Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Absolute SPEEED.
>Penny Claim.
Because he obviously can't see that his behavior is horrendous and he deserves only to be treated poorly. He's an igmo.
Saber claim
Nice image
still here
manipulate im submissive I love them I want them to use me like a toy but keep me close like a cute little pet
im unique yes
whatcha guys talking bout?
So is yours.
pcpartpicker.com
Here you go
Just pick a case of your choosing
>claiming
(Saber)
Can I just go ahead and go over to Kissanime now or should I go ahead and chat since this is a new thread?
(Miho)
Woah, don't hurt your eyes, Miho.
(Shizuru)
I could hardly get to sleep the past couple of nights, hopefully I can sleep sooner tonight.
You don't sound like a psycho/sociopath though, just... a bit.. needy.
Neptune claimed.
You do, that's why you resorted to petty compliments to keep his attention. Expect nothing less from some Sup Forums user.
His head is so far up his own ass. It's disgusting. Finger's crossed he contracts HIV.
Go ahead and watch anime dude
>Just think about it though
Hey Moka
Thanks
>Nice spear
Claimu and bored.
What kinda music?
Haha i know that feeling you're not alone. games can be just too much fun..
What's wrong love? Everything going okay...? I'm doing fine though.
Probably you
>Seems like they think you're some kinda niggerfaggot.
I not needy Im just really want love
>and kill rodents for pleasure but animals do this all the time hell my cat does
You're such a literal retard. I hope you fall off a cliff, like you fall on the spectrum of autism.
Nice sword.
wait thier talking about me what about it?
>im no nigger
are we upset?
An igmo.
He probably won't. I'm hoping he gets Multiple Myeloma.
Thanks again
>That image
Kekd
Yo everyone! How's your day/night?
i like these kinds of pics
>sensei
Wew. Meaning i live 4 hours from dally
>maki
Guy accidentally hit a metal pole to my head moving it. Bit bruised and gave me a headache but im all good
>emi
YOU CAN SPRINT?!
I fucking hate squirrels so i don't give a shit what you do to them.
One can only hope.
Yes, I'm upset at your disgusting existence. Stop wasting resources and off yourself, stupid-head. Also, really original response to someone insulting you. Just point out how upset they are, totally doesn't make you look equivalent to a mentally retarded carrot.
Lap pillow huh dont mind if I do. I am alright how are you?
You just said the same thing tho, you're needy for love.
>Hamalams claimed
cool thanks
ok whatever im not going to entertain you
U think that means something to me
How else was i gonna meet my senpai and buy porn
Ayy saber
Entertain your family by disappearing.
anything else you need?
It's alright. Your's?
>smug
hello
arent we all?
Hope you know how much of a social misfit you are. I bet you're dependant on Sup Forums users for emotional support, because you don't have a family that cares about you, or friends.
Gotta Run Fast Yo
Pretty good
>Considering playing some Siege after I get done playing Papa's Bakeria
>Fucking flash game nostalgia man.
They're pretty adorable, only other one i have is this but she's breaking the glass.
There is a difference between wanting love and being so autistic that you stalk women because you think that's the way to get them to love you.
Doing well I hope
>Late replies in league right now
Nope, carry on with your day.
Yo
>Im just really want love
You should want a noose around your neck. Also, nowhere will ever love you because you are a weird fucking retard.
Not really, I'm more centered in getting attention.
I'm pretty much what this user said but more carefree.
You have to make them go to you, that's the way to go.
whatcha doin
have some attention
It's downright disturbing. Worst part is they probably DO have those people but theyre retarded. The fucker doesnt have remorse. Shit situations they have they send it here for attention and some bs acceptance
I conquer.
I desire a bullet in your skull, asap.
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Ok then have a fine day
WE GOT CORY CORY CORY IN THE HOUSE
How does you Doberman feel about squirrels?
Fuck yes, daddy.
>Best waifu
I know it sounds really generic and unhelpful, but don't worry so much over it, because you'll likely meet someone and suddenly fall in love before you know it.
Playing overwatch ranked because im bored
You have to make them love you, at gun point, like a literally crazy person, because you're incapable of getting someone to love you any other way.
Funkyclaimer at it again with D.va
Do you go both ways?
Yeah, you should entertain me, because you're a circus freak. Your life's goal should be to entertain normal people, like myself.
no idea shes retarded though
I know someday ill get someone
cool are you winning?
no
Keep ignoring us like the voices in your head.
Would you let me succ you?
Local no life claiming Juvia again
>lap pillow
May I lay on it please?
Hello! How are ya?
>Underrated waifu
no but im sure thier are easier marks
Mmh, I tend to make people dependant on me. So I'm usually satisfied most of the time.
Oh fuck, this guy has trips, you better let him have the S U C C
I feel sick again and just shitty in general. Moving and lifting stuff in the sun with the humidity today didn't help either, but it'll pass no worries. Glad to hear you're fine though.
Wew man, nice to hear you're ok. At least there wasn't bleeding
Continue ignoring us. That won't make us believe that you don't care. You're probably having a sperg-out right now, because your infantile intellect can't handle these sub-par insults.
You gotta get my permission to use me as a pillow before though~
I'm fine, it's kinda late so I'm tired, playing some league with friends. Also just came from a b'day, so that adds up to me being tired
What you guys up to?
I can't help but feel a bit raped by smug
I hadn't even heard of that game, guess I gotta start looking for other games?
Is that good?
Hello there! How's it going?
going to go shower
oh didnt see the trips ok you may succ
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What do you mean by retarded?
>Normal people
Bro you're just an angry nigger on 4chin your life means as much as a pile of dog shit covered in rabid rats that are having an orgy.
How do you make them dependent on you?
Hey that's pretty good
Aww.. you gotta get better..! you owe me for sleeping on me yesterday. And you know i don't like it when you feel bad..
Well... maybe!
Please stop breathing.
I'm going to sue you, I want my sides back.
Why? You wan't to do it too?
when i walk her she shit in bad spots or wont shit she smells blades of fucking grass and stops to stare at dogs
Rainbow Six Siege? Yeah its pretty great
>I like playing IQ because Cute German Girl with Sig 552 Commando (beast ass gun)
How do I get your permission friend?
Just got home from a long day of work, eating at the moment, thinking of playing guitar or not kek how was that party??
I haven't heard that argument before on this website. "You're on Sup Forums, so you must be a complete loser." Believe it or not, not everyone on Sup Forums is a complete social outcast like you, and uses this website 24/7. Some people use it in their free-time, because on occasion, there are entertaining threads, like this one.
You're so retarded you dont even understand animals
fucking lulz
Your dog is probably more suicidal than you are.
This was around May, me thinks.
claimed
:(
In a jiffy
Yo
That's what I said!
Oh my~
Games
And it's in the filename~
Ok, first off you retards are none the better. Don't you dare think I'm siding with the bastard. I scorn their black hole of a life yet I want them to either admit AND do something about it. To do nothing and act like "oh it's no big deal. Just local no life here" should be embarrassing for them. Getting them to kill themselves is not a great idea. Don't tell the bastard something that you wouldn't do yourself. Fucking cowards
>Some people use it in their free time
>Free time is 24/7
No, I want to know if it's dependency for small things or major things.
Yes you did
Stop sticking up for the tard in the playground. You fucking oafling. Go jump off a balcony head first.
Stop defending the retard. You should be pointing and laugh, like all the normies.
Just lost my current game
>posting your opinion without posting your waifu
youtube.com
Agreed, this thread is fucking shit, why do you have rules on Sup Forums?
Hello! what have you been up too?
>Besides watching me you creep.
Isn't that normal though?