/waterpolo/ thread

09.00 Serbia – Hungary (group A) 13-13
10.20 USA – Croatia (group B)
11.40 Spain – Italy (group B)
13.00 Greece – Japan (group A)
19.30 France – Montenegro (group B)
20.50 Brazil – Australia (group A)

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Get in here faggots.

America is playing.

BBC are streaming all games live

Hungary were unlucky in the last game, since this is going to be empty the ones with the most interest probably have played or still play.. do you?

>tfw missed serbia vs hungary

I'm going to bed after USA vs Croatia, which is the only other good match.


Cuck Broadcasting Corporation isn't broadcasting water polo, so I'm watching on thefirstrow.

Australia vs Brazil might be good

>that splash at the end of the quarter


Rude

>Jaws theme during swimoff

>this gay shit is an Olympic sport

Why not just play fucking football or rugby

>Why not just play fucking football or rugby

It's a trust fund game like lacrosse. The high cost provides an entry barrier to keep out the riffraff.

for westerns maybe, different for the balkan/ee countries

We are the olympic champions, and ever since London we have just went downhill

waterpolo it's more violent than both those

Is water polo an expansive sport? Is their little tight cock head caps that expansive?

In my state it was mostly the richer high schools that played. Your school at least had to have its own pool plus the goals

no it's not.. just swimming pools are more expensive to get time in than say a football pitch

>only played by postcommunist shitholes
>is it expensive?
Take a guess
Also fuck Serbia they lucked out as always

>croatians are literally crying

think you will still make it to final

>these mad as fuck Croatians

waiting for the first fight

>USA choking

We will win it, fAm, the ladecima of the waterpolo

Welcome to USA foriegn policy

What is Yanks do you enjoy your team get cucked?

I don't think Croatia hates the US with the same genocidal intensity that it hates its neighbours. At least not enough to fight about it.

>that
> a kickout

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL!!1111

Croatia 6 - 4 Amerocucks.

Why the fuck did we switch goalies

SUCK IT USA!!!1 CROATIA IS THE BESTIA!

Based Croatia 7 - Amerocucks 4

STOP BULLYING US CROATIA

based croatbros
you shall have the silver

It's ogre. USA BTFO. Fire this shit Serb coach.

Is drowning a penalty?

>shooting at the goalie from 7m

I don't think USA wants it enough

This Slovenian referee is biased in favour of Yankcucks, yet it still does not helps them.

No.

lmao its just water polo. Who gives a fuck

Bijač is goat gk

Actually depends on possession

DAMAGE CONTROL

BIATCH!

Why is this a sport?

Dude, America doesn't even give a fuck about half the sports it wins gold at.

Potential to drown

It is the oldest sport at the Olympics.

Most Americans don't even care about the Olympics really.

I-it's ok we can still qualify out of the group, Croatia was our toughest match up and we played well most of the match, can easily advance if we play like this in the rest of the group stage.

E A S Y
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>Croatian players dunking Americans underwater, to the point where all you have to do is hold them down for 30 more seconds and they'd drown
>no penalty
What the fuck is wrong with water polo

Why is serbia - hungary always GOAT waterpolo match

I thought Americans loved brutal contact sports?

We both suck at real sports and put our energy into this.

Holy shit this Serbia/Hungary game is fucking amazing.

>Implying we actually give a shit about waterpolo
It's just shitposting on tournaments

>watching men's waterpolo

are you guys literally gay?

*stabs you underwater with a long toenail*

>watching masculine sports is gay
be sure to take your estrogen pills and wote for Hillary

THIS SERBIA COMEBACK LADS

Italy vs Spain 2-2 first quarter.

casual reminder that Spain vs Italy 1992 was probably the most intense match in sports history

youtube.com/watch?v=rTKq6BmgJcg

you still watching bro?
is Tempesti still GOAT?

Bit late, can all the people questioning why is this a sport fuck off

Wew this game is GOAT.

we're choking hard

THAT LATE EQUALIZER HOLY SHIT

dirty spanish

spain are playing like utter cunts

OUR YEAR LA

not really la
we're the weakest we've been in recent years

Any of you wops play?

it belongs to the Croats my dude

it belongs to them again

oh wait you're that spanish guy
yeah possibly

nah, only very occasionally at the beach in the summer
don't think i've played more than 10 matches in my life

All that salt water, I play here but the standard here is poor compared to mainland europe

BASED FIGLIOLI

well it's not like it's popular here either
which is weird since we have probably the strongest league in the world and a very strong NT

YESSSSS COMEBACK

ITALIA
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Wew, Italians cheat in every sport

And one of the best teams, pro recco

lel you literally injuried two of our guys
you've been playing like absolute scum

Look that penalty, the GK is literally in the center of the pool

...

>you

Last minutes have been absolute refball, and the keeper wasn't even on the goal during the peno

What a referee...
Absolutely disgusting...

holy shit nearly had an heart attack on that final play

>use cheap tricks all game
>get butthurt because keeper is half a meter off his line

get a load of this cabron

>our
>you are a NEET who does nothing to contribute to your country
>post on a Namibian Play-Do forum

How is this possible?
Good job referee

well done refball

i pay my taxes, vote, respect the laws and contribute to the economy with my work
i have every right to consider myself part of my country, don't you think?

Nobody saw the game? Oh my...

Blind referees must be banned of the Olympics

Greece aren't that strong, going to be interesting

lel just stick with basketball spain.
other team sports with a ball aren't for you. UNless you dope of course

is japan good at this?

I can't tell who is what team.

and how deep is the pool? is there a shallow end and deep middle? can they just walk on a bottom?

>Aicardi is at the hospital with a fratcured nose
>spanish claim refball

gg no re paco

About 2m+ you can't stand but sink and push off when tired

no nihon, it's uniformally deep (1.80m)
technically a 2m+ guy could tiptoe, but since you have to be waist high it wouldn't change much
Japan is pretty shit 14th in the rankings both for women and men