Trucker fag here. What are your thoughts on truckers, Sup Forums?

Trucker fag here. What are your thoughts on truckers, Sup Forums?

Stop driving so fucking slow

We would if our speed limit was the same as yours, fucking nigger

Your kind have the potential to piss me off to no end.
>two lane road
>two truckers going exactly the speed limit, one following the other
>the second truck decides to pass the first truck
>goes 1m/hr faster than the other truck
>after 7 fucking minutes of holding up traffic, trucker 2 finally passes trucker 1
>rinse and repeat

TRUCKERS ARE THE BLOOD IN THE VEINS OF AMERICA

That shit pisses us off too... I normally don't pass unless I know I can go 5+ mph that the other truck for that reason

sweet kwhopper fam
i got my cdl in 1995
hazmat was 6 pages in the book, now cuz mudslime/911 its fingerprints and a butload of work to get an extra couple bucks a mile
thats why i go doubles triples now
thanks wallmart shoppers!

how much meth are you on right now?

W9 or 660?

Quit hoggin the road. I just wanna get to work on time

serial rapists and murderers

how to you go to the toilet?

I fucking hate you niggers. I live in Windsor Ontario, aka the busiest border between Canada and the US. You dumb niggers constantly stop in the middle of an intersection because you don't know that when there's traffic ahead of you at a stand still you don't wait in the middle of a fucking intersection for it to move up, you wait at the light. Hopefully you faggots get taken out by a train some day because for some dumb ass reason you idiots like to park on train tracks at red lights too.
>Tldr truckers are worse than Hitler

how much is a lot lizard?

got any good greentexts to share?

i dont hold prejudice i dont believe in stereo types therefore no thoughts on truckers.

>>Tldr truckers are worse than Hitler
but Hitler was a pretty cool guy...

do you always go sleep when tired, or do you risk sometimes and place time above safety and drive while fighting off the urge to sleep?

I hate that fucking shit

and have you ever fallen asleep driving?

Would you recommend hazmat over refrigerated?? That's what I'm currently working with

No meth. But I have injected a mariguanas once

T600

I was wondering the same thing. What I saw of it reminded me of my dad's semi.

same,?

How can i get a cdl without paying out the ass for it?

What's your 20 bruh?

>fellow trucker fag reporting in

Low lives, no education
Intercourse with highway crackheads

>Mandoorhandhookcardoor

hows life as a pedo?

Haha get got

Like most people I have never really thought about truckers

One of the many clods that let the gods enjoy life

I-5 California northbound. About to go up the grapevine hill

How do you pick the best Truck Stop Prostitute? can anyone pick up lot lizard? ie non-trucker?

if you want to study a book as if it was the SAT and in my case go to another state to get fingerprinted every 2 years, plus renew every 2 years go ahead

every new trucker has the idea that hazmatt is gonna be some cool as mad max style trucking job bringing plutonium to some secrete nsa base, when in reality hauling litterall shit is considered hazmatt

hazmatt liquid is pretty ok pay
liquid nitrogen to hospitals is my fav. hot nurses asking for your autograph

Nice, you do a lot of otr or local?

Have you ever fucked a pringles can filled with ground beef? I heard you guys do this a lot...

Im a trucker myself, though I have been local for the last 6 years.Spent about 4 over the road then got on a LTL carrier pulling double 53s and triples out in Kansas. I miss being over the road once in a while but dont think I could go back out there now, too much bullshit nowdays.

when did you last murder a prostitute?

Comfy

I've honestly never hired one. Got a wide at home and I prefer waiting for some clean pussy over a used up one. And she goes trips with me every now and then and gives me handjobs while I'm driving. Best shit ever

i like truckers.

Started local, but now I'm usually up to Oregon and/or Washington and then back down. What about you?? 20??

Damn, if that's a lot lizard, that's one of the nicest I've seen

This is really the only thing that pisses me off when it comes to truckers.

Windsor fucks are worse than truckers.

answer this one dubs dont lie, you are mostly rapists and serial killers.

That's nice. Well you can go ahead and keep crying while I make your months pay in a week

I think truckers are insanely hot. I would love for one to plow my ass in a truckstop bathroom, then piss in my mouth.

If dubs, its a lie

Haha never heard of that but I'll ask around and see if that is a thing

>Got a wide at home
Of course you do.

Why are you abusing mr Hitler?

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Autocorrect. Currently driving and can't check everything. Pic related is her

i prefer the term "truck-chaser" cause i just have a crush on drivers.

i think "lot lizards" are more sex worker or prostitutes.

C'mon, i asked an actual question. What is the cheapest/easiest way to get a cdl?

go work for an excavation company
they will usualy sponser you
plus get to run cool machines

My bad bro. Hard to reply to everyone while keeping eyes on the road. Honestly, cheapest and easiest way is truck driving school. It's from $200-400, depending where you go

I always let a semi in during traffic. Keep doing you

$200-400? Where? Most places i see online seem to be in the vicinity of $5,000.

They're charging for a bunch of unnecessary shit

>Go to DMV
>Pick up copy of truck diving handbook
>Study the shit out of it cuz written test is over 200 questions
If you get your permit yourself, the schools shouldn't charge much since all you'd need is just behind the wheel training

20 questions here fam

We need more people like you