the street, so when I was young I came on it while watching the cars in the street pass by. Good times.

Def not cum

Neantherthals didn't jerk off to a same wall, they either fucked each other or they jerked off in forest

Please be kind enought ro include me in the screencap
>inb4 TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

Kill yourself, just fucking kill yourself carphile

>Nobody has noticed all the pubes fossilized to the wall

IF YOU GUYS CAN KEEP THE THREAD OPEN I CAN PROVE IT'S CUM BY CUMMING ON IT AGAIN. GIVE ME LIKE 5 MINUTES WHILE I GO TO /gif/

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I don't understand? Why cum on a wall?

Mix it with some shatter and smoke it.

no plz

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

STOP CUMMING ON TGE WALL YOU FUCKING RETARD, FUCKING STOP YOU DEGENERATE WALLPHILE

I am proud of you op. I have been doing the same thing for the past 2 years. Only diffrence is i came into a jar.

wow... do the world a favour and just fucking kill yourself.
even on Sup Forums i did not expect such levels of degeneracy.
>"HAI GUISE LEMME PROVE IS CUM, BY CUMMING ON IT AGAIN"
to reiterate, kill yoursellf

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Roll

Just cleaned mines the other day was turning yellow I used a mr clean magic eraser came off like with no problems

Did you overfill the jar already

I could if I closed my eyes and pretended it was Trump's wall.

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roll for proof

No, they smell your abhorrent degeneracy...
No amount of weed will cover the smell of rancid body fluids

But you're a b8fag, so sure thing

>in for pics of OPs fresh cum on the wall

Rollan

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Someone please screencap this thread!

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