Come up with a plot for a LOTR spinoff. Must make lots of money

Come up with a plot for a LOTR spinoff. Must make lots of money.

>strong women, numales and minorities living in a progressive and inclusive medieval European-based city fight a scourge of cis trolls trying to revert the world to the something only known as "the golden era"

iFaggot hangs himself and family claims WB and the rings-movies caused it. Should make mad dosh in court

post her sweety sex feet and powerful arms.

all female reboot

Gandalf and Aragorn spent decades wandering the Wilds helping people with their shit. easily get a few movies out of that.

sounds more like a tv series sandwiched between hercules and Xena

when Gandalf left Frodo to read up about the Ring it took him 17 years to get back. 17 fucking years. I want this in a movie. or at least explained.

you watch a worthless midget destroy an amazingly powerful ring you cant use or see the effects of.

there are thousands of kate posters

Buddy cop fantasy with Gimli and Legolas

Something about Scatha the dragon, how she was killed by the humans and the dispute between dwarves and humans regarding the treasure

Silmarillion.
the way to make money is promise Hackson won't be involved done deal niggerinos

>Master Frodo and Samwise the Servant : The Forbidden Loive

Kate gets trapped on an island with a young boy. She tries to resist her urges by working out but eventually succumbs to her desires and ''rapes'' the kid with her powerful sex arms.

>Another movie with Gandalf

Nigga, McKellen is gonna be dead in like three years max.

Aragorn: Origins

Silmarillion. You can get a dozen movies out of that shit.

"Middle Earth: War Under The Mountain"
>Story of the Seven rings of Power given to the Dwarf Kings and how they built their empires using their new found immorality
>Balrogs, Goblins, Orcs, Dragons, Crazy shit deep in the Earth

E-Z

Escapees from the eastern unmapped lands try to make their way to gondor , to escape saurons rule

they all die

If it's cast with all cuties I'd be down.

the scene is the pavement for it. Aragorn and Legolas fight epic CGI worgen and orcs around some place like Angmar or wherever, for 3 hours, and become BFFs in the process.

Hobbits being Hobbits in the Shire for 3 hours.

Eating, drinking, smoking, sleeping and farming/gardening for 3 hours.

Would be top-tier comfy.

I would watch that. It doesn't sound worse than the Hobbit trilogy.

holy shit that sameface

war bats

Arnor's decline, fracture into three kingdoms and the war with Angmar. It would be the tits.

givebackmyfuckingsilmarils.jpg

Orc Restaurant

And dancing!

>tfw posts like these are Hollywood anons trying to steal new ideas

post more Lilly's ffs.

A strong elf woman who needs no man (and in fact is not a man) amasses an army to fight back an ancient evil that has awakened (a white man seeking power) and her love interest is Elba who was a Prince from across the ocean

w-will they help me find a gf?

elf porn

"The Silmarillion"

Dagor Dagorath.

was that character even in the fucking book? only thing I know about the hobbit was the rankin-bass cartoon movie, which was better than this shit trilogy.

Legolas and Gimili traveling middle earth getting in hijinks similar to that of time warp or whatever

they fuck.
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Legolas small people are too fun to dig out

The trials and tribulations of running a tavern at the crossroads between major cities.

Something that has to do with the people of the first age that are mistaken for gods in the third age

Eagle Adventure
What the Eagles were doing that whole time and why they couldn't make it to Mordor till the end

>standing next to Aragorn: nobody see's you
>standing next to Gandalf: nobody see's either of you

A hobbit from the See-Eye-Aye faction of hobbits teams up with a motley crew of middle earthers to seek out and destroy the master plan of the Masked Orc, Bayne.

What about a sequel trilogy to lotr? How would it be like?

every morning i wake up and realise i will never live in the shire

and every morning i shed a tear

it's called The Silmarillion

daenarys swoops in on drogon's back and bitch slaps elf girl which begins an epic battle of the mary sues

legolas and jorah are masturbating in the background while they fight

Shelf: Grill of Power

>spoiler
Wrong, the correct way is to give it to Jackson but give him four years to prepare.

What happened to her after the Hobbit trilogy desu? Did she kill herself because she couldn't ride the dwarf cock?

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