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your first mistake is not knowing. second is you're asking us when you could be watching porn. like its educational if you let it be

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I meant to say "eat a grill out"

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Just fucking watch some porn
The basic rule is not to stick the tongue inside the uterus, it serves no purpose

Yeah but are there any tips I should know? Like how deep to stick my tongue or good ways to move it?

OK see i did not know that. Guess I'll go watch porn then

i shove my tongue in my girl as deep as it can go, but i wouldn't dive into that right away. go easy on the clit. if you go too hard on it it will desensitize and she wont feel it as much. pay a lot of attention to the lips and labia.

Hold your breath. Don't stop to sniff that flower until you've already buried your face in it. If it smells and she sees you recoil from it, that's a potential mood-killer. One thing porn typically won't teach you is that not all pussy smells nice.

clean pussy does. honestly OP you might want to arrange for her to shower before you do it. i've been with my girl so many years i dont care too much if she isn't super clean, but for your first time you'd probably want it fresh af

write the alphabet on her clit with your tongue, she'll never leave you

Don't forget anus. She'll be disappointed if you do

-virgin

once heard "go down like a retard on bath salts"
that's actually good advice.

jesusfuckingchrist.jpg, the virginity is strong ITT

Here is what you do, OP:
> make out
> make out some more
> make out
> cuddle
> go back to making out
> a little more, please
> move your head down towards and just slightly beyond her belly button
> "hey, [insert silly pet name for your gf]
> "tell me what feels good, OK
trust me, she'll get the idea of what you want to do
> and then fucking do whatever she tells you

Don't hammer on the clit, just tease the areas around it and "accidentally" touch it every now and then.

Keep a flat tongue, suck on the lips and clit occasionally but not too hard. Watch how she reacts to certain movements, if she likes a certain one, do it more but tease her. You should be able to make her cum every time once you figure out what she likes.

actually not girls are into that.

What the fuck
He is asking specifically about eating her out, not the steps to take to start the process
Fucking kys

Cut the grill to pieces and chew. Make sure there's no charcoal left

Don't do it, finger her while making out, rubbing her clit and all that.
Don't go down on her unless you're 69'ing,

Sneak down and lick her asshole occasionally too. Girls don't think they like it until it happens.

Yes we are

Its all depand if your girlfriend haz pussy or feminine dick.

and i fucking answered that question, virgin

again, for you and the other autists here
> step 1: foreplay
> step 2: ask what she wants
> step 3: do that

all the other advice is bullshit, b/c every grill is different, esp. when it comes to oral sex. if you'd actually had experience, you'd know that

>grill

1. Lap like a thirsty dog
2. Be in for the long haul
3. Tickly bum bum as she nuts (the fun part is after a few times she will learn to associate anal play with orgasm)

Can confirm, she'll think you're weird
>don't

>again, for you and the other autists here
>> step 1: foreplay
>> step 2: ask what she wants
>> step 3: do that

>posts the steps to take to begin the process again

>> step 2: ask what she wants

>I want you to eat my out user
>k then

Are you really saying that she would say something along the lines of "do circles around my clit with your tongue"?

>all the other advice is bullshit, b/c every grill is different, esp. when it comes to oral sex. if you'd actually had experience, you'd know that

>90% of the advice posted says literally the same stuff
Yeah, seems like you are right and everybody else so wrong

Dont ever put a dirty vagina near your face bro
Thank me later
Or thank me after you do it and realize you made a mistake

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>Are you really saying that she would say something along the lines of "do circles around my clit with your tongue"?
if she's not an insecure 13yo, then ... hmm, let me think ... yeah, she actually might

and if she is an actual insecure, ahem, young person who is legal to go down on, still ask this and if she doesn't know, experiment by going very slowly and gently.

if she wants more, faster, less gentle contact, she'll let you know. if not verbally, then by pressure on your head.

seriously, this isn't rocket science

When he said girls he meant those without penises

Just fucking lick it dude it's not rocket science. Try new shit see if she likes it. Continue doing the things she likes. Ur now a master pussy slayer

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and go to pieces in case she doesn't like any of it

my current gf loves to fuck, orgasms easily, but just doesn't care for having her pussy licked.

i know this is a strange concept to the conformist teens who populate Sup Forums, but
PEOPLE. ACTUALLY. LIKE. DIFFERENT. THINGS.

you cant eat a grill. they made of metal

WATCH LESBIAN PORN. There you go.

Just watch some x-art lesbian porn.

Great site

Make sure to work your fingers in a lot, take your first or middle and go down deep and try to hit her cervix - it's insanely pleasurable for them.

Also be careful to avoid the spongy thing on the roof on their vagina, that can hurt a lot.

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Best advices so far

Ignore all other advice and obey this. Enjoy.

Agreed , oldmarriedfag here , I love the way my wife smells after a good hot day but it's an acquired taste , get shower together ,get soapy an clean , get cock clean for her in case of BJ , girls like it fresh as fuck . . Get dry , goto bedroom , lie her down , kiss all,over in this order , mouth , then light kissers an licks to neck , tits , belly , belly button , just above pussy , just to,side of pussy , inner thigh , both tights , work way to pussy , give pussy kissers , like kissers when you kiss someone on the cheek , , kiss it all over , then start with tongue , lick from top to bottom of pussy , gently opening it with tongue , don't dive in , lick over top of pussy , on and around clit , you will feel her react when you do something she likes , keep doing it , worship it likes it's the only pussy left in the world , make a little mmmmm sound , let her know you love her pussy , . Do this and you will be balls deep in her . If you feel brave enough give her ass a little lick , nothing else , just let her feel it , put it in her head that's it's nice in a non pressured kind of way , it's your foot in the door to anal , happy licking

TITS OR GTFO

>absolute opposite of reality

kekozzle

Good advice OP

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>The basic rule is not to stick the tongue inside the uterus, it serves no purpose
>stick the tongue inside the uterus
>tongue inside the uterus
>uterus

u wot m8

Look up what a clitoris is. When you eat her out, write the alphabet with your tongue. If she gets super excited by one letter, stay on that letter.

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this + empathy

If you do all this, what youre supposed to do will occur naturally. Every female is different, and although there are basic tips for every girl, theyre shit, and its better to customize your behavior to the individual.

just lick all you can lick, include your fingers by rubbing and finger banging, and move your tongue around a lot

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women who dont let you know what pleases them are easily the most annoying fucks, especially if they shit on you for not pleasing them enough.

If she doesn't want it - she won't like it. This is not always true of sex - but I've found it is always true of eating. She has to be in the mood. She also has to feel clean, like just out of the shower clean. (Assuming a White chick here.) Otherwise she won't wont it. Also remember that some clits are sensitive in a good way - and you can tongue them. Other chicks... their clit cannot handle direct contact because it is too sensitive. In that case, just go round it.

I've never met a chick that likes having a tongue snake her hole. Most prefer kisses, and and face grinding (be careful of the clit).

This is what you do OP. You get down there, start with light kisses, then build up to an earth shattering scream. I mean yell into that pussy loud. Like you're giving a speech in Germany circa 1933. Then finish her off by playfully blowing raspberries into her clit.

You've never even seen a vaginal have you?

Meant it like this I'm unsure about the names in english

>discuss anal licking
Just do it you fucking faggot

Oh my god the advice on here....

"Watch porn"

"Tell her to shower first"

Why are you people giving advice when you're so obviously clueless?

>coming to a thread full of virgins for advice in this matter
>wotm8.jpg

This is the guide you're looking for.

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that was good advise. many people dont know the importance of kissing before every thing else. do not watch porn that is bad advise. look up pictures of where the clitoris is that is your best friend and gets most or all of your attention. if she is a real bonified virgin and has her hymen in tact dont finger. if she isnt that much of a virgin watch some videos on where the g spot is and how to excite it. hold off on fingering untill her toes curl from pusssy eating. alright got all that. go study up and head down town.

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