Favorite cinema snack?

Favorite cinema snack?

le crab le leg

a couple of racks of beef ribs with bbq sauce , a basket of steak fries, deep fried ice cream cone with chocolate sauce and bag of troli sour gummi worms

>when the roaches find your popcorn.

floor popcorn and candy wrappers

>tfw food captcha

>buying overpriced theater food
>eating the corn jew

nice guys

>Eating during a movie

You fat fucks can't even go a few hours without stuffing your faces.

Alcohol is acceptable

>In the US Cinemas are like fast food restaurants
God damn I would lose my shit if I had to deal with people clapping and eating some noisy and nasty shit during a movie

>be american
>eat like a pig
>get shot

>wind up on the 5 O'Clock News

Milk duds from CVS

loud, chracky, smelly and sticky food. So popcorn, soda with like half the content of the cup being ice, chips/nachos and chocolates wrapped in metal

coffee but majority of cinemas have absolute shit tier.

coffee(no sugar) or a bottle of water.

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>Local kinosphere doesn't let you bring popcorn into the shower room
This country is going to hell

Sour patch watermelons or snowcaps.

Worst thing ever is when you want watermelons and they only have children.

Tangfastics from the pound shop down the road

I had some degenerate in front of me during Civil War that was dipping his popcorn into a cup of nacho cheese...that was pretty fucking disgusting to watch.

The cinema I work at has the best popcorn in town and since I get it for free its a given.
With that either tap water with ice or a beer.

>Be on a trip the US
>Buy some popcorn
>Get asked, "Would you like butter on your popcorn?"
>mfw

>be Dutchfag
>visit america
>decide to visit american "kino"
>fined $500 at the gate for not wearing NFL jersey
>fined $200 before going in the theatre itself by the ticket guy for not having at least 2000 calories of food
>get in theatre
>seats are literally 4 feet across
>could seat like 2 fit people or more, barley seats one american
>previews end, have to stand up to sing national anthem
>movie starts
>25 mins in, a Ford F-150 commercial plays for 5 minutes
>movie resumes
>halfway through, we must stand up to say the pledge of allegiance
>movie resumes once again
>dozens of americans passed out around me due to heart failure
>just before the climax, a coca cola commercial plays for 15 straight minute
>movie finally ends
>i've had enough, bee line to the exit
>cops in mobility scooters stop me and fine me $350 for not tipping them for protecting our freedom

>dipping his popcorn into a cup of nacho cheese

Now I know why people shoot theaters.

>go to le food negro
>ask for le careful sir it's very hot crag legs
>he puts le falcon poop instead of butter
>doesn't even put it on le anvil
i was so mad i didn't even use le showers
le JUST

I like to sneak in some fairy bread and a carton of beer in my sheila's handbag

Serves you right you fucking commie.

>jersey

Water and sometimes I sneak in some grocery store sweet and salty popcorn.
I still don't get people's craving to dip everything they eat in shit. It's disgusting

Are you just taking creepshots of random people?

no

But this guy is cleaning the falcon

>socks and sandals
>Black hoodie, black shorts

Come on Amerifats how can you defend this?

I cant

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This is accurate

It's middle of the day, on a Monday. That little boy is clinically retarded and disabled.

>Be Canadian
>Travel to Buffalo to buy gas and ciggies since Canada has a 75% national tax on "Traditional Patriarchal industries".
>See theatre, decide to watch one of the films
>$12 ticket price is over $40 Canadian dollars
>Can't afford it
>Cashier calls in police when I'm counting my foreign currency
>Get shot for terrorism

throw in some kebab as well while you're at it

none because loud rustling of sweet wrappers and food packaging is a pain in the fucking arse
i want to watch a movie without you gobshites scoffing and chewing with mouths open behind me.
atleast wait till a loud scene before opening crisp packets

Spaghetti

That was taken on Saturday


Pic related was my popcorn

Screenshot these funny stories and put them on /r/Sup Forums xD

bwahaha the singing part made me chuckle actually.

serves you right terrorist scum

I'm partial to the stroganoff

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
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I did not more people did that, I just don't know what to do with the rest of it.

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This

Why are you doing this? People are already thinking you are a creep for walking alone into a theater, do you want them to call the cops?

I can literally imagine a 200lbs monster taking random shots at objects and people

>he doesn't like nacho cheese
you un-american fucks can kill yourselves. There's literally nothing better than popcorn dipped in nacho cheese

Does anyone have the version with the dumb frog?

>cops fined you
>didn't shoot you

0/10 shit pasta

>200lbs monster
>200lbs as if that's supposed to be some kind of insult

>200lbs monster

lel manlet

I loved nachos when I was a teenager, I just flat out dislike them now but they started serving guacamole instead of cheese here.

I mean it is not even cheese is literally fat with colorant.

cleaning falcon poop

Does your gf ever asks why your phone is full of pictures where you are nowhere to be seen?

Does she ask about the attractive asian dude cleaning?

I thought they made you clean up falcon poop yourself

I like the paella they serve at my place

A chili dog paella?

Are these poster slogans for real?