I caught this massive green fly thing. Dubs decides what to do with it. I will not eat it and it will not go near my body. Anything else is good...
I caught this massive green fly thing. Dubs decides what to do with it...
set it free
Make someone else eat it
FYI, it's name is Colin.
Fuck it
cum on it, add salt, put on tounge, timestamp and swallow the nigger
Put it in a blender
It's a cockroach dumb fuck
give it to your landlord
microwave it for 1 second and see wat happens
Gas it with some spray
>not eat it
Put it in water and then drink it
I'm pretty sure that's a grasshopper, you should set it free.
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Microwave for 30 seconds
Microwave it
Put in blender with brokkoli, orange jews, spinach, banana and kiwi (that's a bird from new zealand). Add some sugar/honey and put it in fridge of a friend. Drop note "free smoothie".
Reroll
free it
fuck it
set him free
SPACE PROGRAM
Reroll
Microwave it for a bit
space program
piss on it
>cum on it
free him
>will not go near his body
clip its antennas
put in toaster
stab it
Set free
roll
winrar
Spray it with febreze
rolll
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Winrar.
winrar. I suggest freezing it first as pissing on it might be hard to aim. (freeze the insect, not your dick)
WINRAR... OP PISS ON IT
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Why not both?
>Get some sort of flammable liquid, about 4 tablespoons will be fine
>get something to burn that you can drop into jar
>put fuel into jar and drop whatever thing you have that's on fire into it
>post results
spaceprogram
find a spider or buy one the same size and put it into the container with the green fly thing while taking a video of the fight.
its a katydid
pretty cool, pretty harmless
lik er cunt
I was gonna piss on it but now a friend has also joined the party...
Winrar next one
OP won't deliver.
the hell is that feathery thing
do it op
Release it where you found it
cum on it then show your family
mmicrowave it
Mmmmmicrowave.
Put it in the oven for 5min on 200c
c'mon OP deliver already
Op will surely deliver
Microwave 1 sec at a time till something happens
Microwave