Tfw i will never have sex

>tfw i will never have sex

it hurts SO FUCKING BAD

it comes SO EASILY to the vast majority of the population, yet it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE for me

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Aw. I'd make my girl fuck you, poor thing.

I can have sex every day, but I like heroin more.

at least you got 44 8 44?

STEP ONE: Stop jerking off to facebook pictures on Sup Forums, you socially-stunted autist.

cuck

Just pay for an escort. Or go get a rub and tug. Stay off backpage though. Honestly, just get it over with, you won't regret it

Come on down to /r9k/, summerfag. We take well to your kind there.

Post pics of her please

sauce pls

Post a picture of yourself, maybe its cause you look like a fucking asparagus

really not that big of a deal. Jerking off is quicker, easier, and much less hassle. Realize that your urge to fuck is just an instinct. You can sate that instinct with a quick jerk and be on your way.

Pic of face and or body. Let us help you out user. How is your convo skills?

I remember when all I could think about was sex

get with a guy then with a smaller dick, you have to ease into anal as well

same here, since being on an antidepressant I haven't even had morning wood for like 3 years. I have a girlfriend and have sex but I can think of other things now vs just sex lol

get a hooker

i'd probably like heroin too but it's too scary for me. i never did anything illegal
i don't do that. i'm not disowning being autistic though, i have a sneaking suspicion i am.
i never did anything illegal, i couldn't even attempt it without having an anxiety attack
i already do but you don't shit where you eat
not now
i want to try for myself
maybe later. idk not good i'd say

go out there in the real world where there's actual fucking sunshine, go to the first girl you see, ask her if she wants to go on a date, try not to stumble over your words like boomhauer, rinse and repeat until you get into a relationship and get succ.

No pics..no help. Appearance is important

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fine i don't even care. but now i know for a FACT i won't get any help

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You aint even that bad man!

I cant tell directly but i think all you really do need is a haircut. Height and weight?

6' 260 rn

pic is me
>that bad
>that
so it is bad you're saying

I think the site cut out but im on mobile and it still works i think...

You look fine man! I swear lol. All you need to work on is personality. What are some of your hobbies? You go to school?

you could do it man

Also height will really work out for you well

>it hurts SO FUCKING BAD

are you male, or female? An ex of mine (f) had a spinal anomaly, meant that she had unusual vaginal shapes, which meant any penetration caused her a huge amount of pain - it may well be you have similar in that case. So go to a doctor about it, if you are female and find that its agonising.

Male? well, its not that you've got a weird cunt, so, you're fucked. or not as the case may be.

There is always a way user dont give up

Why not get a hooker?
There's a shitty area 5 or so miles from me. I went to high school with a chick who hooks down there I pay her to suck me off probably once a month

Go on omegle text chat.
Put in your state as a like
Talk to girls and be nice and be there for them
(The girls on there for the most part have emotional problems)
Get to know them
Bang them
Thats honestly how i met my girlfriend and i actually love her to death

OP, I'm 30, 5'7, 250 pounds. I've been fucking a girl half my weight for almost 3 years.

You can do it.

Have you tried men?

it's illegal
she's out of my league t b h
male
no. i'm always the lowest rated in every thread i ever post in. and always singled out as ugly
play guitar, vidja, tv. i am in a doctorate program at college

1.) It's not worth getting upset over. You'll eventually get there. I mean that sincerely. Some of us get there early. Others get there late. But pretty much everyone finds someone who will fuck them.

2.) You're not missing a lot, at least for most people. Some of us derive a great deal of pleasure from sex, but for most it's a mediocre experience at best... especially for the grill.

3.) The fact that you're whining about it shows part of the reason you're not getting any easily. Desperation is easily read in someone. Show confidence and some other traits that will actually attract someone looking for a prospective mate (or even a 1 time fling.) Play on psychology. Pretend to be someone you're not, if you're too beta to step up your game.

>escort/hooker
bad idea

use lube dumbass

Long distance?

Average body. Nothing gross on display here.

Quit trying so hard. Don't act desperate. Show confidence. Learn to like yourself, and don't be afraid to show to the world that you have a bit of pride in who you are.

OP
your best option is to find an escort [STAT] and get over sex. Most girls are to lazy to have sex, and try to elongate their evening for worship prior to getting naked. Start out with at least 3 escort sessions. You'll waste money until you learn to make yourself last, but you'll learn. Then start going out to night clubs by yourself, and glance at girl's bodies, and eyes. Once you're a eye fucking champion see if they want to hangout.

you look fucking dead inside

you sound like a little pussy ass autist mama's boy who's overweight and watches too much porn

no wonder you can't get laid, literally all of the above is your problem

At the risk of sounding like a "thatguy" alot of women are not purely into looks, im like a sack of potatoes with eyes and a 6" dick and my gf is a petite flat chested hotty who loves it when i rape her pretty little face and asshole

Sound like a self esteem issue, git out there and you will find your own little fuckslut

>think I'm relatively decent looking, 5/10 or so
>6'7"
>pretty fat but not overweight
>handholdless virgin
I'm fine with being a wizard

How could u be a virgin with dubs like those?

So what? Everything fun is illegal. You don't have to do it like I do, you can hire an escort for a few hours. I just do it like I do because it's cheap and easy(20$, bring her back here, nut, take her back, get some dinner)

Dude, please listen. You are not ugly at all. Seriously. You probably just have low self esteem like me. You just need to work on feeling better about yourself and it will be a lot easier to find someone. I mean you could be a horrible person. I can't tell. Iv'e never met you but you seem like a nice guy from your pic. You also aren't fat. I know a lot of people that are worse looking than you and have a shitty personality and have decent girlfriends/wife's. You just need to keep looking

>it comes SO EASILY to the vast majority of the population, yet it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE for me
It's shallow bullshit.
Some people think that it's not so shallow some of the time, with the right person(s), but that's debatable.

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>have sex
It's overrated bullshit.

This

Just hit the gym, and you'll be fine. But to be fair I think you just need attention OP, go out and make some friends, Sup Forums can't give you a social life.

you're genuinely not that bad looking.

you just need to sort out the whole confidence thing. no girls like a mopey guy who constantly says things like "i'm gonna be alone forever". believe me, i've been there.

admittedly, if i hadn't gone to uni i don't think i'd have gotten laid yet. but there are other ways to meet people like clubs and events.

you just need to fucking get over yourself tbh. i don't mean it in a harsh way, but it's really the only way to get some. i wish someone said something like this to me five years ago.

Hour and a half. Not bad but we both have jobs. Kinda sucks cause i really want to see her alot but its whatever

I mean, OP could find Sup Forumstards in his area with similar interests and could arrange a meetup. If OP is so desperate and hates himself this much then an hero is probably not out of the question and thus I doubt he'd be worried about stranger danger.

pictures of people crying hurt a lot.

Try and get in a study group with girls and talk to them. Not hit on them just talk. Get comfortable talking.

I see your shitty troll. fuck off with that pasta

Hour and a half isn't terrible, just absolutely make a plan to close the distance in a reasonably short timeframe. Otherwise you'll end up like me

Lose the attitude dude, think more positively of yourself my man. Saying that you're ugly and noone likes you won't solve any of your problems and will only hurt your self esteem, women like a guy that is comfortable in his own skin and happy with how he lives. Confidence is not "will they like me?" But in fact confidence is "will I be ok if they don't?". You're in a doctorate program, you play guitar and those are some pretty cool things about you that I'd be proud of. Keep your chin up man, life is not that bad, if you don't like your appearance or physical attributes then change them. Get on your feet and take some action, you won't progress by sitting behind a screen feeling sorry for yourself.

>can see into the future
>gets dubs
if you're so fucking psychic, give me some winning lottery numbers you faggot

Is this your post OP. I saw it on an archived threads page

Hurt whom?

>Tfw you look at lottery numbers and the first thing that pops into your head is the number stations that were set up during the cold war
Shits creepy, I wonder if there's any that are still active, and if so, I wonder if there's any connection between the two. Even though it sounds retarded, reality does tend to be stranger than fiction

Lol that wont happen. We are both in school roght now. Im 18 and a senior but she is only a junior. So its gonna be atleast 2 years. That does give me a good reason to save my money and not waste it though. Thanks user. Ill save up so we can live together. And if shit goes south well i got money atleast

I hate to break this to you OP, but you're a victim of the media.

There's nothing wrong with your face, and shit man your body is well within the "normal girls who aren't massive bitches and annoying as fuck only after men with muscles or money find attractive" zone

Your depression is definitely the thing holding you back.

Start eating a LOT healthier (stuff like broccoli, carrots etc EVERY SINGLE DAY) to give your body what it needs

Begin light cardio, be it walking, cycling, swimming, shit man you can fucking skip if you want

Give it a year and you will be much more comfortable with yourself

Also protip, you're never gonna fuck someone sitting at your PC no matter how many girls you meet on vent or fucking skype or whatever

You have to hone in on places where girls you'd be interested in are (protip, NOT bars, not clubs etc places where there's less alpha men, less "alpha" women etc and just normal people especially where there's drinking... pubs, theatres, shopping centres, whatever

Just open conversations, the worst that can happen is they be a stupid bitch to you by laughing or mocking or whatever, and all you do is walkaway and take pride knowing you dodged a bullet.

If you went out for a whole day randomly approaching women with stuff like "Hi my names Jimmy and I find you attractive, would you fancy talking to me over a coffee or something?" then I guarantee you will end up pulling.

Most girls probably think they'd bang you when walking past but are themselves too scared to open a chat... be proactive bruh

Do you reckon that they get paid by the minute of "suck time" ? Or is it a standard rate for a 4-on-1 scene?

I've never understood how the 3+ porns work.