Hey /b, can anyone tell me what this thing is? found it by an open drainage pipe

hey /b, can anyone tell me what this thing is? found it by an open drainage pipe

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looks like some kind of dog

its leopard gekko

thats the yellow back tiger run before it lays it eyes in your eyes and kills you fag

>they're great

It's a leopard gecko. I used to have one, his name was Toast. Cool fuckin dude.

I think it's a dog

Judging by those warts its my crotch.

its weed rip a piece off and smoke it

Can confirm
It's a dog

/thread

Nice ogre hand op

This, it's a great dane

gecko, my sister has one. unless youre a manlet its an okay size one too. sell to petco for $$$$big$$$bucks$$$$$$

Pull its tail off.

>used to have one

until you got lazy, stopped feeding it, and let it die?

how come your thumb is your big toe?

cool he's just kinda chillin now

there is nothing wrong with my thumb

except that it happens to be a big toe

either keep the little fella or sell it

Eat the snek.

If I were you I would seriously consider having that growth on your hand removed.

>you know, the one that looks like a big toe

this one?

You're going to want a terrarium. Look up details and shit. Could be a nice companion.

here we go again

this one

/r/ing that thread, you know the one.

.this is actually true

my thumb is perfectly fine, stop talking about it

there is absolutely nothing normal about your thumb, it's the size of a big toe. it looks like several bees stung you. it looks like you've been penis pumping your thumb because you're insecure.

You have weird looking feet op. The only thing that seems to be normal is your big toe

chode thumb

nah he seems pretty cool

YOUR THUMB IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MY BIG TOE WATCHU MEAN THAT SHIT IS FINE? CUT THAT SHIT OFF FAM

Hey OP, I found your twin

Leopard geckos are pretty chill.
Check crotch area post pics

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the fuck? why

Fucking shit, what the fucking shit is wrong with you OP?

shit man your whole hand is fucked up son.

Bumping this soon to be legendary thread

wtf is wrong with your thumb OP?

Are you the same person as this guy OP? Show us what your room looks like.

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Put me in screencap if anything happens

Boy or grill.

OP, for the love of Christ stop posting pictures of your feet.

>only your big toe looks normal.

i bet you beat all the thumb wars don't you OP?

>dat tumb doe

>if anything happens

Did you fucking miss ?

Kek

This thread will be legendary I can see it

This might make me have a foot fetish.

dinner

Put me in the cap

That's not anything worth screencapping you mongoloid.

im not gonna post pics if you keep being assholes

Shrek found a gecko in his swamp.
Is this another sequel?!?

is this you?

shit man that fucking finger is thicker than my dick

I have never laughed so much.

OP, you're fucked up big time

>take your shrek hands and fuck off back to Hogwarts

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Compare your toe with the gecko's toe.
Check em

Yup there we go. This thread RIP, sorry.

Ive been nice please post gecko dick/puss

Oh? when was the last time you saw someone with a chose for a thumb?

Shrek 6: It's all Ogre Now.

The fuck is wrong with your thumb? that shit looks like your toe.

Dude, post what the rest of your room looks like. Do you live alone?

Are you the guy who lived in a basement of a Polish family?

Wtf is that a snake in upper right corner??!

What's up with the ogre thumbs

It's not worth the screencap. It someone does, it'll be: "8/13/13. The day Sup Forums discovered user with a chode for a thumb"
Anyways, sage.

Op has fingered more girls that all of you

asking the important questions

do you have the complete thread? I can't find it in my files

Careful when you handle that gecko, you should put these gloves on OP

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op here posting pic of room gimme sec to tidy up

Fucking kek

Top Kek comment
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You found that thing that you dont`t know what the fuck it is and just grabbed it ?
either you have big balls or are dumb as fuck it cannot be both.

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Alright, thanks OP.

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I hypothesise OP is the same person as in the previous thread.

I propose he should not kill himself but

>cut off his fucking toe thumb and/or hand

how many xbox controllers do you have to go through yearly? i bet you destroy the thumbsticks

sorry i mean toesticks

my wank hand looks the same ..the thumb makes a great butt plug..

my sides

How is Fiona ?

can't get good lighting but where i sleep

Thanks m8, I meant the big shopped caps but thanks

Are you fucking homeless ?

Why cant you turn on the lights OP?

Do you live in a basement like we all do?

poor electricity in yer swamp?

Thts your hand op

So, shrek. How's Fiona and the kids?

GUys please,

>there is no electricity in a swamp

are you the mad max ogre?

>be OP
>never been to disneyworld before
>bring grill friend along
>buy the tickets, we're about to get it
>at the gate they ask us to scan our thumbprints
>i put my thumb on the scanner
>"please take your toe off the machine sir"
>w-w-what do you mean?
>"this is for thumbs only sir"
>t-there is n-nothing wrong with my thumb, please stop talking about it
>girlfriend is shitting herself laughing
>people behind me in line are getting impatient
>spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>run away in fear
>girlfriend goes to disneyworld without me

r.i.p

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Oh shit its toe-thumb user. Hold something else in your deformed hand toe-thumb user. Put your deformed hand flat on a mirror with fingers spread and take a picture.