SHE OFFERS YOU $100k IF YOU WILL STICK YOUR ENTIRE HEAD IN HER PUSSY HOLE. (she won the lottery and doesn't know what to do with her money and she has always had a secret obsession with you.)
You take a huge breath and push your head in.
Once in she locks her cunt walls down on your skull. You struggle and begin to choke. You punch her, one blow after another but you stay locked in. You pinch her till she bleeds. But she still keeps you locked in and now you start to suffocate. The primal, instinctual PANIC that comes when you can't breath. You vomit inside her cunthole which makes it impossible to gasp the last bit of stench filled air in her vaginal canal.
THEN you do the only thing you can do to save your life: you bite down hard inside her vaginal tunnel. You're head gets shot out by a massive, stinking loud pussy fart.
click that pic and look at it up close. Can you imagine the stench coming from that thing?
Thomas Reed
THE ARISTOCRATS
Cooper Lopez
"OP is a fag"
Nathan Morales
"Meehoy meenoy"
Tyler Johnson
you smell like teen spirit...
Justin Martin
SMELL YA LATER!
Elijah Evans
uh excuse me but are you sure you are in the right thread?
Jonathan Hall
...
Ethan Sanchez
THIS GUY
Jack Flores
kek
Evan Long
God damn it, got me again.
Julian Morris
All hands were lost on the previous expedition into that chasm.
Jace Thompson
excuse me madame, i will now be posting this on Sup Forums >continue the cycle with a different op >implying this happened to op already
Nicholas Wilson
Oh Key Doe key, same time next week?
Ryan Lee
Well....i know its my first time in all but could you have gone easier or at least warned me. Id like to try it again but this time on my own free will.
"My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?"
Levi Edwards
"Sag mir, wo die Blumen sind? Wo die Blumen sind?"
Caleb Foster
checked
Jeremiah Nelson
"Check'm"
Jace Cruz
LEEROY JENKINS
Elijah Martinez
>"Shit was so cash"
Ayden Cox
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
Andrew Gutierrez
you should be chained to a tree and beaten senseless for starting this thread.
"In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul! Check'm!"
She was a fervent anti-Nazi. She even had a hard time playing the housekeeper in "Judgment at Nuremburg" for the scene when she says they didn't know anything about the camps.
Also, she claimed the fucked three Kennedys, JFK, Joe Jr, and Joe Sr. Kind of like that Nazi chick in Last Crusade.
Wyatt Williams
ahhhh ! She represents the military-industrial complex and the corrupt politicians and corporate CEOs that control it
and you are the enslaved masses UNTIL YOU REVOLT (bite down in her cunt) and free your self in revolution, correct?
Carson Brown
>he says one off for dubs
Jace Rivera
Marry me.
Adrian Myers
Thats a wierd thing to say when coming out of a pussy.
Dominic Thomas
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Angel Mitchell
Now to buy 100k worth of bleach and drown in it.
Ryder Murphy
kill me
Aaron Kelly
lol jk, wheres my money you worthless cunt.
Andrew Allen
...
Camden Evans
" ... but I didn't cum yet!"
Gabriel Miller
...
Daniel Powell
Shut up you bald fuck
Nolan Ortiz
lol x change doesnt exist fag
William King
exhilarating I think I shot my load faster than I was shot out, the taste of puke mixed with blood and the smell of dank twat lingers in my nose however, I came to party!
Benjamin Hall
summers eve? XD
Jaxon Nguyen
Sssssomebody stop me!
Julian Morales
Its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
Charles Rivera
Oh, that was just your asscrack my bad.
Asher Garcia
>
Nathan Collins
KAMEHAMEHA!
>because this sounds like the plot of a Dragon Ball Super saga
Josiah Campbell
>>
Justin Carter
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Brayden Garcia
Holy fuck this is still around
Jace Peterson
...
Xavier Wood
...
Kayden Flores
...
Luis Gutierrez
Fucking Excellent/10
Andrew Wilson
Now let's do the same with your ass
Jacob White
.."This is like the second time this has happened to me"...
James Bell
Where am I
Nicholas Thompson
Well played, sir.
Brayden Sanchez
>You gasp for a breath and then you say "... >50 gunshots go off
